[MaroneyBaloney]

Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written.

Go look up a picture of the earth and tell me it isn't a sphere.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written.

tell me it isn't a sphere.

It isn't a sphere. Done.

[MaroneyBaloney]

Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written.

Are you seriously this obtuse? I honestly hope you're being satirical.

[Des]

Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written.

Go look up a picture of the earth and tell me it isn't a sphere.

Photoshop, duh! Are all atheists this gullible?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written.

Are you seriously this obtuse?

I'm sorry if the truth scares you. I guess it can be bit frightening to open your eyes for the first time after blindly believing all the secular lies you have been fed to.

[Black Parade Marcher]

Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written.

ha me

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written.

ha me

Ha, you in hell.

[Black Parade Marcher]

Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written.

Ha, you in hell.

sir..... THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM!!!!!!!!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written.

sir..... THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM!!!!!!!!

Silly heathen, it's just a fact. I understand why you are so very scared, but no need to get worked up about it. This is your future unless you make things right with Jesus. This is why He made you come to this forum.

[John c8v7]

Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written.

I drew quickly this picture as well to highlight the obvious, so not even the most skeptical reader can't deny the historical accuracy of this account.

That's an adorable picture, but every good Christian knows that Luke was born in Antioch and was a disciple of Paul and Paul never met Jesus, so what is Luke doing hanging out with Jesus by the Gadarene Sea? Neither Mark or Luke's gospels actually claim to be first-hand accounts, so I don't know why you're trying to prove something that the Bible says isn't true. Actually, brother, I don't know why you're trying to prove the Jesus story at all, since the fact it is in the Bible means it is true. To suggest you need to supply further proof is impious. Also, you haven't proved it happened, you've just proved it might have happened. Also, you haven't proved 100% of the Bible, you proved one anecdote. Go do the rest if you're gonna claim 100%. Godspeed.

[Back against wall]

Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written.

*** SOMETHING ABOUT WANTING AN INFRACTION ***

Young Lady do you always just barge into a persons home without being invited or introducing yourself? I would suggest your husband take swifty to you a length of bamboo to your rear (to no) end.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written.

...Paul never met Jesus...

Acts 9:3-5
And as he journeyed, he came near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven: And he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me? And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

Some clarifications:

• The "he" in verse 3 is Paul (aka Saul).
• The person Saul/Paul meets identifies himself.
• The identification is carried out by an introduction.
• The Introduction contain the words: "I am Jesus"

Hints for further study:

• Please, please read the Bible.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[John c8v7]

Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written.

I'm not a lady…

[Des]

Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written.

I would suggest your husband take swifty to you a length of bamboo to your rear (to no) end.

Or rattan! A half hour of the old rattan cane (especially if pre-soaked in capsaicin oil) has incredible attitude adjusting capabilities.

[John c8v7]

Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written.

Acts 9:3-5
And as he journeyed, he came near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven: And he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me? And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

Some clarifications:

• The "he" in verse 3 is Paul (aka Saul).
• The person Saul/Paul meets identifies himself.
• The identification is carried out by an introduction.
• The Introduction contain the words: "I am Jesus"

Hints for further study:

• Please, please read the Bible.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Yep, I know Saul is Paul, sweetie, but this vision and Paul's conversion came after the Resurrection, and therefore well after the events the original poster imagines were witnessed by Luke. Nowhere in the Bible does Luke claim to be a first hand witness to Jesus so it isn't necessary for the OP to attempt to prove he was.

Read your Bible. I will pray for you.