Fugitive Dust Bunnies- Sent by Satan?

[Alvin Moss]

Have you ever noticed that, no matter how diligently your wife dusts the house and regardless of the frequency of the use of the dust mop on the hardwood, porcelain tile, marble and granite floors, there are always stray dust bunnies skittering about? These bunnies, when apprehended, always seem to be a ball of lifeless dust, yet they seem to move around with a purpose. I believe it is a sinister purpose.

I believe the evidence points to a satanic influence. It is clear that these small balls of dust, with the occasional hair or two, have been animated, yet it was not by the hand of God. They may be sent as spies, resulting from the general massacre of cats carried out at all times in Christian areas. The lack of commonly used familiars may have led to this new and high tech form of infiltration.

I believe we have no other course than to dust more frequently and be on the lookout for these bunnies. It is possible that the lighting of small fires on the floor may be effective in serious infestations, but care should be used, that the house doesn't burn down. When you catch these dust bunnies, you ought to flush them down the toilet. They may escape from the garbage can.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Fugitive Dust Bunnies- Sent by Satan?

Brother, I believe they are either demons or made by demons. They may even contain some kind of listening device so the underworld can hear what we do in our very own bedrooms!




Matthew 12:43-45

"Now when the unclean spirit goes out of a man, it passes through waterless places seeking rest, and does not find it. "Then it says, 'I will return to my house from which I came'; and when it comes, it finds it unoccupied, swept, and put in order. "Then it goes and takes along with it seven other spirits more wicked than itself, and they go in and live there; and the last state of that man becomes worse than the first. That is the way it will also be with this evil generation."

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Fugitive Dust Bunnies- Sent by Satan?

I am worried. On one hand, these could be a manifestation of fluffy bunnies that swarm the former Christian congregation and accept all kinds of sins including insufficiently cleaned households and sodomy.

On the other, there IS a Biblical possibility that makes my heart race in anticipation.

Daniel 12:2
And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.

You said that these entities seem alive. Perhaps they are also awake, they could be those who have been judged to spend the rest of eternity OR at least Earth's existence in everlasting shame and contempt. They could be all that is left of the souls of sinners of the most repulsive kind including insufficiently cleaned households and sodomy. If this is the case, we should rejoice, as Jesus will come very soon! Meanwhile, I'll have my half children investigate the corners and dispose of these fluffy dust bunny souls by using the methods you suggested. Thank you for the warning!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Fugitive Dust Bunnies- Sent by Satan?

I believe Jesus is sending us a message:

If you are a fluffy bunny Christian, why not become a fluffy bunny?

I am indeed convinced they are the souls of deceased fluffy bunny "Christians". Our Lord sure has His humour in ways of dealing with the sinners!