Bloatware - the sinister plan to rape your children

[lukasekman]

Virtually every computer sold today is preinfected with unwanted software, bloatware, that hogs the cpu and memory. While this is quite bad already, there is a hidden Satanic agenda behind that.

Many bloatware programs do run on the startup, including webcam applications that expose your child to internet predators. The bloat also increase the heat emission of the computer, which tricks your child to take of her clothes.

In addition, the bloatware constantly disturb you, even if you use your laptop for Bible studies. The attention loss is equal to smoking marijuana, and make you miss important details. Excessive distractions deprive your child of the calm that is needed to absorb the knowledge from Bible studies.

As a Christian computer technician, I know that nine in ten computer problems is caused by Satanic bloatware. In a process I call computer exorcism, I extract the demons from my clients computers.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Bloatware - the sinister plan to rape your children

The only time I leave my children alone on my computer is when they are being watched closely through webcam by a fellow True Christian™, Such as Youth Minister Harry.

I think as long as you buy the right computers, with JesOS™ installed by and large you should be safe from internet predators. No doubt though, that many of Apple's and Microsoft's products have demons in them for the start, which is terrible because the unsaved can't get JesOS™ .

Carry on disinfecting computers, Brother, the devil can rear its ugly head anywhere.

[lukasekman]

Re: Bloatware - the sinister plan to rape your children

Oops, I forgot an important aspect. I do not pay taxes for my services, since I do not want to support the atheist state. But I pay a tithe to fund a cult that aim to bring back Christian values and traditions to Sweden.
Earlier, there was "Livets Ord" (Word of Life), which was a decent conservative church. In the 1994, 1998 and 2002 elections, I wrote "Livets Ord" by hand on ballots. Today, they are going liberal, and do no longer officially support corporal punishment and exorcism. They aren't even proud to be labeled as a cult by the liberal media.