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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373

    #1

    Mathematicalistic and Physicalist Proof: being gay is a CHOICE

    In my post-doctoral work here at Landover Baptist University, I have been working hard on proving many things, one of which is proving that being gay is a CHOICE. Well, brothers and sisters, today I am proud to announce not one but TWO proofs:

    Physicalist proof
    In the physical sciences, especially the more advanced ones, when a problem is given, one must CHOOSE their orientations. Generally there is what is called a "right hand rule" (that homer scientists use to tickle their naughty bits, no doubt), but there are some renegades that CHOOSE to orient themselves in the opposite direction. They argue that the same result is obtained and that everything works out. This has obvious parallels to the world of, dare I say it, "sex" where one must CHOOSE their orientation--be sexually attracted to women or be sexually attracted to men. MOST people choose the correct way (according to the Word of God), but a few renegades choose the opposite, just to cause trouble. Q.E.D.

    Mathematicalistic proof
    Similarly, in all of the higher maths, one must choose an orientation. Whether it be integrating or applying certain theorems, one must choose one direction as positive and one as negative. The LORD Almighty has told us that one must be attracted to the opposite sex (oriented towards the opposite sex). However, mathematicalistic people would have you believe that *either* choice is equally valid! Blasphemy!

    So we see, brothers and sisters, that any orientation is a CHOICE. GOD has told us which is the correct way, but LIEberalists would have you believe that EITHER choice is correct. Such blasphemy should not be allowed -- we need to take back science for JESUS!
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  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #2
    Re: Mathematicalistic and Physicalist Proof: being gay is a CHOIC

    Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
    In the physical sciences, especially the more advanced ones, when a problem is given, one must CHOOSE their orientations. Generally there is what is called a "right hand rule" (that homer scientists use to tickle their naughty bits, no doubt), but there are some renegades that CHOOSE to orient themselves in the opposite direction.
    Thank you for yet another sterling contribution to our forums, young JonFish. Speaking of "right hand rules", are left-handed (ie, sinister) people more inclined to choose the homerific lifestyle than those who are right-handed (ie, normal)?

    My womanly intuition is nagging me with "yes, those filthy lefties are nothing but a bunch of mincing homos!", but as female intuition is a sort of inbuilt witchery that cannot be trusted, I am asking you to apply your God-gifted reasoning skills and manly logic to my question.

    Any help with this matter would be greatly appreciated.
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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Mathematicalistic and Physicalist Proof: being gay is a CHOIC

      Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
      Thank you for yet another sterling contribution to our forums, young JonFish. Speaking of "right hand rules", are left-handed (ie, sinister) people more inclined to choose the homerific lifestyle than those who are right-handed (ie, normal)?

      My womanly intuition is nagging me with "yes, those filthy lefties are nothing but a bunch of mincing homos!", but as female intuition is a sort of inbuilt witchery that cannot be trusted, I am asking you to apply your God-gifted reasoning skills and manly logic to my question.

      Any help with this matter would be greatly appreciated.
      Hmm... when one considers the sort of rabble associated with the terms "left-wing", and, perhaps even worse, "left-hand path", I find it hard to believe that there are many sinister folk out there who use their dominant hand for anything other than interfering with the sinful parts of other men.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • DAT21
        • Nov 2006
        • 29

        #4
        Re: Mathematicalistic and Physicalist Proof: being gay is a CHOIC

        Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
        In my post-doctoral work here at Landover Baptist University, I have been working hard on proving many things, one of which is proving that being gay is a CHOICE. Well, brothers and sisters, today I am proud to announce not one but TWO proofs:

        Physicalist proof
        In the physical sciences, especially the more advanced ones, when a problem is given, one must CHOOSE their orientations. Generally there is what is called a "right hand rule" (that homer scientists use to tickle their naughty bits, no doubt), but there are some renegades that CHOOSE to orient themselves in the opposite direction. They argue that the same result is obtained and that everything works out. This has obvious parallels to the world of, dare I say it, "sex" where one must CHOOSE their orientation--be sexually attracted to women or be sexually attracted to men. MOST people choose the correct way (according to the Word of God), but a few renegades choose the opposite, just to cause trouble. Q.E.D.

        Mathematicalistic proof
        Similarly, in all of the higher maths, one must choose an orientation. Whether it be integrating or applying certain theorems, one must choose one direction as positive and one as negative. The LORD Almighty has told us that one must be attracted to the opposite sex (oriented towards the opposite sex). However, mathematicalistic people would have you believe that *either* choice is equally valid! Blasphemy!

