Welcome to Wedding Bells!

[Glendora Christianson]

With high wedding season coming up, it is important to stay on the right rutting path. Warning! IF IT ISN'T A LANDOVER BAPTIST WEDDING IT IS A FALSE CHRISTIAN WEDDING AND IS DOOMED TO FAIL!

On a better note, I am excited to introduce Sisters Thumper and Sue Vera as your Cyber Bridesmaids and Brother Zeke as every man's Best Man! Weddings are a nervous time for many folks, so let GOD's favorite church lead you down the right path.

[SUV]

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JESUS, Mother Glynndie, I am so HERE!!!!!

Umm - hasn't the news reached Landover yet about.... Rock Hudson?

[Glendora Christianson]

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JESUS, Mother Glynndie, I am so HERE!!!!!

Umm - hasn't the news reached Landover yet about.... Rock Hudson?

OH! Dear Lord! I can't believe I made that mistake! I guess its a sign that the World really does need our help? I will find a suitable Christian wedding picture and replace it.

[SUV]

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Ah yes, so the news is out: A handsome, dashing gentleMan like Mr Rock just doesn't seem to want to be Married

Maybe if I learn to Bake Snickerdoodles, tho?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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GLORY!!!

I'm soooo excited Sisters!! Just imagine all the beautiful dresses we will get to wear!

[SUV]

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Here I am! Here I be! Here is your WEDDING BELLE!!!!!!!!!!

Any takers?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I'm soooooo excited!

I LOVE anything WEDDING!!! Here is a vid I took last year at my cousin Velma's wedding.

I was baffled that her son was born 8 months early and still weighed 6 1/2 lbs. See!! JESUS really does provide miracles for his Chosen.

GLORY!!!!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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With high wedding season coming up, it is important to stay on the right rutting path. Warning! IF IT ISN'T A LANDOVER BAPTIST WEDDING IT IS A FALSE CHRISTIAN WEDDING AND IS DOOMED TO FAIL!

On a better note, I am excited to introduce Sisters Thumper and Sue Vera as your Cyber Bridesmaids and Brother Zeke as every man's Best Man! Weddings are a nervous time for many folks, so let GOD's favorite church lead you down the right path.

He sure looks like Nixon to me?????

Either way in HELL and sucking on Satan's something or other.

[Remy Lebeau]

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I'm soooooo excited!

I LOVE anything WEDDING!!! Here is a vid I took last year at my cousin Velma's wedding.

I was baffled that her son was born 8 months early and still weighed 6 1/2 lbs. See!! JESUS really does provide miracles for his Chosen.

GLORY!!!!!

How lovely Sister Thumper.

If any of you ladies plan on going to any of your helps' weddings or allowing them to attend in of yours, god forbid, be warned:

http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V2285

[DogSpitAsshatBitch]

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I am planning for my wedding. Here are my choices of what kinds of wedding I am wanted : Goth, Native American (since I am 35 % Native), and a Wiccan wedding. However my fiancee wants a traditional Christain wedding. I do not want that. So we are choosing to go with his idea or a justice of the peace wedding.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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However my fiancee wants a traditional Christain wedding.

Why does he want that? Is he a Christian?

[DogSpitAsshatBitch]

To Paster Billy about Wedding Bells

Paster Billy's Question: Why does he want that? Is he a Christian?

My answer: Well technically he is Protestant.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Well technically he is Protestant.

OK, so he's one of those folks who calls himself a Christian but isn't really saved. In that case, a traditional Christian wedding is probably a bad idea. God actually prefers cold atheists over lukewarm Christians, and a traditional Christian wedding between an lukewarm Christian and a Wiccan would just be mockery.

Why don't y'all just do one of those pagan knot-tying ceremonies? Maybe sometime in the future after you both get saved, you can renew your vows in a real wedding.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I am planning for my wedding. Here are my choices of what kinds of wedding I am wanted : Goth, Native American (since I am 35 % Native), and a Wiccan wedding. However my fiancee wants a traditional Christain wedding. I do not want that. So we are choosing to go with his idea or a justice of the peace wedding.

You could do what we did. We wrote our own wedding ritual, combining elements of my husband's religious traditions and mine, and had a JP make it legal.

[DogSpitAsshatBitch]

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That sounds cool. I do not think he would go for that though. He is stubborn when it comes to this issue.