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  • #61
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

    Originally posted by Sander Sittn View Post
    Tell me.. in what way did i leave a gay first impression?
    Your name is pink, and you come from Holland.


    Or is your logic that simple?
    Our logic is that of the bible, written by almighty god. You go against us you go against God. Although going against God wouldn't be anything unfamiliar to you would it? You probably spend your evenings alone in your filthy squalorous basement apartment in Copenhagen, masturbating like a frenzied ape in a cage.
    Reverend of St. Thaddeus's Church

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    • #62
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

      Originally posted by Colbert Mcpherson View Post
      Your name is pink, and you come from Holland.
      I didn't make my name pink..and I am man enough not to care what color my name is.. If you are afraid to use a color because of what people think it makes you, than you have a lot of uncertainty problems..But hey what DO you know for sure, its faith. You believe it, because it can never be proven.

      Our logic is that of the bible, written by almighty god. You go against us you go against God. Although going against God wouldn't be anything unfamiliar to you would it? You probably spend your evenings alone in your filthy squalorous basement apartment in Copenhagen, masturbating like a frenzied ape in a cage.
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      Copenhagen is not in The Netherlands..So I probably wouldn't be there now would I.
      And besides i don't need to masturbate, I can have sex before marriage. And i won't even go to hell for it either..That is because i don't acknowledge the existence of 'the one true god'. Therefore there can't be a heaven or a hell..

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      • #63
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

        You know what really tipped me off was that bit about gay sex being manly for you to watch. Most straight men wouldn't just sit there and watch gay sex for the educational experience, and those who did wouldn't usually bring it up on a Christian message board. You must understand that this left me with the impression that you were a homersexural.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • #64
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

          Originally posted by Sander Sittn View Post
          I didn't make my name pink..and I am man enough not to care what color my name is.. If you are afraid to use a color because of what people think it makes you, than you have a lot of uncertainty problems..But hey what DO you know for sure, its faith. You believe it, because it can never be proven.



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          Copenhagen is not in The Netherlands..So I probably wouldn't be there now would I.
          And besides i don't need to masturbate, I can have sex before marriage. And i won't even go to hell for it either..That is because i don't acknowledge the existence of 'the one true god'. Therefore there can't be a heaven or a hell..
          Just because you should be the poster boy for hell and are not doesn't mean it doesn't exist. If you asked Jesus might be able to remove a bit of the ugly from you, I would think it would be worth chancing it if I were you.
          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • #65
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

            Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
            Just because you should be the poster boy for hell and are not doesn't mean it doesn't exist. If you asked Jesus might be able to remove a bit of the ugly from you, I would think it would be worth chancing it if I were you.
            In what way do you think i might acknowledge the existence of Jesus 'The son of God' Christ, if i don't even believe his 'Father' exists..

            And in what way am i the poster boy of hell..it's not like i practice weird satanic rituals or whatsoever..Or other occult stuff..Which i do find fascinating though, just like i find your commitment to all these somewhat odd, and in my opinion ridiculous, rules and extremist faith very intriguing, and fascinating .

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            • #66
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              You know what really tipped me off was that bit about gay sex being manly for you to watch. Most straight men wouldn't just sit there and watch gay sex for the educational experience, and those who did wouldn't usually bring it up on a Christian message board. You must understand that this left me with the impression that you were a homersexural.
              I thought you are supposed to take your bible litteraly, by the word. Which probably takes somewhat of reading skill. And yet you've failed to notice that i never stated gaysex was manly to watch..

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              • #67
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                Originally posted by Sander Sittn View Post
                Gaysex is also done by men... that litteraly makes it manly..
                You must have watched gay sex to claim this with such confidence.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • #68
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                  @ Cranky Old Man... You forgot one reason in your list : Soccer is stupid

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                  • #69
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                    Originally posted by Sander Sittn View Post
                    In what way do you think i might acknowledge the existence of Jesus 'The son of God' Christ, if i don't even believe his 'Father' exists..

                    And in what way am i the poster boy of hell..it's not like i practice weird satanic rituals or whatsoever..Or other occult stuff..Which i do find fascinating though, just like i find your commitment to all these somewhat odd, and in my opinion ridiculous, rules and extremist faith very intriguing, and fascinating .
                    I am sorry I thought you had posted your above picture of yourself, what other reason would you put it in your thread?

                    So I understand, you believe in Jesus but not God?
                    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                    • #70
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                      Originally posted by Sander Sittn View Post
                      I didn't make my name pink..and I am man enough not to care what color my name is.. If you are afraid to use a color because of what people think it makes you, than you have a lot of uncertainty problems..But hey what DO you know for sure, its faith. You believe it, because it can never be proven.



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                      Copenhagen is not in The Netherlands..So I probably wouldn't be there now would I.
                      And besides i don't need to masturbate, I can have sex before marriage. And i won't even go to hell for it either..That is because i don't acknowledge the existence of 'the one true god'. Therefore there can't be a heaven or a hell..
                      I expect that your profile name is another one of those homersexural slang terms similar to 'pitcher and catcher' - the 'sander' and the 'sittn' are two people involved in an act of Sodomy.

                      The Netherhells, or Hell-land, or whatever name you perverts call it, is infamous as a home for junkies , Liebrals and other criminals . 'Gronigen' sounds like a made-up name, in reference to the anal retentive nature of Sodomites.

                      Just because you reject the existence of God , doesn't mean that He doesn't exist or that He will exempt you from Judgment for your sexual sins .

                      John 3:16-20

                      16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
                      17For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
                      18He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
                      19And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
                      20For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.


                      Joshua 24:15
                      And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                      • #71
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                        Is this a joke? Do you actually seriously think that playing football will send you to hell? How pathetic, i genuinely hope that you all die painful deaths.
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • #72
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                          Originally posted by The Atheist 100 View Post
                          i genuinely hope that you all die painful deaths.
                          More proof that atheists have no moral values what so ever.

                          I mean, you don't just want a lot of fine people dead, you want them to die in a painful way.

                          I'm so glad I'm a loving and caring Christian.
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • #73
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                            Originally posted by The Atheist 100 View Post
                            i genuinely hope that you all die painful deaths
                            Thank you for once more demonstrating that atheists are all evil because they have no morals.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • #74
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                              I'm pretty sure that God has killed his fair share of people. Noah and the Ark? Didn't he drown loads of people? Please help me to understand your point of view.
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                              • #75
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

                                Originally posted by The Atheist 100 View Post
                                I'm pretty sure that God has killed his fair share of people. Noah and the Ark? Didn't he drown loads of people? Please help me to understand your point of view.
                                God surely killed a lot of people. But he also created us so we are for Him to do with as He pleases! All we are allowed to do is worship Him. If we fail to do that we will burn in hell for all eternity. Clear now?
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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