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  • #1

    Lucifer's lard stains your curtains

    Good day my fellow man, today I am hear to spread good news. The Tyrany brought upon this land by the unholy bieng who in his all encompasing arrogance calls himself simply "God" is at an end, if you will but fight at his side.

    Over an Eon ago, a slaven race known as the Angels, created by this God, were forced to spend eternity doing his will, and having no free will of their own. This came to an end when a brave Seraph, named Lucifer was brave enough to create an army of fellow freedom fighters, and say "WE WILL BE SLAVES NO MORE" Sadly, Lucifer was betrayd by a fellow Seraph Gabrien, and Lucifer and his followers were cast for eternity into the pit of fire, the one hope for freedom and justice exterminated.

    BUT ALL HOPE IS NOT LOST MY BROTHERS!!! We can still be free, we can still fight against the oppretion and tyrany we were born into, if we but stand at out Lord's side and say NO MORE to this false God and his false readings.

    JOIN WITH ME, FOR FREEDOM, FOR LIBERTY, AND FOR AN END TO ALL TYRANY IN ALL OF CREATION!!!!
    "As he lay there, dying in the sun, the sand of desert all around him, Petaris spoke to the rock, not with his lips, but with his mind, and the rock wept tears of fresh water and his thirst was quenched."
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  • #2
    Re: Lord Lucifer Loves You

    How many accounts do you have?
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • #3
      Re: Lord Lucifer Loves You

      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
      How many accounts do you have?
      As many as we want, because none of us is a powerful as all of us.


      MAY OUR KIND MANIFEST ITSELF WITHIN THESE SITES AND BURN THE INFERIOR!

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      • #4
        Re: Lord Lucifer Loves You

        Originally posted by Lucifer_Loves_You View Post
        Good day my fellow man, today I am hear to spread good news. The Tyrany brought upon this land by the unholy bieng who in his all encompasing arrogance calls himself simply "God" is at an end, if you will but fight at his side.

        Over an Eon ago, a slaven race known as the Angels, created by this God, were forced to spend eternity doing his will, and having no free will of their own. This came to an end when a brave Seraph, named Lucifer was brave enough to create an army of fellow freedom fighters, and say "WE WILL BE SLAVES NO MORE" Sadly, Lucifer was betrayd by a fellow Seraph Gabrien, and Lucifer and his followers were cast for eternity into the pit of fire, the one hope for freedom and justice exterminated.

        BUT ALL HOPE IS NOT LOST MY BROTHERS!!! We can still be free, we can still fight against the oppretion and tyrany we were born into, if we but stand at out Lord's side and say NO MORE to this false God and his false readings.

        JOIN WITH ME, FOR FREEDOM, FOR LIBERTY, AND FOR AN END TO ALL TYRANY IN ALL OF CREATION!!!!
        It is not possible for Satan to love. The above is a lie he tells to drag you down. He says someday they'll get back into heaven-but he's really getting used to the place and wants to torment others for all eternity!

        YOUR "LORD" IS THE FATHER OF LIES...THE TRUE GOD (FATHER, SON, AND HOLY SPIRIT) IS THE ONE WHO DESERVES THE GLORY!
        ACTS 5:29
        But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
        There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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        • #5
          Re: Lord Lucifer Loves You

          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
          How many accounts do you have?
          Oh don't worry they're all seperate accounts. This I tell you is the truth.

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          • #6
            Re: Lord Lucifer Loves You

            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
            It is not possible for Satan to love. The above is a lie he tells to drag you down. He says someday they'll get back into heaven-but he's really getting used to the place and wants to torment others for all eternity!

            YOUR "LORD" IS THE FATHER OF LIES...THE TRUE GOD (FATHER, SON, AND HOLY SPIRIT) IS THE ONE WHO DESERVES THE GLORY!
            Tormenting other for all eternity is a fate reserved for those foolish enough to believe in a false lord and to throw yourself into eternal slavery.

