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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #1

    Catholics teach Jesus is impotent!

    True Christians™ know the difference. True Christians™ know Jesus is omnipotent. Catholics don't really get it. They think He can only do so much.

    One thing they believe He can do - become bread and wine every time one of their priests babbles a bit in Latin.
    One thing they believe He cannot do - keep the gluten out of the bread for Catholics with Celiac Disease, or miraculously prevent their bodies from reacting to the gluten.

    Originally posted by Vatican Quacks
    Hosts that are completely gluten-free are invalid matter for the celebration of the Eucharist.[link]
    Why would the Catholic church even have gluten-free crackers, unless they lack faith in Christ?

    We know the Truth. We know what Jesus said:
    They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them;
    they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
    mark 16:18
    I grew up Catholic. I know they don't read the Holy Word of God and have no idea the Saving Power of Christ. These people are embarrassing Christians. I mean, come on.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #2
    Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent!

    Indeed Sister, the cathylicks must believe that Jesus is made of gluten - or they really don't believe in that "transubstantiation" stuff.

    transubstantiation
    (tran-suh b-stan-shee-ey-shuh n)

    noun
    1. the changing of one substance into another.
    2. Theology. the changing of the elements of the bread and wine, when they are consecrated in the Eucharist, into the body and blood of Christ (a doctrine of the Roman Catholic Church).
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • GreekFreedom
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2016
      • 15

      #3
      Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent!

      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
      Indeed Sister, the cathylicks must believe that Jesus is made of gluten - or they really don't believe in that "transubstantiation" stuff.

      I always knew they were really trolling us with this satanic doctrine. Praise JESUS that their lies have finally been revealed to the world!

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      • tomdstone
        Unsaved trash, confimed pseudoscientist, possibly lobotomized
        • May 2017
        • 214

        #4
        Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent!

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        True Christians™ know the difference. True Christians™ know Jesus is omnipotent. Catholics don't really get it. They think He can only do so much.
        God does not always use His power in a way that you might want Him to use it.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #5
          Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent!

          Originally posted by tomdstone View Post
          God does not always use His power in a way that you might want Him to use it.
          So show us the decoder ring you use to know the difference.

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          • tomdstone
            Unsaved trash, confimed pseudoscientist, possibly lobotomized
            • May 2017
            • 214

            #6
            Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent!

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            So show us the decoder ring you use to know the difference.
            We are in a cave andcan see only the shadows on the wall. Our knowledge of the divine isimperfect although the various religions attempt to give us a betterunderstanding.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14076

              #7
              Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent!

              Originally posted by tomdstone View Post
              ...Our knowledge of the divine isimperfect...
              But yours is good enough for you to invade someone else's forum and repeatedly tell them that they're wrong...

              And when asked for the source of your obviously less imperfect knowledge, it's evade, evade, evade.

              Plus ils change, plus sont les mêmes Catholiques.

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              • Roland
                Obese Swedish Meatball
                Delusional Forum Member
                • May 2014
                • 2189

                #8
                Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent!

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                [...]

                Plus ils change, plus sont les mêmes Catholiques.

                C'est parce qu'il ne comprend rien. That however shouldn´t be a problem for him to become a Christian.

                Kind regards,

                Roland
                Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                • tomdstone
                  Unsaved trash, confimed pseudoscientist, possibly lobotomized
                  • May 2017
                  • 214

                  #9
                  Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent!

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  But yours is good enough for you to invade someone else's forum...
                  When people lie and slander a religion or people who adhere to a particular religion, then it is only right that the other side has a chance to set things right.

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                  • tomdstone
                    Unsaved trash, confimed pseudoscientist, possibly lobotomized
                    • May 2017
                    • 214

                    #10
                    Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent!

                    Originally posted by Roland View Post
                    C'est parce qu'il ne comprend rien.
                    Another vicious ad hominem slander falsely claiming that I do not understand anything. You have not added anything worthwhile to the discussion by this childish personal attack.It is simply false and a lie to say that Catholics teach that Jesus is impotent. For one thing, Catholics teach and proclaim the Resurrection of Jesus, which Catholics believe shows that He had power over death.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14076

                      #11
                      Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent!

