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GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ
NEWSFLASH: swirling upset in book circles bcause 1 paper slandered [my favorite] lady authoress . I am putting donation jar on my desk on Monday so it can be corrected – Thornbirds my #1 fave book and this is slap in face to all beloved readers.
Classy Australian Obituary Calls ‘Thorn Birds’ Author Fat, Ugly, National Treasure
So here’s a tip for obituary writers: If you’re writing a big piece on one of your country’s most famous writers, and it’s going to run under the headline “A TRUE NATIONAL TREASURE,” you just might not want to lead off your remembrance by calling said author a plain-looking fatty:
That’s how Rupert Murdoch’s paper The Australian remembered Colleen McCullough, author of the ultrasupermega bestseller The Thorn Birds and arguably Australia’s best-known writer (go ahead, try to name another Australian novelist), who died this week.
After all, if you’re going to memorialize a much-loved lady writer, the main thing you want to focus on is her dress size. Oh, and then eventually you can get to the stuff about her successful career as a neuroscientist and how she started writing novels at 40, managed an international best-seller with her second book, and was incidentally named one of Australia’s “100 National Living Treasures.”
"I did not realize that this was how we were doing obituary ledes, now," The Washington Post wrote. "Now that I know, here are some obituaries for men, updated lest we fall behind the new standard. Teddy Roosevelt: Resembling a fat walrus in little spectacles, he was, nevertheless, president at one point or another."
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