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    Water crisis? Another load of hippie lies

    I've had it with these hairy, granola-munching hippies trying to frighten people into submission with their claims of "shortage" this and "crisis" that. First it's the "oil crisis", then it's the "food crisis", and now, stupidest of all, they are trying to scare people witless with this "water crisis". Take a look at this nonsense from the ultra-liberals at Alternet:

    "Americans use water even more wastefully than oil. The U.S relies on non-renewable groundwater for 50 percent of its daily use, and 36 states now face serious water shortages, some verging on crisis."

    Americans are evil this. The US is evil that. Great satan this, great satan that.

    So, I did a bit of research of my own, and, lo and behold, it turns out that fresh, clean water is cheaper and more plentiful than ever. And, thanks to the free market's genius for turning the old and normal into the new and improved, there is now a new and improved form of water, with some very fine packaging:

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    PROOF that water is getting cheaper: the BlissBerry h2o used to cost $50. Now it only costs $40!

    The only shortage is a price shortage!
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  • #2
    Re: Water crisis? Another load of hippie lies

    Those hippies can use inflatable kiddy pools to store all their tears in case there ever really is a water shortage.
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    • #3
      Re: Water crisis? Another load of hippie lies

      How do they figure there's a water shortage, when God makes it rain to refill our lakes and streams? That's just plain ridiculous. Next they'll be claiming there isn't enough air to breathe or steaks to grill.

      The only place those filthy stinking hippies will find a lack of water is down in hell, where they're all headed.

      Mark 9:43-48
      ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Water crisis? Another load of hippie lies

        The emos won't have anything to worry about, they can just collect their tears and drink them.
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        • #5
          Re: Water crisis? Another load of hippie lies

          According to the hippies, the polar ice caps are melting. So what happens to ice when it melts? It becomes water! So if their beloved global warming myth was true, there'd be more water than ever.

          Sorry, hippie scum, you can't have it both ways!

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          • #6
            Re: Water crisis? Another load of hippie lies

            It's amazing what the P.C. lie-berals will believe. There's enough water that it once covered all of the mountains of the earth in the Great Flood. Do they think that all of that water just mysteriously vanished?
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            • #7
              Re: Water crisis? Another load of hippie lies

              The problem isn't shortage in a way we don't have enough but a shortage because water becomes too polluted to be effectively made usable again. We face a problem that we have to increase our efforts to get it clean again. That's what they mean with shortage.

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              • #8
                Re: Water crisis? Another load of hippie lies

                Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                The problem isn't shortage in a way we don't have enough but a shortage because water becomes too polluted to be effectively made usable again. We face a problem that we have to increase our efforts to get it clean again. That's what they mean with shortage.
                Nonsense. Jesus will come any day now and clean up any mess that He finds. Including duckpoop in the pond.

                You really should take a look at THIS excellent piece on why we True Christians™ shouldn't care.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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