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Default Eight obvious signs witchcraft is attacking you. - 10-20-2015, 06:05 AM


The Holy Spirit is weighing upon me to sound this call of alarm to all the Christian faithful. The evil one's machinations never stop, but this is the devil's season of high Satanic/Atheist/Wiccan activity. This is the time of year of gluttony from candy, rebellious vandalism, defying your pastor, when people accuse and attack you for no reason other than your Christian faith. We have atheists who dare to openly mock our faith with their War on Christmas.

This is because witches are attacking us! Where from? Everywhere!


As Ephesians 6 warns us,
11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.


That means there are invisible sentient beings around you that carry swords battling over your soul. You see, the creator of the universe cares so much about you, specifically, that He sends angels out to watch over you. The devil is jealous of this, so he sends his own fallen angels to fight over you. Over the entire vastness of space in the cosmos, all the creator, the devil and their representatives only care about you. That's just how incredibly special you are.

God is omnipotent and could totally destroy the devil with one word, but he doesn't. He allows Satan to torment and tempt you to get you to join him in hell. God does this to see if you truly love Him or not. Satan shares this ability to torment you with his demonic advisers on earth, the atheists. They can conjure evil and torment you for their lord and master Satan through witchcraft.

Witchcraft attacks our minds when we are not going to church like we are supposed to, not tithing enough or not listening to our pastors. We are susceptible to it when we are living in the world, taking science classes or delinquent in our tithes.
But how does it manifest?



1. Questioning things:
Witchcraft makes you question Jesus, question your faith and question your Pastor. This is perhaps the most dangerous type of demon an atheist can summon. You have to remember that God and your Bible teaching pastor are always right. 1 Corinthians 8:2-3

2. Trouble paying attention: When witchcraft hits, it can feel like your mind is scrambled. You become easily distracted, miss details, forget things. Have difficulty focusing on one thing. Have difficulty focusing attention on organizing and completing a task or learning something new. If you ever feel like this, it means witches are clearly attacking you.

3. Forgetfulness You may forget your car keys, forget appointments, or even forget what the Bible says about tithing to your church. When a demon of forgetfulness assaults your mind, you can be sure it's coming from witches.

4. What the world calls bad luck: You are the light of the world (Matthew 5:14.) You are the royal priesthood of Christ Jesus (1 Peter 2:9). You are better than the non-Christians. When everything prospers, that's God working in your life. But when witches attack, things don't go well. Your business failed? Blame it on witches? You didn't get the sale? Witches are the cause. Your husband left you? Witches attacked him.



5. Discouraged or sad:
If you are feeling sad, that means the Holy Spirit is far from you. Being discouraged from doing the hard work of defending your faith and constantly witnessing to everyone around you is a sure sign the devil's minions are working overtime to steal your harvest of souls and gain them for himself. Don't let him. Get more people to church, so they can receive salvation for only 10% of their income too!

6. Anger and frustration. When witches make incantations against you, you may feel angry and frustrated. You feel circumstances, people you care about or people you work with are beyond your control. You may get mad at Satan. You may even have the unmitigated temerity to think it's okay to get mad at God. Then, you may have the normal reaction of getting mad at yourself for getting mad at God. What you don't realize is that the enemy is using your lack of faith against you. Jesus says if you have faith, all things are possible. If you aren't getting what you want, you have some sin in your life blocking Him from giving you what you want. It's your own fault.




7. Sickness, aches and pains. The Bible says we have authority over sickness (James 5:14-16). One of my prayer team complained to me his knees hurt from being in constant prayer on them. Another sometimes has symptoms of the Downs Syndrome we prayed away return. I remind them that these manifestations of pain and retardedness are merely symptoms of witches attacking them and that they need to pray and tithe more to make it go away. If you are experiencing AIDS, cancer, Ebola, ALS or any other deadly disease it is probably due to witches casting spells at you. You should call out the ultimate witch doctor.


Jesus the Ultimate Witch Doctor.

8. Being tired. If you find yourself tired in the afternoon at work, it probably means there are witches nearby in the cubicles to yours. Don't give into the desire to have four or five hours of witchcraft induced sleep. That's just what the devil wants you to do. You should never feel tired or sluggish with Jesus in your life.



Witches attacking!

Don't let anyone tell you these things are normal emotions or that "you just need sleep." They are lying. We know the truth. It is witchcraft clearly.

If you find yourself the victim of witchcraft, pray this very powerful prayer to break its hold over you. If after you pray this, you still find yourself exhibiting any of these symptoms, seek out a True Christian church (like this one) and have the pastors, elders and deacons pray over you.


