Proof you need to be Circumcised.

[eliot mayfield]

We know God hates Homers and the uncut.
Here's another example of science being behind the times! The Bible has told us to be cut for thousands of years!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6176209.stm

Circumcision can cut the rate of HIV infection in heterosexual men by 50%, results from two African trials show.
The findings are so striking, the US National Institutes of Health decided it would be unethical to continue and stopped the trials early.

[Deaner]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

Circumcision can cut the rate of HIV infection in heterosexual men by 50%, results from two African trials show.

That's great! Now if we can get those nigs to stop screwing apes we'll get it even lower! Praise Jesus!

Dean

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

That's great! Now if we can get those nigs to stop screwing apes we'll get it even lower! Praise Jesus!

Dean

Do we really want it lower though?
Jesus is using AIDS to kill thousands of negros by the hour, and hopefully, an Ebola epidemic will break out soon, killing even more.
PRAISE JESUS!

That should be a lesson to all the lazy and fornicating mudhut dwellers everywhere:
If you make Jesus angry, prepare to die.

[SUV]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

Excellent, Brother!

I suggest we begin a movement - we don't have much time, now - to ensure that all Christian Men are Circie by January 1st, the anniversary of Jesus Christ's Circumcision! (Jesus Christ, you Men! If He could go through this, then temporarily Die on the Cross for our Sins just 33 years later, who are you to Whine and Snivel about it?)

We Ladies will be left out of all the fun as usual, but I do further suggest we bite off the tip of a raw Ballpark Frank on this day in solidarity with our Christian Brothers. Praise!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

HOLY MOTHER OF MERCY! 0_o *shudders* Why would anyone want to be circumcised? Or let anyone circumcise them?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

Have no fear, Sister Sue.
As I myself am already circumcised I can guarantee that no real man is afraid of giving up some foreskin for the sake of Heaven..

Which brings us to this homer:

HOLY MOTHER OF MERCY! 0_o *shudders* Why would anyone want to be circumcised? Or let anyone circumcise them?

To gain Heaven maybe, nitwit?

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

So god checks your peice? To see if you've got foreskin or not? Well I'll be damned.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

So god checks your peice? To see if you've got foreskin or not? Well I'll be damned.

Yes, He does.

And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people;
He hath broken my covenant.
Genesis 17:14


And if you aren't circumcised, God will try to kill your parents.
Tell your liberal FALSE "christian" (he doesn't deserve that title) dad that..

And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him.
Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said,
Surely a bloody husband art thou to me.
Exodus 4:24-25

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

My dad can go suck his, whether he's circumcised or not I don't know but my mom would never have me circumcised. It's mine and I'll do what I like with it.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

My dad can go suck his, whether he's circumcised or not I don't know but my mom would never have me circumcised. It's mine and I'll do what I like with it.

No, it belongs to God. As do the rest of you.
You aren't free to do anything in violation of Gods commandments, and if you do, God will throw you in hell.

Remember that when you sit in your basement, touching yourself, homer!

[SUV]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

Have no fear, Sister Sue.
As I myself am already circumcised I can guarantee that no real man is afraid of giving up some foreskin for the sake of Heaven..

Which brings us to this homer:

To gain Heaven maybe, nitwit?

Bless you and be brave, Brother! (Since you are already 'Right with The Lord,' I mean in the face of this Deemon "Alucard" who looks like Adolf Hitler peering over the top of a pair of sunglasses. Sin! Sin and Damnation!!!)

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

No, it belongs to God.

And when I die he can do what he likes with it.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

Ok for one Adolf Hitler was a Christian, I'm not. Two he was Austrian, I'm not and three... well ok I would commit mass genecide if I had the resources so you've got me there.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

Ok for one Adolf Hitler was a Christian, I'm not. Two he was Austrian, I'm not and three... well ok I would commit mass genecide if I had the resources so you've got me there.

Adolf Hitler was a brainwashed CATHYLICK (like that homer Fish) not a Christian, he never was.
Hitler had good ideas about joos though, anyone who doesn't seek Jesus deserve to die.

And I'm not surprised you want to commit mass genocide, we all know that unsaved trash like you have no morals whatsoever.
You need God in your life to have any morals.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Proof you need to be Circumcised.

We know God hates Homers and the uncut.
Here's another example of science being behind the times! The Bible has told us to be cut for thousands of years!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6176209.stm

It's all very well and good that they cut that study short, but have they done any studies about how remaining in a monogamous, Godly marriage, with sexual relations only for purposes of procreation, can reduce risk even further?

Why, only 50% of married American men have relations with people other than their wives. Ladies, that means you have EVEN ODDS of your husband not bringing home Sinful Nasties from Strumpets, Harlots, and Truck Stop Homerites! (Among Godly Christian Bible-Loving men, the percentage of men not having relations with people other than their wives -- such as sisters, cousins, poker/hunting buddies, or waitresses -- drops to 15%.)