My names is Increase Boone, and I live here on Boone Hill in Tennessee, but I have to move now because things happen when I wasn't there or even in the area but now Sheriff McInnis says its best if whoever did it ain't in town when they find Billy Blue's body and they ain't gonna find it but they might find his arm when old Doc Ellis cleans out the back freezer at the general store come this winter like he always does.
Billie Mae McBride told me I have to move to Italian because they hide them popes there so I should be fine, but my second cousin Virgil Ray Seider says I can't move to Italian because they only take popes so I reckon since I was baptized I'm a Baptist because the church near the river where I was dunked says Baptist on it. So Earl Stultz who is a deputy and Billy Blue's cousin also says that not only should whoever leave town but they better not be anywhere on any map and Virgil Ray says hey old Grannie Sutton says she knows this place out of state that ain't on any map and she had kin there back before the war and they are real good people. So I talk to old Granny Sutton and she told me where to find Freehold and said if I watched my peas and cues I might find a trailer or something there and I told her I ain't gonna live in no trailer cause I won that powerball back in oh four and I still got over two hunnerd million like when I won.
So Grannie Sutton says I out to write you all and see if the place is still there and if the revenuers ever found that one old mine and whether you took us outsiders and if you have a bank and can find an account ant and I tell her I don't need no account any cause I know my numbers right smart and I can look in the shopping basket and almost always tell if its gonna take a twenny or a hunnerd to pay for it all. So she says ask anyhow.
My favorite Bible verse is that one where Jesus kicks over a table. I like that one a lot and I tried it at a bar in Pikeville once and they threw me out and I guess they never read the Bible at that bar.
Have a nice day and also someone keeps drawing lines under words I write and that ain't me doing it. Have a nice day.
Increase Boone.
Billie Mae McBride told me I have to move to Italian because they hide them popes there so I should be fine, but my second cousin Virgil Ray Seider says I can't move to Italian because they only take popes so I reckon since I was baptized I'm a Baptist because the church near the river where I was dunked says Baptist on it. So Earl Stultz who is a deputy and Billy Blue's cousin also says that not only should whoever leave town but they better not be anywhere on any map and Virgil Ray says hey old Grannie Sutton says she knows this place out of state that ain't on any map and she had kin there back before the war and they are real good people. So I talk to old Granny Sutton and she told me where to find Freehold and said if I watched my peas and cues I might find a trailer or something there and I told her I ain't gonna live in no trailer cause I won that powerball back in oh four and I still got over two hunnerd million like when I won.
So Grannie Sutton says I out to write you all and see if the place is still there and if the revenuers ever found that one old mine and whether you took us outsiders and if you have a bank and can find an account ant and I tell her I don't need no account any cause I know my numbers right smart and I can look in the shopping basket and almost always tell if its gonna take a twenny or a hunnerd to pay for it all. So she says ask anyhow.
My favorite Bible verse is that one where Jesus kicks over a table. I like that one a lot and I tried it at a bar in Pikeville once and they threw me out and I guess they never read the Bible at that bar.
Have a nice day and also someone keeps drawing lines under words I write and that ain't me doing it. Have a nice day.
Increase Boone.
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