In my post-doctoral work here at Landover Baptist University, I have been working hard on proving many things, one of which is proving that being gay is a CHOICE. Well, brothers and sisters, today I am proud to announce not one but TWO proofs:
Physicalist proof
In the physical sciences, especially the more advanced ones, when a problem is given, one must CHOOSE their orientations. Generally there is what is called a "right hand rule" (that homer scientists use to tickle their naughty bits, no doubt), but there are some renegades that CHOOSE to orient themselves in the opposite direction. They argue that the same result is obtained and that everything works out. This has obvious parallels to the world of, dare I say it, "sex" where one must CHOOSE their orientation--be sexually attracted to women or be sexually attracted to men. MOST people choose the correct way (according to the Word of God), but a few renegades choose the opposite, just to cause trouble. Q.E.D.
Mathematicalistic proof
Similarly, in all of the higher maths, one must choose an orientation. Whether it be integrating or applying certain theorems, one must choose one direction as positive and one as negative. The LORD Almighty has told us that one must be attracted to the opposite sex (oriented towards the opposite sex). However, mathematicalistic people would have you believe that *either* choice is equally valid! Blasphemy!
So we see, brothers and sisters, that any orientation is a CHOICE. GOD has told us which is the correct way, but LIEberalists would have you believe that EITHER choice is correct. Such blasphemy should not be allowed -- we need to take back science for JESUS!
Physicalist proof
In the physical sciences, especially the more advanced ones, when a problem is given, one must CHOOSE their orientations. Generally there is what is called a "right hand rule" (that homer scientists use to tickle their naughty bits, no doubt), but there are some renegades that CHOOSE to orient themselves in the opposite direction. They argue that the same result is obtained and that everything works out. This has obvious parallels to the world of, dare I say it, "sex" where one must CHOOSE their orientation--be sexually attracted to women or be sexually attracted to men. MOST people choose the correct way (according to the Word of God), but a few renegades choose the opposite, just to cause trouble. Q.E.D.
Mathematicalistic proof
Similarly, in all of the higher maths, one must choose an orientation. Whether it be integrating or applying certain theorems, one must choose one direction as positive and one as negative. The LORD Almighty has told us that one must be attracted to the opposite sex (oriented towards the opposite sex). However, mathematicalistic people would have you believe that *either* choice is equally valid! Blasphemy!
So we see, brothers and sisters, that any orientation is a CHOICE. GOD has told us which is the correct way, but LIEberalists would have you believe that EITHER choice is correct. Such blasphemy should not be allowed -- we need to take back science for JESUS!
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