Psalm 37:12-13

[Mrs. Rogers]

The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.
The LORD shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.

According to these verses, God is not without a sense of humour. Indeed, He delights in the wickedness of The Damned©, for He is the author of their future torment ... and the more they plot against us, the louder God guffaws as He writes down every one of their evil schemes, in the Book of Life™.

Revenge is a dish best served hotter than Hellfire, thus saith the LORD.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Psalm 37:12-13

Revenge is a dish best served hotter than Hellfire, thus saith the LORD.

PRAISE! I can't wait to see the surprised looks on their faces as they go down in the Lake of Fire for the third time. He who laughs last, laughs best, and I'll be sure to laugh at all the Ragheads, Mary-hailers, Jews, atheists and other Satanists.

Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

Just imagine it, Mrs. R.: One fine day, you and I will have become angels and we'll be standing next to Jesus, while He tortures everybody else - except for 144,000 Landoverians. I assume He'll think up plenty of clever variations so the novelty doesn't wear off after a few eons.

Revelation 14:10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:

Here's one of my favorite links: I can't wait to see people burn in Hell!

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Psalm 37:12-13

PRAISE! I can't wait to see the surprised looks on their faces as they go down in the Lake of Fire for the third time. He who laughs last, laughs best, and I'll be sure to laugh at all the Ragheads, Mary-hailers, Jews, atheists and other Satanists.

Do you think He'll tailor their torture to suit, eg, porcine demons sodomizing the mooslems, every recent catlick pope kissing tarmac made of human dung?

What does He have in store for atheists, seeing as they don't believe in any of it? Hmm...

Just imagine it, Mrs. R.: One fine day, you and I will have become angels and we'll be standing next to Jesus, while He tortures everybody else - except for 144,000 Landoverians. I assume He'll think up plenty of clever variations so the novelty doesn't wear off after a few eons.

Dear Prune, He could torture that money-grubbing old bag Mother Terribilis in the same manner for all eternity and I would never grow bored; I sincerely hope her torture involves a large demon called Papa Doc and the stratgetic placement of rosary-come-love beads.

Here's one of my favorite links: I can't wait to see people burn in Hell!

It is most inspiring - I was crying tears of joy by the time I'd got to the last paragraph:

You can do what Jesus says, and turn the other cheek. I do it. I turn the other cheek, let the person slap me and then light into him like a prize-figher. I ain't up on no cross, folks. I'm down here in it! I will not take it when someone laughs at my beliefs. The Lord already took it for me. If I can't get a punch in, I make sure they hear the words, "I can't wait to see you burn in Hell." Let those words ring in their ears until the day they die. And when they are being sodomized by 12-foot demons on the desolate bone-riddled beaches of the lake of fire, might they then look up and see Jesus, and a little man they once met, standing by His side, trying to hold back my laughter.