Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Praise the Lord! A great movie, carefully prepared and put into escene by ex-joo Ben Stein, finally covers the discrimination and attacks that Creation Scientists have to face on a daily basis by the Sickular Scientists... It is so godly, it is even supported by the great Mike Huckabee!:

I give you its glorious trailer as well:

A new nail in the Evolution's coffin, GLORY!!!

[Remy Lebeau]

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Evolution is so dead in the water.

It won't be long before the monkey worshippers are forced to adhere to the constitution and take their false religious dogma out of the classrooms. There is a seperation of false churches and governement. Then every man, woman, and child in America can be taught the Truth.

[One-eyed Jack]

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When true science -- Bible science! -- is ignored, ill-founded superstition takes over.

That is historical fact.

In the Dark Ages the satanic Catholic cult crushed Bible science by keeping only a corrupt Latin version of the Bible, and forbidding commoners to even read it. The result? BLACK DEATH! Ignorance. Brother killing brother.

And, eventually, Darwinism.

The Bible-hating intellectuals of modern times have threatened the Earth with a second Dark Age. Praise Jesus, this great new documentary exposes their evil in clear, unbiased, and coldly realistic terms.

~~ OEJ

[Urien Rakarth]

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Evolution is so dead in the water.

It won't be long before the monkey worshippers are forced to adhere to the constitution and take their false religious dogma out of the classrooms. There is a seperation of false churches and governement. Then every man, woman, and child in America can be taught the Truth.

That is from a cartoon, that is no proof to me, everyone should know that it were the Great Ones who created the universe, and the Great Ones will return!!!!!

[Remy Lebeau]

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That is from a cartoon, that is no proof to me, everyone should know that it were the Great Ones who created the universe, and the Great Ones will return!!!!!

3 seconds in the beginning and the last 40 seconds or so at the end was a cartoon. The rest was a very brilliant creation scientist who blew the lid right off of the dogmatic religion of evolution.

Check and Mate!!!

[Remy Lebeau]

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In this episode they actually mock the christians for being so stupid with their creation theory, because,even me, who worships great Cthulhu, knows that evolution is real.

Actually, I just went and watched that episode online and it makes fun of atheists and showed how arrogant they are, how they have a need to be pricks to people who don't think like they do, how they don't have any real answers to anything, and how horrible the world would be if atheism took over.

[Urien Rakarth]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed! Only, christians.

3 seconds in the beginning and the last 40 seconds or so at the end was a cartoon. The rest was a very brilliant creation scientist who blew the lid right off of the dogmatic religion of evolution.

Check and Mate!!!

You keep on contradicting yourself, you use "creation" and "scientist" in the same sentence. *ZING*

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed! Only, christians.

You keep on contradicting yourself, you use "creation" and "scientist" in the same sentence. *ZING*

Oh, whereas Cthulu science is well-respected, I suppose?

[Urien Rakarth]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed! Only, christians.

Oh, whereas Cthulu science is well-respected, I suppose?

Yes offcourse, and by the way learn how to spell it is Cthulhu, what you, just did was blasphemy against the Great ones.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed! Only, christians.

Yes offcourse, and by the way learn how to spell it is Cthulhu, what you, just did was blasphemy against the Great ones.

You mean of course? Who cares about how you write the name of those demons that infest your mind, just ask Jesus to wash you with His Holy Blood, and to bind them, and expel them from your life! Do it now, before you spend Eternity being successively raped with Satan's giant, red, throbbing tallywacker! We can help you,

[Urien Rakarth]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed! Only, christians.

You mean of course? Who cares about how you write the name of those demons that infest your mind, just ask Jesus to wash you with His Holy Blood, and to bind them, and expel them from your life! Do it now, before you spend Eternity being successively raped with Satan's giant, red, throbbing tallywacker! We can help you,

The only things I do that are related with blood is the sacrifice we make to please Cthulhu, and Cthulhu was quite pleased when Jesus' blood was spilled.

[Brother Temperance]

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Yes offcourse, and by the way learn how to spell it is Cthulhu, what you, just did was blasphemy against the Great ones.

Who cares how I spell Ktuljoo? He's just a cheesy knock-off of Allah anyway.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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The only things I do that are related with blood is the sacrifice we make to please Cthulhu, and Cthulhu was quite pleased when Jesus' blood was spilled.

I don't even want to know what those demons force you to do, I recommend you just watch that great movie, Expelled, and you'll see that God in all his Glory made this world in six days, and that He loves you. I will call out all of those demons in His name, as soon as you tithe for this Holy® Church...

[Urien Rakarth]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed! Only, christians.

I don't even want to know what those demons force you to do, I recommend you just watch that great movie, Expelled, and you'll see that God in all his Glory made this world in six days, and that He loves you. I will call out all of those demons in His name, as soon as you tithe for this Holy® Church...

Cthulhu is no demon, and he loves nobody, he just demands the sacrifice, else he will unleash terror into the world, like the birth of Christianity, for example.

[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

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yeeeez... so 'God'... the so-called perfect and omnipotent being created earth in what... 6 days...

i'm sure almost everyone on this forum agrees with me that 'God' is a perfect being, right?

so can you explain to me, how 'God' a perfect being (and therefore incapable of doing anything less than perfect) created an entire planet full of creatures that are more flaw than anything else?
hmm... wow... that's a MAJOR mistake in your so called 'Faith' now isn't it?

think about it... I dare you to prove me wrong without denying that 'God' is a perfect being and all that... I dare ya!