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  • Megan1993
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    • Oct 2017
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    #1

    Hi I joined bc the brony thread

    Hi...I see you guys were posting about bronies...I too hate bronies.
  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
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    #2
    Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

    Originally posted by Megan1993 View Post
    Hi...I see you guys were posting about bronies...I too hate bronies.
    Wonderful! What is your motivation to abhor the bronies? We find many of them to be nice and gentle people, and if we didn't have the Bible to guide us we'd probably accept them as funny and jolly people who spread some childlike happiness around them. But, fortunately, we do have the Bible - if it weren't here we'd have no idea what God loves or hates.

    Zephaniah 1:8
    And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

    So, what is your deal? Perhaps you could enlighten us by telling us how you found Jesus, what are the verses on which you base your assessment of the bronies and where you usually go for worship?




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
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    • Megan1993
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      Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

      Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
      Wonderful! What is your motivation to abhor the bronies? We find many of them to be nice and gentle people, and if we didn't have the Bible to guide us we'd probably accept them as funny and jolly people who spread some childlike happiness around them. But, fortunately, we do have the Bible - if it weren't here we'd have no idea what God loves or hates.

      Zephaniah 1:8
      And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

      So, what is your deal? Perhaps you could enlighten us by telling us how you found Jesus, what are the verses on which you base your assessment of the bronies and where you usually go for worship?




      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      Well where do I begin. The cringe...there's something cringey about grown men dressed up as Fluttershy shy. The refusal to cast the toys of yesterday in favor of living in nostalgia. I'm sorry I can't find any verses that best describes such inability to not be so cringe worthy.


      How did I found Jesus? Long story...but I'll sum it up I found him in the bottom of a bottle. I suffer major depression and I used to turn to drinking..I remember I was long gone the bottle was a quarter full I was drunk miserable and crying. Then one of my cats knocked one of my books on to my desk..it was a Bible. The book was open to Deuteronomy 31:8.


      8 The LORD himself goes before you and will be with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged.”



      I remember reading that while bawling like a baby. I somehow felt comforted reading that. As for church I don't have much time I work at a call center my project is 365 days a year with lots of overtime.

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      • Megan1993
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        • Oct 2017
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        Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

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        • Megan1993
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          • Oct 2017
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          Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

          XD Unsaved trash okay I am retarded...<<<Gibberish removed>>>

          Last edited by Roland; 10-16-2017, 07:16 PM.

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          • Jim C. Lombardo
            Confirmed Enemy of God
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            • Aug 2014
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            #6
            Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

            Originally posted by Megan1993 View Post
            XD Unsaved trash okay I am retarded...

            But it must feel good to confess (out of conviction, not that creepy Catholic ritual) the truth. From rock bottom Megan, the sky's the limit.


            Jeremiah 29:11

            11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.

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            • Megan1993
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              • Oct 2017
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              Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

              Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
              But it must feel good to confess (out of conviction, not that creepy Catholic ritual) the truth. From rock bottom Megan, the sky's the limit.


              Jeremiah 29:11

              11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.
              Define saved? Because I figured as long as I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior I thought I was good. I am not retarded and you guys keep fucking with my posts.

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              • Jim C. Lombardo
                Confirmed Enemy of God
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                • Aug 2014
                • 565

                #8
                Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

                Originally posted by Megan1993 View Post
                Define saved? Because I figured as long as I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior I thought I was good. I am not retarded and you guys keep *some obscenity* with my posts.



                If that's what you believe, let me tell you that is just the *tip* of the iceberg. Did some sissy Sunday school teach you that hogwash? Just as well Missy, there is no need to swear around here to make a point. You need look no further than the Bible to see how mistaken your mental process (illness I might suggest) is.




                What does it mean to be Saved?




                Ephesians 2:8-10


                8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
                9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
                10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.



                It is not enough to just "accept" Jesus as your Savior like how you accept the prospect of maybe dragging your silly, sinning self out of bed on a daily basis. Faith take WORK! You must show it through dedicated acts, attending church, tithing to Jesus and following the Bible 100%!


                James 2:17
                17 Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone.




                Tell me Megan? How do you act good works through God? Do you follow the whole Bible? All of it and not just the nicey, nicey bits that tickle your whims?

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                • Megan1993
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                  Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

                  Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
                  If that's what you believe, let me tell you that is just the *tip* of the iceberg. Did some sissy Sunday school teach you that hogwash? Just as well Missy, there is no need to swear around here to make a point. You need look no further than the Bible to see how mistaken your mental process (illness I might suggest) is.




                  What does it mean to be Saved?




