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  • #76
    Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

    I will admit that I don't understand anal sex at all. Like, that's where people crap out of... That's like, disgusting...

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    • #77
      Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

      Originally posted by alex.siegel View Post
      I will admit that I don't understand anal sex at all. Like, that's where people crap out of... That's like, disgusting...
      Anal sex is the epitome of the hateful gaywise. Every Christian knows that being gay is an abomination and the gays revel in that status.

      Why do you think ALL anal sex is rape?

      Because it is excruciatingly painful, I expect.

      Why do the roam in packs?

      To hold down (or pin) the victim (often a young man with barely the wisps of manly hair on his downy, soft face), I'm told

      Why do they bite into pillows?

      To stifle the agonised cries during so called 'shunting' (no I don't understand gay slang, either).

      Why are many of the gaywise openly friendly, decorous and well dressed?

      Oh Grand Mama, what big teeth you have....

      There are no depths of apparent decency, camaraderie or inclusiveness that some of the gaywise won't stoop to.

      True Christians(tm) know the truth. Often we are told not tar all people with one brush but with this country going down the toilet Christians everywhere should be aware that God Hates Fags and ALL gaywise hate humanity.

      Now, where is that brush, now? If I'm not allowed my brush, where is my freedom?

      Your move, Obama

      God bless everyone.
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #78
        Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
        Anal sex is the epitome of the hateful gaywise. Every Christian knows that being gay is an abomination and the gays revel in that status.

        Why do you think ALL anal sex is rape?

        Because it is excruciatingly painful, I expect.

        Why do the roam in packs?

        To hold down (or pin) the victim (often a young man with barely the wisps of manly hair on his downy, soft face), I'm told

        Why do they bite into pillows?

        To stifle the agonised cries during so called 'shunting' (no I don't understand gay slang, either).

        Why are many of the gaywise openly friendly, decorous and well dressed?

        Oh Grand Mama, what big teeth you have....

        There are no depths of apparent decency, camaraderie or inclusiveness that some of the gaywise won't stoop to.

        True Christians™ know the truth. Often we are told not tar all people with one brush but with this country going down the toilet Christians everywhere should be aware that God Hates Fags and ALL gaywise hate humanity.

        Now, where is that brush, now? If I'm not allowed my brush, where is my freedom?

        Your move, Obama

        God bless everyone.

        I'll have you know that I am neither Christian not homophobic. I'm totally fine with gay people. I just can't even begin to picture myself personally having anal sex. It's revolting to me, but I guess some people are into that stuff... Ew...

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        • #79
          Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

          Originally posted by alex.siegel View Post
          ... Ew...
          You say "Ew" because deep in your soul, you know it's wrong. It's wrong because it goes against what is Right and Good: It goes against God.

          Your soul is crying out for the Truth(c).

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #80
            Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            You say "Ew" because deep in your soul, you know it's wrong. It's wrong because it goes against what is Right and Good: It goes against God.

            Your soul is crying out for the Truth©.

            No I say "ew" because the thought of getting [vulgarity deleted] on my [vulgarity deleted] is revolting to me.

            Tell me, if my heart seeks the "Truth," then why do I do a whole bunch of other stuff that God doesn't want me to? Why doesn't God just make me like you?
            Why doesn't he just kill everyone who doesn't believe in him?

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            • #81
              Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

              Originally posted by alex.siegel View Post
              No I say "ew" because the thought of getting [vulgarity deleted] on my [vulgarity deleted] is revolting to me.

              Tell me, if my heart seeks the "Truth," then why do I do a whole bunch of other stuff that God doesn't want me to? Why doesn't God just make me like you?
              Why doesn't he just kill everyone who doesn't believe in him?
              Because your nature is corrupted by sin (see Psalm 51:5), and yet deep within you, there remains a voice crying for Jesus and deliverance from this terrible world (see Romans 8:26-27). You can deny it, you can run from it, but one day you will have to face it.

              Why not just drop the false facade of "I am great and liberated!" and come clean by admitting you are a scrawny, worthless, depraved, awful sinner who can do nothing of himself?

              Johne 15:5: "I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing."

              Yours in Him,

              Pastor Ed

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              • #82
                Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

                Originally posted by Marie Thy Name View Post
                Seriously when quoting the bible, which version do you insist upon using? I am asking genuinely! I would prefer if you all stuck to the one that JESUS wrote down himself, not these ones that have been twisted by evil monkey loving hoomans. The king james, the living bible, the new international, the new king james, or any bible that is NOT in the original GREEK or Aramaic is NOT the word of yaweh and you all are blasphemous.
                I have a sermon for you to read on that very subject HERE.

                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #83
                  Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

                  Originally posted by alex.siegel View Post
                  No I say "ew" because the thought of getting [vulgarity deleted] on my [vulgarity deleted] is revolting to me.
                  It's "revolting" because you know deep down inside, it's wrong. You know this isn't the kind of "wrong" like Marmite, this is the kind of "wrong" like eating spoiled meat. Your body instinctively retches at such a thought. If you didn't actually have a soul, like you atheists believe, then you would think homo-sex was simply a matter of choice that isn't to your liking. It would be no different than saying No Thank You to Marmite on toast.

                  Originally posted by alex.siegel View Post
                  Tell me, if my heart seeks the "Truth," then why do I do a whole bunch of other stuff that God doesn't want me to?
                  That's the nature of sin. Paul talks about it most eloquent and insightfully in his letter to the Romans (start with Romans 7:14-24).

                  Originally posted by alex.siegel View Post
                  Why doesn't God just make me like you?
                  The question is, Why don't you choose to follow Jesus?

                  Originally posted by alex.siegel View Post
                  Why doesn't he just kill everyone who doesn't believe in him?
                  He promised never to do that again (remember the Great Flood and Noah's Ark? Genesis 5:32-10:1). Instead, He allows people to choose freely whether to love and obey Him or suffer in Hell for all eternity.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #84
                    Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

                    Because the common-law provision remains viable in Vermont, anal sex can be prosecuted if any prosecutor feels inclined to do so.

                    We still have laws where I live and most sodomy cases involve sheep (very common in New England). Apparently bestiality is acceptable in Scotland, the Isle of Man and even New Zealand and many Vermonters hail from these faraway lands.

                    From my perspective I feel very safe. The sheep are far more amenable to this sort of practice than women; consequently, our buttocks generally remain unchallenged.

                    I shudder just thinking about a man wanting to violate my poo-poo.
                    Come climb my mountains.

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                    • #85
                      Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

                      Originally posted by joem789 View Post
                      Personally, I have engaged in anal sex with my wife. But I loathe homosexuality and always have.
                      Okay, first. Ew. Just. Ew.

                      Second. You have just abdicated your right to claim any reason or logic, and therefore give up any expectation to be taken seriously in any way. Any man who loathes his wife so much that he makes her the "bottom man" in a sodomy-rape fest is a pervert and a hypocrite.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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