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  • Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

    Friends, I was visiting my cousin Henrietta in Des Moines today when I heard the most awful caterwauling coming from her daughter's room. At first I thought it was their puppy in pain, so I went to Mykhaylah's room to pray for the poor beast. When I got there I dropped into a dead faint!
    Upon awakening, I looked around and listed to be sure my senses weren't playing games on me. The sound was rock and roll "music", and Mykhaylah's walls were plastered with posters and pictures of the most effeminate looking young boys it's been my displeasure to lay eyes on!
    After tearing every vile picture and poster down then throwing them into the fireplace along with the CDs and Eye Pod music player, I made young Mykhaylah sit down and tell me about these creeps.
    Listening to her, you'd think they were a decent Christian gospel music combo. The name "Jonas" is Biblical, so that seems like a good start. But it's part of the reason I refer to them as Satan's Trojan horse. Jonas was in the Bible, and these boys are brothers! That sounds innocent enough! On top of that, each on of them has never defiled themselves outside of marriage (or so they claim) and each wears a purity ring.
    Up to this point, if you'd never heard them "sing", they sound like a music group any one of us would be proud to let our daughters listen to! But then they start playing the devil's music with its jungle rhythms and you know exactly what this trio is up to, and it's no good, let me tell you!
    I admit I'm not too familiar with rock and roll, but this was some of the most aggressive, hard core, shock gothic trash I've ever heard!

    Don't click on the following movie unless the children are out of the room and you are a Gold Tither or above...



    Note the name of the "song" is "Burning Up". The Jonas Brothers and Satan know that this rock and roll of theirs with its driving energy is a one-way trip to the Lake of Fire! And don't think they're just after our daughters, no. As pretty as they are, these emo gothics are designed to lure our sons into the world of sodomy too! You know how so many young men are "turned on" by the "sex, drugs, and rock and roll" deathstyle unless Jesus gets to them first. When they are banging their heads to the beat of the Jonas Brothers, they're likely to get even more confused, opening them up to androgynous arousal!
    Pray with me in Jesus name that scum like this stops polluting the minds of our youth so they can go back to listening to decent, uplifting songs like "Onward, Christian Soldiers!" AMEN!
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

    Further research has uncovered this, a movie showing the Judas Brothers playing the most homersexual "sport" outside of figure skating, soccer!



    The next thing you know, these demons in pretty boy skin will be playing cricket or surfing!
    The Palin presidency can't come soon enough. She'll put a stop to evil like this.
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    • #3
      Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

      I've been advised by my Joo lawyer to state that I am not saying the Judas brothers are sodomites, but I believe they promote sodomy in others through their androgynous good looks, and their participation in homersexual activities such as rock and roll and soccer.
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      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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      • #4
        Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        I've been advised by my Joo lawyer to state that I am not saying the Judas brothers are sodomites, but I believe they promote sodomy in others through their androgynous good looks, and their participation in homersexual activities such as rock and roll and soccer.
        Sister M.M. you deserve a medal for this! Thank you.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • #5
          Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

          Bless you, Brother Eliot. After the horrors I've seen and heard, I've had to spend a lot of extra time in my prayer closet.
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          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
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          • #6
            Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            After tearing every vile picture and poster down then throwing them into the fireplace along with the CDs and Eye Pod music player, I made young Mykhaylah sit down and tell me about these creeps.

            You have no right to go into someone else's home and destroy their personal property.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • #7
              Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

              Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
              You have no right to go into someone else's home and destroy their personal property.
              Excuse me, you nosey old trollop, but that was my niece's soul I was trying to save! I have every right to protect my family from sin!
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              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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              • #8
                Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

                Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                You have no right to go into someone else's home and destroy their personal property.
                And you have no "right" to infest this Godly forum and spew your filth and hatred in every corner of every thread.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

                  Damn... Jonas Brothers Musik is really cool and there is nothing bad in it?

                  Throw down your TV and sit at home and read bible... men it is not bad ...

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                  • #10
                    Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers



                    this here is truly the music that god wants us all to listen to, if you don't like it then you are not a true christian and should read the bible more often. i will not bother quoting the scriptures because you should already know them.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

                      Originally posted by muhammad_is_my_life View Post
                      i will not bother quoting the scriptures because you should already know them
                      Indeed...

                      Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • #12
                        Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

                        I have a really other opinion to this thing.

                        Jonas Brother Music and rock? You really don't know what rock really is.

                        Jonas Brothers make really good family music for kids and family.

                        And soccer is not a gay sport? You can't say that a sport is gay only the person can be gay.

                        I play football,soccer,skating etc... and I'm not gay so...

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                        • #13
                          Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

                          Originally posted by Marcel View Post
                          You can't say that a sport is gay only the person can be gay
                          You obviously never heard of English cricket.

                          Originally posted by Marcel View Post
                          and I'm not gay so...
                          Denying you are gay does not make you less gay.

                          Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • #14
                            Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            Indeed...

                            Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
                            ah, i see you are implying that i am lying. well, that may be so IF i was lying that of which i am not which makes you a presumptuous (rooster). did you even go to my link or did god tell you what the link was about before you clicked on it saving your soul?

                            inb4 im going to hell, god hates me(no he doesnt), unsaved trash, enemy of god and any other ignorant name that your fear of someone like me could possibly come up with
                            Last edited by Levi Jones; 04-18-2010, 07:52 PM. Reason: edited dirty word

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                            • #15
                              Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

                              also, lol! marcel likes dick Cheney!
                              Last edited by Levi Jones; 04-18-2010, 07:53 PM. Reason: Added former vp's last name.

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