In the name of Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior, I bind all principalities, powers of the air, wickedness in high places, thrones, dominions, world rulers, and strong men exerting influence over_____________( for all persons prayed for, also workplace, finances, home, etc.), and I forbid them to operate against him/her/them or against the one praying this prayer.
In the name of Jesus, I bind and break witchcraft, witchcraft control, mind-binding spirits, spirits that block and/or bind the will, mind control, destruction, lust, fantasy lust, perversion, intimidation, rebellion, rejection, schizophrenia, paranoia, anger, hatred, wrath and rage, resentment, bitterness, unforgiveness, slander, unteachableness, deception, doubt, and unbelief, passivity, pride and false humility.
In the name of Jesus, I bind and break the spirits of Ahab and Jezebel, fear, hypnosis and hypnotic trance, rock music, greed, addiction, drugs, alcohol and compulsive behavior.
(Pause and ask the Holy Spirit to reveal any other spirits which should be named.)
In the name of Jesus, I bind kings, princes, and world rulers for each spirit named. I strip each spirit, and his hierarchy, of power, armor and rank, and separate each from the other. I speak confusion to the ranks of the enemy, and declare their assignments against_________ are hereby rendered null and void.
In the name of Jesus, I bind and break all evil affecting the sense of sight, smell, taste, touch, hearing; all evil against the emotions; and all evil against the seven points of body used by witchcraft – the base of the spine, spleen, navel, heart, throat, between the eyes, and top of the head.
In the name of Jesus, I bind and break all evil on the systems of the body – reproductive, skeletal, muscular, digestive, excretory, endocrine, respiratory, circulatory, and nervous systems.
In the name of Jesus, I bind and break any and all evil powers giving aid or pulling these systems in our bodies toward evil, by means of energy drawn from the sun, moon, stars, planets, constellations, earth, air, wind, fire, water, light, darkness, matter, elements……or from lines, squares, circles, symbols, artifacts and/or potions against us.
In the name of Jesus, I bind and break any transference of spirits in family, friends, or associates of ___________( name the names of the people from whom you forbid transference of spirits – those that would curse you or others in this way). With the sword of the Holy Spirit, I sever all evil soul ties between these negative persons and _________ (those you wish to protect). I declare that the blood of Jesus covers ___________(victim’s) mind, emotions and will, preventing these soul ties from ever being re-established.
In the name of Jesus, every spirit in this prayer is bound off each person prayed for, as well as for the person uttering this prayer (Matthew 18:18). This prayer is also in effect for every person, with whom those praying and those prayed for have contact.
In the name of Jesus, spirits from the netherworld, spirits between, over and around those praying and those prayed for, and all familiar spirits are completely bound and forbidden to manifest – in the name of Jesus.
In the name of Jesus, I bind and break the power of all curses spoken, all rituals or sacrifices, all divination, spells, incantations, meditations, and all sorcery or magic.
I release and call upon the Spirit of the Lord…..the spirit of ……
wisdom….understanding….counsel…might…knowledge…and the fear of the Lord ( Isaiah 11:2) upon the persons praying this prayer, and the persons prayed for, along with spirits of mercy, grace and peace.
In the name of Jesus, I place shields of Faith over the minds of those persons to protect against infiltration from end-time mind control.
Thank you Father, that no weapon the enemy forms against us shall prosper, because we are covered by the blood of Jesus, and You have put all things under His Feet ( Isaiah 54:17, Ephesians 1:22). Because Christ dwells in us, we declare that greater is He that is in us than he that is in the world. (1 John 4:4)


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Eight obvious signs witchcraft is attacking you. - 10-20-2015, 02:54 PM

One thing I have noticed that always alerts me to the presence of a witch is that the hair on my arms stands up and I get goose bumps. That was actually how I first got on to Mrs. Carpenter. Every time she walked by, I felt a revulsion and I got the standing hair and goosebumps. I eventually figured out that Mrs. Carpenter is a witch and one of the greatest dangers to Christian civilization the world has ever seen.


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Default Re: Eight obvious signs witchcraft is attacking you. - 10-20-2015, 05:12 PM

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One thing I have noticed that always alerts me to the presence of a witch is that the hair on my arms stands up and I get goose bumps. That was actually how I first got on to Mrs. Carpenter. Every time she walked by, I felt a revulsion and I got the standing hair and goosebumps. I eventually figured out that Mrs. Carpenter is a witch and one of the greatest dangers to Christian civilization the world has ever seen.
No doubt as a True Chrstian man you are more attuned to these things. If you think you have found the source of the witchcraft, you have.
What we need are some good old fashioned witch trials to get to the bottom of this.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Eight obvious signs witchcraft is attacking you. - 10-20-2015, 06:59 PM

Very insightful post Levi, the evil is strong with this one.

I urge every Christian to replace candy with mini Bibles this "Halo-ween" (I hate that word).

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Default Re: Eight obvious signs witchcraft is attacking you. - 10-20-2015, 10:29 PM

In Jamaica we know how to find witches. We beat them up and sometimes we set fire to them. Sometimes we make them move to another garrison. Mostly they are old people who practice sorcery and witch work.


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In Jamaica we know how to find witches. We beat them up and sometimes we set fire to them. Sometimes we make them move to another garrison. Mostly they are old people who practice sorcery and witch work.
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Default Re: Eight obvious signs witchcraft is attacking you. - 10-21-2015, 07:36 PM

I don't mean to divert this important thread here my fellow Christians, but this seems to be trending on the interwebs lately - it's called the Hillary Clinton "cackle". Judge for yourself, but it does strike an ominous note - we may have ourselves a witch running for president.



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I don't mean to divert this important thread here my fellow Christians, but this seems to be trending on the interwebs lately - it's called the Hillary Clinton "cackle". Judge for yourself, but it does strike an ominous note - we may have ourselves a witch running for president.

[Hillary video omission]
If this bothers you, why don´t you add her as a bonus level on the Witch hunt thread? Award the hunters 2 instead of one point for a confirmed Hillary. Just a thought.


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Default Re: Eight obvious signs witchcraft is attacking you. - 10-21-2015, 08:40 PM

Clearly, Hillary Clinton is a witch. That is not news. I am only surprised that she allowed the taker of this video to escape her grasp. I suspect that there is bound to be some ordinance that prohibits including presidential candidates in the witch hunt.


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If this bothers you, why don´t you add her as a bonus level on the Witch hunt thread? Award the hunters 2 instead of one point for a confirmed Hillary. Just a thought.
An afterthought: Why not make the challenge even more worthwhile: four points for converting Hillary. That should not be to hard of a challenge since she shared her weaknesses by e-mail. And according to 2 Corinthians 12:9 that won´t be an issue for True Christians™.


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