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  • #16
    Re: Ask an ex pervert

    I never had gay sex and wasn't at all interested in it! I was a red-blooded 100% Hetro pervert!
    Hiroshima, the sex tapes were confiscated by Sheriff swafford, but strangely enough never entered into evidence at the trail, which is why I got off so easy.

    Hellsinker, the places I hung out in are probably long gone by now.

    As far as bathrooms go, do your business and get out!
    One word of advice, if you ever go into a booth at a porn store to see what kind of filth satan is propogating on the planet, never stick your eye in the holes between booths. You might get it poked out.

    Mr. Marshall, They are not only the gayest of all, they should be castrated with a dull rusty butterknife dipped in Hot sauce from Hell.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • #17
      Re: Ask an ex pervert

      THis thread is very disturbing...

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      • #18
        Re: Ask an ex pervert

        Why do you find it disturbing? Does it bother you? You see when you let Jesus into your life you can conquer anything! I'm stronger than my perversions today. praise God and shout Glory! I have overcome. There's hope for you too.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • #19
          Re: Ask an ex pervert

          Originally posted by Fish View Post
          THis thread is very disturbing...
          This comment coming from a very disturbed false Christian.....
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: Ask an ex pervert

            Brother Eliot, I have a question...have you ever dabbled in auto-erotic asphyxiation, and if so, would you reccomend it do you have any words you could offer the confused, aimless youth (fish) who haunt these forums that would dissuade them from engaging in such a vulgar and dangerous practice?

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            • #21
              Re: Ask an ex pervert

              It is very dangerous and many youths have died. Although it does provide a very powerful "O" it's not worth it. Remember, suicide is a sure ticket to hell, and I'm sure God would consider it suicide. Try to remeber that God sees everything! He'll see you wearing your sister's bra and panties whilst hanging yourself using her pantyhose!
              Do you want to have to relive that scene at the pearly gates???
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #22
                Re: Ask an ex pervert

                Mr. Mayfield, sir, I am sure you're as disgusting as you say, probably more so, since your surname rhymes with Gay, but I must ask you. Before meeting Jesus, how often did you find yourself entrapped, a rube caught with his pants down, at the short end of a joke played by some boy and some of his friends? I think that sort of thing happens a lot, if we were only vigilent enough to catch it.
                Last edited by Pastor Ray from Salem VA; 10-16-2006, 06:42 PM.

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                • #23
                  Dear Lord! I had no idea this thread even existed...

                  and I feel compelled to ask folks to please refrain from asking our Pastor Mayfield to explain certain terms such as:

                  Gibbing
                  New Jersey Turnpike
                  Tossed Salad
                  Wounded Pigeon
                  Band of Brothers
                  and especially, Flaming Nora

                  And please, folks, don't google these terms as your soul will surely be damaged beyond repair!
                  Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Ask an ex pervert

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ray from Salem VA View Post
                    Mr. Mayfield, sir, I am sure you're as disgusting as you say, probably more so, since your surname rhymes with Gay, but I must ask you. Before meeting Jesus, how often did you find yourself entrapped, a rube caught with his pants down, at the short end of a joke played by some boy and some of his friends? I think that sort of thing happens a lot, if we were only vigilent enough to catch it.
                    No, I WAS that way before I found Jesus. Watch your tenses. I never pulled my pants down around other males. Why are you thinking along these lines? You better be careful or you'll catch "Foley" disease and end up a gay demoncrat!
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • #25
                      Re: Dear Lord! I had no idea this thread even existed...

                      Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                      and I feel compelled to ask folks to please refrain from asking our Pastor Mayfield to explain certain terms such as:

                      Gibbing
                      New Jersey Turnpike
                      Tossed Salad
                      Wounded Pigeon
                      Band of Brothers
                      and especially, Flaming Nora

                      And please, folks, don't google these terms as your soul will surely be damaged beyond repair!
                      Mrs Christianson! I don't even want to know where you heard such language, but I have forwarded this post to Elmer and I hope he takes appropriate action!
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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