Bring Your Boys to NAMBLA!

[Youth Minister Harry]

I'm just so thrilled to announce that our boys' school the Normal Adolescent Male Bible Lesson Academy is now open for registration (normals only, no fatties).

We've had so many worthy True Christian™ men sign up to help work the loads this year! In fact, we are very nearly at a one to one ratio. That means we have plenty of room for more boys. The lessons are going to be flying this year and these boys won't know what hit 'em when the Lord gets done with 'em! Oh Lord, I've got gooseberries just thinking about it!

If you're a volunteer, let us know what you can do!

If you have ideas, let's hear 'em!

If you've got a boy in mind, sign him up!



PRAISE GOD!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Bring Your Boys to NAMBLA!

I would like to offer my services in this Godly endeavour.

I may bring along my eager, young, clean limbed young Nephew along. Nothing can be more character building than fellowshipping with an older more experienced males.

I've watched my youthful young Nephew grow from a puppy fat wreathed child into a supply young colt, firm hewed and strong thighed with barely the wisps of downy hair on his soft cheaks and it's time to make a man out of him.

I shall bring my portable video camera (if I can fit it and the power pack in my car) to capture the event for all time (until the Rapture when we are all sucked off naked into Heaven).

Can't wait.

YIC

[VictoryOS]

Re: Bring Your Boys to NAMBLA!

I would offer my help but I'm much better with the girls than the boys. Would you like me to see if my wonderful Law Enforcement Officer Husband can lend a hand?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Bring Your Boys to NAMBLA!

I would offer my help but I'm much better with the girls than the boys. Would you like me to see if my wonderful Law Enforcement Officer Husband can lend a hand?

Yeah, who cares about the girls, you see to them if you like.

Will your husband be wearing his uniform? That could be useful for some advanced role play.

Respect for authority is very important.

Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created. - Revelation 4:11
For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: - Colossians 1:16
The earth is the LORD's, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein. - Psalms 24:1
For he is our God; and we are the people of his pasture, and the sheep of his hand. To day if ye will hear his voice, - Psalms 95:7
The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good. - Proverbs 15:3
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 7:21
Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God. - 1 Corinthians 10:31
I am the LORD: that is my name: and my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images. - Isaiah 42:8
If ye love me, keep my commandments. - John 14:15
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil. - Proverbs 16:4
Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? - Romans 9:21
Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling. - Psalm 2:11

YIC

[Roland]

Re: Bring Your Boys to NAMBLA!

[...] Would you like me to see if my wonderful Law Enforcement Officer Husband can lend a hand?

That seems like a good idea. Law Enforcement Officers are a shining example for the youth, it screams authority!:

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Bring Your Boys to NAMBLA!

That seems like a good idea. Law Enforcement Officers are a shining example for the youth, it screams authority!:

I never knew Queen did that number.

TIL

YIC

[Roland]

Re: Bring Your Boys to NAMBLA!

I never knew Queen did that number.

TIL

YIC

Hello Dr. Niles,

Queen was the guy teaming up with Darth Vader. No cops involved there.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Bring Your Boys to NAMBLA!

I would like to offer my services in this Godly endeavour.

I may bring along my eager, young, clean limbed young Nephew along.

How wonderful! And don't fuss about the video camera. We have so many set up in the sound proof discipline room, it looks like a set for some kind of video or something! We use (and sell) the recordings for research purposes. I'll add you to the research team!

Would you like me to see if my wonderful Law Enforcement Officer Husband can lend a hand?

Oh! Oh. how. wonderful. um..

Wait a minute! YES! We DO need him! We have had the hardest time with some of the boys playing hooker and skipping away. They sometimes run and scream toward the razor wire fencing along the south side of the facility. They get so oily from all the anointing sessions, they can really get away from you if you don't have a good handle on 'em. Heh! Boys will be boys!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Bring Your Boys to NAMBLA!

Hello Dr. Niles,

Queen was the guy teaming up with Darth Vader. No cops involved there.

I knew Dark Vader was a metaphor for anal sex

YIC

[Roland]

Re: Bring Your Boys to NAMBLA!

I knew Dark Vader was a metaphor for anal sex

YIC

Well, one could argue Freddy is ¨riding¨ Darth Vader in that picture.