                  Ephesians 2:8-10


                  8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
                  9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
                  10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.



                  It is not enough to just "accept" Jesus as your Savior like how you accept the prospect of maybe dragging your silly, sinning self out of bed on a daily basis. Faith take WORK! You must show it through dedicated acts, attending church, tithing to Jesus and following the Bible 100%!


                  James 2:17
                  17 Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone.




                  Tell me Megan? How do you act good works through God? Do you follow the whole Bible? All of it and not just the nicey, nicey bits that tickle your whims?
                  Well let's see I don't even have the time to go to church bc a. I work and b. Where I work we're severely understaffed to the point where I work weekends and untill 11 o'clock at night. As for tithing yes I give some money to church when I can afford it. I think the only really redeemable thing is I have a huge sense of integrity and honesty. As for sinning yup I made a ton of mistakes..but I am taking every effort not to make the same mistakes again. As for the Bible no not all of it bc I've yet to finish reading it.

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                  • Cranky Old Man
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                    • Jan 2010
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                    Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

                    Originally posted by Megan1993 View Post
                    I'm sorry I can't find any verses that best describes such inability to not be so cringe worthy.
                    So you are wasting our valuable time with your personal opinion? Your personal opinion could not be less relevant. If the Bible tells us to hate gays (Romans 1:26-27), we ignore that most of them are fine people and start hating gays.

                    So stop being sorry and start studying your Bible until your eyes bleed. Do not return until you figured out what is actually in God's Holy Bible!
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Brock Landers
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                      • Aug 2016
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                      #11
                      Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

                      Originally posted by Megan1993 View Post
                      Well where do I begin. The cringe...there's something cringey about grown men dressed up as Fluttershy shy. The refusal to cast the toys of yesterday in favor of living in nostalgia. I'm sorry I can't find any verses that best describes such inability to not be so cringe worthy.......

                      1 Corinthians 13:11
                      When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

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                      • Jim C. Lombardo
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
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                        • Aug 2014
                        • 565

                        #12
                        Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

                        Originally posted by Megan1993 View Post
                        Well let's see I don't even have the time to go to church ***female moaning and excuses removed*** As for tithing yes I give some money to church when I can afford it. I think the only really redeemable thing is I have a huge sense of integrity and honesty. As for sinning yup I made a ton of mistakes..but I am taking every effort not to make the same mistakes again. As for the Bible no not all of it bc I've yet to finish reading it.



                        Be sure to check with a Senior Pastor and confirm your bank account and security information.


                        Integrity is fantastic. Remember to keep those legs tight until your father discerningly selects a suitable Christian suitor for you to ceremoniously deflower those lady parts, and may you henceforth produce Christian soldiers for America's future and Trump's regime! Glory.


                        Honesty is important, especially where sin is concerned. If you had chanced upon sexual relations out of wedlock, you should know you are damaged goods and should seek a Pastor immediately over the matter.

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
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                          #13
                          Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

                          Originally posted by Megan1993 View Post
                          ...Because I figured as long as I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior I thought I was good...
                          Uh, no.

                          Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

                          I bolded the pertinent bit. To accomplish the "doeth the will" part requires knowing that will, which means reading the Bible (the whole thing). The smallest slip or oversight = too bad, so sad, here's some nice parting gifts to accompany you to Hell forever.

                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

                          I lied about the parting gifts.

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                          • Megan1993
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                            • Oct 2017
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                            Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

                            Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
                            Be sure to check with a Senior Pastor and confirm your bank account and security information.


                            Integrity is fantastic. Remember to keep those legs tight until your father discerningly selects a suitable Christian suitor for you to ceremoniously deflower those lady parts, and may you henceforth produce Christian soldiers for America's future and Trump's regime! Glory.


                            Honesty is important, especially where sin is concerned. If you had chanced upon sexual relations out of wedlock, you should know you are damaged goods and should seek a Pastor immediately over the matter.
                            Excuse me so is working female moaning excuse? You know I actually have a terminally ill mother to support that ain't cheap neither is my brothers endless lists of needs. Not all women have the luxury of having a man provide to them.


                            I confess to a priest. Not a pastor a priest. and I helped funded 3 Church events this year. Mostly for the poor.

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                            • Roland
                              Obese Swedish Meatball
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                              • May 2014
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                              #15
                              Re: Hi I joined bc the brony thread

                              Originally posted by Megan1993 View Post
                              [...]and I helped funded 3 Church events this year. Mostly for the poor.
                              Hi Megan,

                              Why would you need a church to do so?

                              Roland
                              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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