[Des]

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oh ya know i would be mad at your stupidity but you look cuute, i want to just pound that but, oh ya, i can almost imagine how good anal feels. ooh.

You're going to really enjoy being pounded by spike studded demon dongs in hell.

[boob (idiot)]

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Nice to see that you do understand.

oh ya know i would be mad at your stupidity but you look cuute, i want to just pound that but, oh ya, i can almost imagine how good anal feels. ooh.

[Des]

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...right because liking the same gender makes you like kids and to rape and hate their country and family and they obviously dont pay taxes or have any morals what so ever,

Nice to see that you do understand.

[boob (idiot)]

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Speak for yourself, son. A homo is remarkably different from me. I have morals. I don't have any desire to use and abuse children as sexual conquests. I love my country. I love my family. I pay my taxes. I resolve conflict in peaceful means. I don't rape anyone and I don't support rape gangs or the Gay Agenda. I don't hate Jesus, I love Him. I am eternally grateful for His temporary sacrifice for my sake! I would lay down my life for Him! I would sacrifice my own child if He commanded it! I would do anything He asks of me, and I would not hesitate. If He were to turn His Holy face away from me and throw me into the depths of Hell, I would still Praise His Holy Name and Worship His Holiness for all eternity!

...right because liking the same gender makes you like kids and to rape and hate their country and family and they obviously dont pay taxes or have any morals what so ever, ya fuck you lady.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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oh my dear lord, A HOMOSEXUAL IS A REGULAR PERSON. WHEN ADDRESSING ONE, YOU SAY A PERSON BECAUSE THEY ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM YOU, NO THAT IS AN INSULT TO ANY PERSON ON THE PLANET THAT LIKES THE SAME GENDER, YOU ARE A DIFFERENT SPECIES OF HUMAN THAT IS A PLAGUE UPON MANKIND!

Speak for yourself, son. A homo is remarkably different from me. I have morals. I don't have any desire to use and abuse children as sexual conquests. I love my country. I love my family. I pay my taxes. I resolve conflict in peaceful means. I don't rape anyone and I don't support rape gangs or the Gay Agenda. I don't hate Jesus, I love Him. I am eternally grateful for His temporary sacrifice for my sake! I would lay down my life for Him! I would sacrifice my own child if He commanded it! I would do anything He asks of me, and I would not hesitate. If He were to turn His Holy face away from me and throw me into the depths of Hell, I would still Praise His Holy Name and Worship His Holiness for all eternity!

[boob (idiot)]

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No, but I doubt they'd be able to tell if he was. Flaming homos burn up fast.

oh my dear lord, A HOMOSEXUAL IS A REGULAR PERSON. WHEN ADDRESSING ONE, YOU SAY A PERSON BECAUSE THEY ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM YOU, NO THAT IS AN INSULT TO ANY PERSON ON THE PLANET THAT LIKES THE SAME GENDER, YOU ARE A DIFFERENT SPECIES OF HUMAN THAT IS A PLAGUE UPON MANKIND!

[boob (idiot)]

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not if HELL DIDN'T EXIST

[see_the_light]

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...If Christianity never existed, the world would be a better place.

There is a special corner in hell for those that bump dead threads to insult JESUS.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Basilissa]

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...If Christianity never existed, the world would be a better place.

But then again, everybody would go to Hell after their death (John 14:6).

[boob (idiot)]

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Hello, friends, I'm back. For many weeks I've been up north in the horrible country of Iceland struggling to convert the heathen lutherans (Or as I like to call them, Luciferans). I'm telling you, everybody, the people there are barely past worshipping thor. Thank the Lord America is better than that filthy old third-world country.

But I'm back now and it's great to have a computer to speak to you with. Unfortunately, while I was gone, a good friend of mine (A True Christian™ who obeys the teachings of Jesus Christ our Savior and works hard daily as a Church-volunteer) had his cousin go insane and become a homer. We're all shocked and bewildered by this. Up until now he always seemed like a good person.

I'm wondering what we should do. We're considering stoning, but his family wants to use that just as a last resort. They're trying to get rid of his gayness first and see how that works.

Now this is my main question: They're trying to get him married to a nice girl who'll straighten him out, but I can't help but worry... I know it'll get rid of his gayness if he has children, but should we allow gays to reproduce? What if he passes on his disease?

I'm leaning towards a straightforward stoning right now.

...If Christianity never existed, the world would be a better place.

[Didymus Much]

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I was only joking.

What makes you think humour has any place on this forum?

[farranykelly]

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I was only joking.

[farranykelly]

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I was only joking.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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castrating your gay son is the thing to do. Having a God fearing farmer castrate him using a knife is a very severe method of castration. Much better if the farmer uses Burdizzo pincers to crush the young mans spermatic cords that lead from hiss balls. Have his hands fastened together and get the farmer to raise him clear of the ground using a hoist.. Have a youth stand each side of your gay son and pull can pull his legs wide apart. The farmer will will now have clear access to the young mans balls and he can go to work on him with his Burdizzo.
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Please go to the introductory thread to introduce your self to the forum.

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[Didymus Much]

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...castrating your gay son is the thing to do...

Reading skills not your strong point? They're not talking about anyone's son, but someone's "friend's cousin" (yeah, like no one's heard _that_ before).

But thanks for your input (5 years later). I'm sure they've been standing by, waiting for your approval.