[Brother Kardon]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

It doesn't surprise me that homers such as these two are the most aggressive and militant supporters of EVILution. But what DOES surprise me is that so many people actually believe what they say! I read not too long ago that 50% of the USA believes in EVILution. Needless to say, after discovering how dismal the statistics were I cried for hours after reading that and redoubled my prayer regimen.

Doesn't everyone know that everything a homer says is automatically a lie? The formula is simple:
homer = lie
Bible = truth

When will people learn?

What? 50% believes evilution? We Christians should go spread His word to reduce the number of monkey worshippers!

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

What? 50% believes evilution? We Christians should go spread His word to reduce the number of monkey worshippers!

50% ... says somebody who claimes Pi to be 3.
Did you calculate that on your fingers?

[Brother Kardon]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

50% ... says somebody who claimes Pi to be 3.
Did you calculate that on your fingers?

Are you silly? The Bible says that pi is three so it is three, you're taking the train to Hell by spreading this lies.
Get on your knees and ask Jesus for mercy if you don't want to be sodomized by Satan.

[Peter]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Are you silly? The Bible says that pi is three so it is three, you're taking the train to Hell by spreading this lies.
Get on your knees and ask Jesus for mercy if you don't want to be sodomized by Satan.

You got to be kidding me, you don't actually believe that. How can someone be so naive to believe that silly book?
You can see that pi isn't three by drawing a circle with radius 1 and then measuring the circumference.

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Are you silly? The Bible says that pi is three so it is three, you're taking the train to Hell by spreading this lies.
Get on your knees and ask Jesus for mercy if you don't want to be sodomized by Satan.

I'm not going to talk to a guy who's bones are papier-mâché by now.

Satan won't do a thing against me...

So when I write on a piece of toiletpaper that 2+2=5 and go and spread my word to "thee", I'm right?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Did you calculate that on your fingers?

Yes, because unlike most Belgicans, he still has 10 fingers. (or only had 10 to begin with, not eleven)

Friends, I'm not sure what teaparty you think you are attending, but it is highly disturbing. On the other hand: thanks for persecuting us. PRAISE JESUS!

[Brother Kardon]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

You got to be kidding me, you don't actually believe that. How can someone be so naive to believe that silly book?
You can see that pi isn't three by drawing a circle with radius 1 and then measuring the circumference.

That circle isn't perfect, the Bible is perfect, because it's made by God himself, so I rather believe His word than a circle.

[Brother Kardon]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

I'm not going to talk to a guy who's bones are papier-mâché by now.

Satan won't do a thing against me...

So when I write on a piece of toiletpaper that 2+2=5 and go and spread my word to "thee", I'm right?

That would be wrong, because you're not the one who created the universe in 6 days.

[Peter]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

That would be wrong, because you're not the one who created the universe in 6 days.

If your "god" is so perfect, how come that the earth is full of problems??

[Deaner]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

If your "god" is so perfect, how come that the earth is full of problems??

Where in the Bible does it say there won't be any problems? Have you read the Bible or are you just here to spread hatred?

[Brother Kardon]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

If your "god" is so perfect, how come that the earth is full of problems??

I've never seen it like that before, all my life I have been believing the bible, but now I realize, that I was wrong my entire life... From now on, I, Brother Kardon, will be atheist!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

If your "god" is so perfect, how come that the earth is full of problems??

We've had this discussion before; imperfection came into the world when Adam sinned and forced God to punish mankind by making a hostile earth.

[Peter]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

We've had this discussion before; imperfection came into the world when Adam sinned and forced God to punish mankind by making a hostile earth.

And who made Adam according to you?
*ZING*

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

And who made Adam according to you?
*ZING*

God did friend. Which makes Adam sinning against God all the more cruel.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

God did friend. Which makes Adam sinning against God all the more cruel.

Brother Tabor... not that I have the right to doubt or correct your wise words, but you need to explain this in much simpler terms if you want to reach Peter. These people are Belgistans, the ones I have been trying to convert for years. They are... special people.

Let's just say... the fact that it isn't called Tardistan is purely by accident.