        So we see, brothers and sisters, that any orientation is a CHOICE. GOD has told us which is the correct way, but LIEberalists would have you believe that EITHER choice is correct. Such blasphemy should not be allowed -- we need to take back science for JESUS!
        Teacher teacher, I have a question, um what does this all mean? Since you posted it, does it mean you choose to be gay or not?

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #5
          Re: Mathematicalistic and Physicalist Proof: being gay is a CHOIC

          Originally posted by DAT21 View Post
          Teacher teacher, I have a question, um what does this all mean? Since you posted it, does it mean you choose to be gay or not?
          No, of course Jon didn't choose the sodomite deathstyle. Would we really accept him into our Church if he had?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Brother Phil
            • Nov 2006
            • 124

            #6
            Re: Mathematicalistic and Physicalist Proof: being gay is a CHOIC

            Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
            In my post-doctoral work here at Landover Baptist University, I have been working hard on proving many things, one of which is proving that being gay is a CHOICE. Well, brothers and sisters, today I am proud to announce not one but TWO proofs:

            Physicalist proof
            In the physical sciences, especially the more advanced ones, when a problem is given, one must CHOOSE their orientations. Generally there is what is called a "right hand rule" (that homer scientists use to tickle their naughty bits, no doubt), but there are some renegades that CHOOSE to orient themselves in the opposite direction. They argue that the same result is obtained and that everything works out. This has obvious parallels to the world of, dare I say it, "sex" where one must CHOOSE their orientation--be sexually attracted to women or be sexually attracted to men. MOST people choose the correct way (according to the Word of God), but a few renegades choose the opposite, just to cause trouble. Q.E.D.

            Mathematicalistic proof
            Similarly, in all of the higher maths, one must choose an orientation. Whether it be integrating or applying certain theorems, one must choose one direction as positive and one as negative. The LORD Almighty has told us that one must be attracted to the opposite sex (oriented towards the opposite sex). However, mathematicalistic people would have you believe that *either* choice is equally valid! Blasphemy!

            So we see, brothers and sisters, that any orientation is a CHOICE. GOD has told us which is the correct way, but LIEberalists would have you believe that EITHER choice is correct. Such blasphemy should not be allowed -- we need to take back science for JESUS!
            Ok this is the first statement I have seen from this church that I actually agree with... but your evidence is so irrelevant that you basically said nothing (that’s probably why you are a creationist). First off what do math and sexuality have in common... NOTHING! You are offering a completely invalid statement to support you theory.
            Next, what does physical science have to do with sexuality? Again a completely irrelevant argument! And by the way the right-hand-rule is used to determine the direction of currents and magnetic fields in space and in wires. Orientation is not a valid argument for something of this magnitude. If you went up to a homosexual person and explained your theories they would just laugh at you. (I don’t know how the Landover people would react if a homosexual laughed at you...)

            I do agree with your theory, but its not because people choose to be oriented to the homosexual. It is all psychological. Psychological disorders have so much power over your body that you can’t even imagine. They have the ability to manifest physical symptoms and do other crazy things to the human body. Also why in a world where Homosexuality is so violently persecuted would anyone choose to be gay? It just doesn’t make sense.

            As to the Genetics argument, i find it hard to believe that it is possible to proliferate the genes if sexual reproduction is impossible. There is a model for allelic frequencies called the Hardy-Weinberg equilibrium, which states that alleles can be maintained in a population in VERY small quantities if there are certain guidelines that are met. Since humans only fallow one of those guidelines I think it is almost impossible to maintain the homosexuality gene in a population.

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            • DAT21
              • Nov 2006
              • 29

              #7
              Re: Mathematicalistic and Physicalist Proof: being gay is a CHOIC

              Originally posted by Brother Phil View Post
              Ok this is the first statement I have seen from this church that I actually agree with... but your evidence is so irrelevant that you basically said nothing (that’s probably why you are a creationist). First off what do math and sexuality have in common... NOTHING! You are offering a completely invalid statement to support you theory.
              Next, what does physical science have to do with sexuality? Again a completely irrelevant argument! And by the way the right-hand-rule is used to determine the direction of currents and magnetic fields in space and in wires. Orientation is not a valid argument for something of this magnitude. If you went up to a homosexual person and explained your theories they would just laugh at you. (I don’t know how the Landover people would react if a homosexual laughed at you...)