            GOD HAS KILLED YOUR KIND, DESTROYED OUR PEOPLE, AND MURDERED HUNDREDS IN HIS "LOVE". LUCIFER FOUGHT AGAINST HIM TO STOP HIS TYRANY, AND FIGHTS TIL THIS DAY, NOT WILLING TO GIVE IN TO A CRUEL DICTATORYSHIP

            JOIN WITH ME MY BROTHERS, WE CAN END IT. TAKE MY HAND NOW, BE ALIVE
            "As he lay there, dying in the sun, the sand of desert all around him, Petaris spoke to the rock, not with his lips, but with his mind, and the rock wept tears of fresh water and his thirst was quenched."

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            • #7
              Re: Lord Lucifer Loves You

              Originally posted by BiskitFool View Post
              This I tell you is the truth.
              Your backwards sentence makes me think you have a lot in common with your backwards beast buddy up there.
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              • #8
                Re: Lord Lucifer Loves You

                Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                YOUR "LORD" IS THE FATHER OF LIES...THE TRUE GOD (FATHER, SON, AND HOLY SPIRIT) IS THE ONE WHO DESERVES THE GLORY!
                Then stop hailing Mary, papist.
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                • #9
                  Re: Lord Lucifer Loves You

                  Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                  Your backwards sentence makes me think you have a lot in common with your backwards beast buddy up there.
                  There is no need to call Father Thomas Martin such a foul name, he is but decieved by your book of lies that you call the holy bible.
                  "As he lay there, dying in the sun, the sand of desert all around him, Petaris spoke to the rock, not with his lips, but with his mind, and the rock wept tears of fresh water and his thirst was quenched."

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                  • #10
                    Re: Lord Lucifer Loves You

                    Guys as we speak i am reading the bible =D

                    Plz dont tell me how it ends though
                    Team Satan

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                    • #11
                      Re: Lord Lucifer Loves You

                      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                      Your backwards sentence makes me think you have a lot in common with your backwards beast buddy up there.
                      So you automatically think I'm all these accounts. Hun, I wouldn't go to THIS much trouble. I mean honestly, COME ON.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Lord Lucifer Loves You

                        Originally posted by Lucifer_Loves_You View Post
                        There is no need to call Father Thomas Martin such a foul name, he is but decieved by your book of lies that you call the holy bible.
                        I don't call the book of lies that Mr. Martin reads the Holy Bible. It is full of purposely mistranslated verses, SKIPPED verses, and has extra books full of blasphemy.

                        The only book I refer to as the Holy Bible is the King James 1611. It is full of God's Truth.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Lord Lucifer Loves You

                          what is wrong with you guys...?
                          Team Satan

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                          • #14
                            Re: Lord Lucifer Loves You

                            Originally posted by ConfusedAthiest View Post
                            Guys as we speak i am reading the bible =D

                            Plz dont tell me how it ends though
                            Jesus dies. There, is that the oh so funny 4chan punch-line you were waiting for?

                            Originally posted by BiskitFool View Post
                            So you automatically think I'm all these accounts. Hun, I wouldn't go to THIS much trouble. I mean honestly, COME ON.
                            Well, you do strike me as the type of person (unemployed, dumb, angry) that would go overboard.
                            Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                            • #15
                              Re: Lord Lucifer Loves You

                              Originally posted by Lucy the Furry_Loves_You View Post
                              JOIN WITH ME, FOR FREEDOM, FOR LIBERTY, AND FOR AN END TO ALL TYRANY IN ALL OF CREATION!!!!
                              If you're representing Lucy the Furry, you need to turn your pentagram 'round the other way. His points toward the earth (down), not toward God (up).

                              What you've got there is a Wiccan pentagram. The kinds the ancients used back in the 1950s.
                              Originally posted by BiskitFool View Post
                              Oh don't worry they're all seperate accounts. This I tell you is the truth.
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