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  • #16
    Re: Comment on the Godly Signature Above

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Dear OYK.....your sig makes me think things I probably shouldn't for some reason...
    <sniff sniff>
    Did someone forget to bathe this week?

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    • #17
      Re: Comment on the Godly Signature Above

      Brother OYK... Your signature makes me think of warm, thick love of Jesus. I can hardly keep my hands still as I type this. I can taste and feel the love flowing from Him.
      "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
      (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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      • #18
        Re: Comment on the Godly Signature Above

        I have always been partial to the verse you use in your signature Brother Reverend Doctor. The fact that God loves us so much as to offer us advice and guidance on how to sell our daughters is just awesome.

        I have noticed, by the way, that despite the fact that I was the second poster in this thread, no one has commented on MY Jesus-inspired signature.

        Is the entire thread a lie?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #19
          Re: Comment on the Godly Signature Above

          Bother Ezekiel...

          Your signature inspires so many emotions, that it's hard to put them all in a post. The wrath of the Lord is awesome, and to contemplate it is an undertaking most can't even fathom.

          I am reminded that this rider is even more powerful that he who rides the pale horse.

          This rider's compassion overwhelmes me, as does the infinite mercy of He who is I AM.
          "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
          (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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          • #20
            Re: Comment on the Godly Signature Above

            Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
            Bother Ezekiel...

            Your signature inspires so many emotions, that it's hard to put them all in a post. The wrath of the Lord is awesome, and to contemplate it is an undertaking most can't even fathom.

            I am reminded that this rider is even more powerful that he who rides the pale horse.

            This rider's compassion overwhelmes me, as does the infinite mercy of He who is I AM.
            Your signature makes me both puzzled and angry. What on earth made that accursed proto-Democrat Abraham Lincoln think he could take away our God-given right to buy Hebrew servants?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #21
              Re: Comment on the Godly Signature Above

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I have noticed, by the way, that despite the fact that I was the second poster in this thread, no one has commented on MY Jesus-inspired signature.

              Is the entire thread a lie?
              I can't get past the horrifying visage of Hitlery Clittongue to read the text below.

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              • #22
                Re: Comment on the Godly Signature Above

                Epic verse, I like it!
                =/=

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                • #23
                  Re: Comment on the Godly Signature Above

                  Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                  Epic verse, I like it!
                  I like your new signature, Fap.

                  Sometimes, Truth can be told simply. Your signature accomplishes it with flair:

                  =/= <-- I think it should be a bumper sticker.

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