                      Originally posted by tomdstone View Post
                      When people lie and slander a religion or people...
                      So why have you spent ZERO time on this thread pointing out where the "lie and slander" is, or what the truth of matter is?

                      ...then it is only right that the other side has a chance to set things right.
                      Bitches about being prevented from doing something that he hasn't been prevented from doing.

                      Plus ils changes...

                      Originally posted by tomdstone View Post
                      Another vicious...
                      Oh, so vicious. Call the waaaaaahmbulance, snowflake. Or, actually justify your points, instead of just repeat the same irrelevant crap ad nauseum.

                      ...ad hominem...
                      It's not ad hominem if it's true, and germane to his subject, which is your lack of understanding.

                      ...slander...
                      Protip for all the wannabe keyboard lawyers out there: slander is oral, not written.

                      ...You have not added anything worthwhile to the discussion by this childish personal attack...
                      Didn't you just accuse someone of ad hominem?

                      ...It is simply false and a lie...
                      Oh, more personal opinion masquerading as facts. I'm shocked etc...

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                      • tomdstone
                        Unsaved trash, confimed pseudoscientist, possibly lobotomized
                        • May 2017
                        • 214

                        #12
                        Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent!

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        So why have you spent ZERO time on this thread pointing out where the "lie and slander" is, or what the truth of matter is?

                        Bitches about being prevented from doing something that he hasn't been prevented from doing.

                        Plus ils changes...



                        Oh, so vicious. Call the waaaaaahmbulance, snowflake. Or, actually justify your points, instead of just repeat the same irrelevant crap ad nauseum.


                        It's not ad hominem if it's true, and germane to his subject, which is your lack of understanding.


                        Protip for all the wannabe keyboard lawyers out there: slander is oral, not written.


                        Didn't you just accuse someone of ad hominem?


                        Oh, more personal opinion masquerading as facts. I'm shocked etc...
                        Basically, you have said nothing of relevance to the topic. And you have not addressed my contention - which is that the claim that Catholics teach that Jesus is impotent is false because Catholics teach that Jesus performed miracles and that He had power over death.

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                        • Elmer G. White
                          Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                          Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                           
                          • Apr 2014
                          • 10260

                          #13
                          Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent!

                          Originally posted by tomdstone View Post
                          ...Catholics teach that Jesus is impotent is false because Catholics teach that Jesus performed miracles and that He had power over death.
                          Dear Dstone,

                          You're equivocating. Your claim is that "performing miracles & having power over death" = being omnipotent. That does not meet the criteria for omnipotence. Miracles can be performed by people who are not omnipotent.

                          Acts 4:14-16
                          And beholding the man which was healed standing with them, they could say nothing against it. But when they had commanded them to go aside out of the council, they conferred among themselves, Saying, What shall we do to these men? for that indeed a notable miracle hath been done by them is manifest to all them that dwell in Jerusalem; and we cannot deny it.


                          Other people have had power over death.

                          2 Kings 4:32-25
                          And when Elisha was come into the house, behold, the child was dead, and laid upon his bed. He went in therefore, and shut the door upon them twain, and prayed unto the LORD. And he went up, and lay upon the child, and put his mouth upon his mouth, and his eyes upon his eyes, and his hands upon his hands: and he stretched himself upon the child; and the flesh of the child waxed warm.


                          Yet these people were impotent when it came to being omnipotent. Now you see that you've committed the fallacy of equivocation by making your own definition by two criteria and dismissing other things. Gluten as a tool for the Eucharist was not among your criteria. Try harder, dear aspiring sinner. May you find Jesus!


                          Yours in Christ,

                          Elmer
                          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                          • tomdstone
                            Unsaved trash, confimed pseudoscientist, possibly lobotomized
                            • May 2017
                            • 214

                            #14
                            Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent!

                            Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                            Dear Dstone,

                            You're equivocating. Your claim is that "performing miracles & having power over death" = being omnipotent. That does not meet the criteria for omnipotence. Miracles can be performed by people who are not omnipotent.

                            Acts 4:14-16
                            And beholding the man which was healed standing with them, they could say nothing against it. But when they had commanded them to go aside out of the council, they conferred among themselves, Saying, What shall we do to these men? for that indeed a notable miracle hath been done by them is manifest to all them that dwell in Jerusalem; and we cannot deny it.