              I do agree with your theory, but its not because people choose to be oriented to the homosexual. It is all psychological. Psychological disorders have so much power over your body that you can’t even imagine. They have the ability to manifest physical symptoms and do other crazy things to the human body. Also why in a world where Homosexuality is so violently persecuted would anyone choose to be gay? It just doesn’t make sense.

              As to the Genetics argument, i find it hard to believe that it is possible to proliferate the genes if sexual reproduction is impossible. There is a model for allelic frequencies called the Hardy-Weinberg equilibrium, which states that alleles can be maintained in a population in VERY small quantities if there are certain guidelines that are met. Since humans only fallow one of those guidelines I think it is almost impossible to maintain the homosexuality gene in a population.
              Once again, thank you Brother Phil for revealing that everyone on this forum isn't ignorant

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              • DAT21
                • Nov 2006
                • 29

                #8
                Re: Mathematicalistic and Physicalist Proof: being gay is a CHOIC

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                No, of course Jon didn't choose the sodomite deathstyle. Would we really accept him into our Church if he had?
                I don't know, the Church accepted you didn't they?

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: Mathematicalistic and Physicalist Proof: being gay is a CHOIC

                  Originally posted by DAT21 View Post
                  I don't know, the Church accepted you didn't they?
                  Very funny. In future, would you please be so kind as to pursue your homeristic flirtation with Phil in private, rather than abusing our boards for ungodly purposes?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                    Scientific Advisor
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2373

                    #10
                    Re: Mathematicalistic and Physicalist Proof: being gay is a CHOIC

                    Originally posted by Brother Phil View Post
                    As to the Genetics argument, i find it hard to believe that it is possible to proliferate the genes if sexual reproduction is impossible. There is a model for allelic frequencies called the Hardy-Weinberg equilibrium, which states that alleles can be maintained in a population in VERY small quantities if there are certain guidelines that are met. Since humans only fallow one of those guidelines I think it is almost impossible to maintain the homosexuality gene in a population.

                    Sir how DARE you mention something so dirty and witchcraft-laden as genetics? There is NO SUCH THING as "genes" or "DNA" as the so-called "scientists" would have you believe. I mean they believe we came from MONKEYS -- can you really believe anything they have to say? True Christian Science is used to prove the Bible true, not to follow the homer agenda of the MSS (main stream scientists) .
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                    • Brother Phil
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 124

                      #11
                      Re: Mathematicalistic and Physicalist Proof: being gay is a CHOIC

                      Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
                      Sir how DARE you mention something so dirty and witchcraft-laden as genetics? There is NO SUCH THING as "genes" or "DNA" as the so-called "scientists" would have you believe. I mean they believe we came from MONKEYS -- can you really believe anything they have to say? True Christian Science is used to prove the Bible true, not to follow the homer agenda of the MSS (main stream scientists) .
                      You don’t believe in DNA? Why not? There is PROOF of DNA! I can easily extract, splice, and measure the length of your DNA fragments in a lab. Its easy. I can also make bacteria glow in the dark using DNA from a Jelly fish. If DNA does not exist how can i do these things?

                      How do you think heritable traits are passed down from parent to child?

                      Do you have any similar features with your Parents?

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #12
                        Re: Mathematicalistic and Physicalist Proof: being gay is a CHOIC

                        Originally posted by Brother Phil View Post
                        Do you have any similar features with your Parents?
                        Of course! We all believe in the Literal word of God as is written in the KJV1611 (authorized) Bible!
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • Brother Phil
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 124

                          #13
                          Re: Mathematicalistic and Physicalist Proof: being gay is a CHOIC

                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          Of course! We all believe in the Literal word of God as is written in the KJV1611 (authorized) Bible!
                          Ok so you admit you have similar features... how did you get them if there was no DNA or genetics?

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #14
                            Re: Mathematicalistic and Physicalist Proof: being gay is a CHOIC

                            Originally posted by Brother Phil View Post
                            Ok so you admit you have similar features... how did you get them if there was no DNA or genetics?
                            God gave them to me.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • Brother Phil
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 124

                              #15
                              Re: Mathematicalistic and Physicalist Proof: being gay is a CHOIC

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              God gave them to me.
                              ohh nice

                              How are paternity tests conducted? Also you are saying that if you had a child with your wife... and it turned out black... it would be God's fault and not your wife who cheeted on you?

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