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Hello, friends, I'm back. For many weeks I've been up north in the horrible country of Iceland struggling to convert the heathen lutherans (Or as I like to call them, Luciferans). I'm telling you, everybody, the people there are barely past worshipping thor. Thank the Lord America is better than that filthy old third-world country.
But I'm back now and it's great to have a computer to speak to you with. Unfortunately, while I was gone, a good friend of mine (A True Christian™ who obeys the teachings of Jesus Christ our Savior and works hard daily as a Church-volunteer) had his cousin go insane and become a homer. We're all shocked and bewildered by this. Up until now he always seemed like a good person.
I'm wondering what we should do. We're considering stoning, but his family wants to use that just as a last resort. They're trying to get rid of his gayness first and see how that works.
Now this is my main question: They're trying to get him married to a nice girl who'll straighten him out, but I can't help but worry... I know it'll get rid of his gayness if he has children, but should we allow gays to reproduce? What if he passes on his disease?
I'm leaning towards a straightforward stoning right now.
But I'm back now and it's great to have a computer to speak to you with. Unfortunately, while I was gone, a good friend of mine (A True Christian™ who obeys the teachings of Jesus Christ our Savior and works hard daily as a Church-volunteer) had his cousin go insane and become a homer. We're all shocked and bewildered by this. Up until now he always seemed like a good person.
I'm wondering what we should do. We're considering stoning, but his family wants to use that just as a last resort. They're trying to get rid of his gayness first and see how that works.
Now this is my main question: They're trying to get him married to a nice girl who'll straighten him out, but I can't help but worry... I know it'll get rid of his gayness if he has children, but should we allow gays to reproduce? What if he passes on his disease?
I'm leaning towards a straightforward stoning right now.
castrating your gay son is the thing to do. Having a God fearing farmer castrate him using a knife is a very severe method of castration. Much better if the farmer uses Burdizzo pincers to crush the young mans spermatic cords that lead from hiss balls. Have his hands fastened together and get the farmer to raise him clear of the ground using a hoist.. Have a youth stand each side of your gay son and pull can pull his legs wide apart. The farmer will will now have clear access to the young mans balls and he can go to work on him with his Burdizzo.
I was only joking.
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