                            Other people have had power over death.

                            2 Kings 4:32-25
                            And when Elisha was come into the house, behold, the child was dead, and laid upon his bed. He went in therefore, and shut the door upon them twain, and prayed unto the LORD. And he went up, and lay upon the child, and put his mouth upon his mouth, and his eyes upon his eyes, and his hands upon his hands: and he stretched himself upon the child; and the flesh of the child waxed warm.


                            Yet these people were impotent when it came to being omnipotent. Now you see that you've committed the fallacy of equivocation by making your own definition by two criteria and dismissing other things. Gluten as a tool for the Eucharist was not among your criteria. Try harder, dear aspiring sinner. May you find Jesus!


                            Yours in Christ,

                            Elmer
                            Not impotent and omnipotent are two different things.

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                            • Elmer G. White
                              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                               
                              • Apr 2014
                              • 10260

                              #15
                              Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent!

                              Originally posted by tomdstone View Post
                              Not impotent and omnipotent are two different things.
                              While this sentence of yours in quite nice the issue we're discussing is how the Catholic claims make Jesus impotent by His failing to turn into (from your viewpoint) functional tool of Salvation without gluten. That is undermining omnipotence.

                              Your sentence is, however, most revealing. Before I go on, please take into consideration the following points:
                              1. You are entitled to your opinion.
                              2. If you state your opinion somewhere and other people disagree, that does not represent persecution from the others.
                              Now we can discuss how information is presented in a way that can be taken seriously. Hitherto, you've been expressing your opinions as simple assertions, as "facts". These opinions have not been justified by practically any other material except your opinion. This type of argumentation is fundamentally fallacious as it only rests upon an unknown authority (you; it's called ad verecundiam, "appeal to authority"). It is a testimonial and not a coherent argument. Furthermore, you're cherry picking (heavily). You only choose verses that appeal to you and you only choose to reply to some tiny parts of others' posts that you can somehow assess. This is called confirmation bias: only choosing the data that feels nice and supports your opinions, dismissing the arguments (perhaps unintentionally as these biases are mostly processed at the subconscious level) that are too hard by simply ignoring them or (as in the quote above) by brushing them off with another unsubstantiated claim, a simple sentence with no reference to anything reliable.

                              All this does not mean that your argument would be wrong. In fact, in philosophy, you cannot prove an absolute negative. But as long as you're making claims, the burden of proof is on you. When you give no material to assess the veracity of your claim, be not surprised if people just don't by it immediately.

                              What is proof? Personal opinions and feelings are not proof. If an adequate number of people have a similar opinion, it may become a hypothesis. You're still far from that. If the hypothesis is interesting enough it may be tested by examining the Bible against it, and by assessing if there is support to the hypothesis. You fail to provide the support. We, however, have given your opinions more prestige than they deserve by actually doing the stuff of comparing them to God's Word. A simple dismissal of all this by your confirmation bias may keep you satisfied but it will not help you persuade others of your opinion. You need to:
                              1. Make a clear hypothesis of your statement ("Jesus can be omnipotent while not being able to process gluten-free products into His body").
                              2. Search data.
                              3. Remember to search also data that do not support your position.
                              4. Admit to yourself if your hypothesis was wrong.
                              5. If you find more support than opposing data for your hypothesis, explain the process, the sources, the path you followed, and also mention the opposing sources as if you don't, someone else will. Not dismissing the data that disagree can make your conclusions stronger, not weaker.
                              The problem is that it is much easier and nicer to just state hollow opinions than the products of an actual cognitive process. Please be informed that everyone on our Godly Forum will thrive in intelligent conversation about Jesus. Unsubstantiated claims will receive no further replies from yours Truly(tm).

                              Please remember that we've already assessed the Bible and found it compatible with our Faith™ and vice versa. The Bible is and remains our authority and other sources, such as tradition , Apocrypha, historical remains and secular observations always come second. Finally, let us see how the Bible feels about the procedure I described above:

                              1 Kings 18:21
                              And Elijah came unto all the people, and said, How long halt ye between two opinions? if the LORD be God, follow him: but if Baal, then follow him. And the people answered him not a word.

                              We follow God. What entity do the Catholics follow?


                              Yours in Christ,

                              Elmer
                              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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