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  • God hates dogs!

    After much study of the scripture and careful prayer, I have reached the conclusion that dogs are an unholy and evil beast. Do you think it is a mere coincidence that dog is God spelled backwards? These dirty animals infest the homes of millions of our fellowmen, spreading their wickedness to all. They without need go around exposing their genitals in front of children, ignoring God given commandments of modesty. They molest our children's legs, go around showing off their red rockets and nipples. They urinate and defecate all over the place, expose children to such disgusting acts as breastfeeding and birth, not to mention wanton fornication.

    Below our applicable Bible verses showing that dogs are abominations.

    Exodus 11:7
    But against any of the children of Israel shall not a dog move his tongue, against man or beast: that ye may know how that the LORD doth put a difference between the Egyptians and Israel. (dogs wanted to attack the Israelites but God did not allow it)

    Exodus 22:31
    And ye shall be holy men unto me: neither shall ye eat any flesh that is torn of beasts in the field; ye shall cast it to the dogs.
    (dogs eat unholy meat!)

    Deuteronomy 23:18

    Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
    (God uses the word dog to describe sodomites - the most evil of evils!)

    1 Samuel 17:43
    And the Philistine said unto David, Am I a dog, that thou comest to me with staves? And the Philistine cursed David by his gods.
    (God's prophet King David believes dogs should be attacked with staves)

    2 Samuel 3:8
    Then was Abner very wroth for the words of Ishbosheth, and said, Am I a dog's head, which against Judah do shew kindness this day unto the house of Saul thy father, to his brethren, and to his friends, and have not delivered thee into the hand of David, that thou chargest me to day with a fault concerning this woman?(dog's heads are evil)

    Psalm 22:16
    For dogs have compassed me: the assembly of the wicked have inclosed me: they pierced my hands and my feet.
    (dogs are part of the assembly of the wicked and they killed Jesus!)

    Psalm 22:20

    Deliver my soul from the sword; my darling from the power of the dog. (a prayer to be saved from dogs)

    Proverbs 26:11

    As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. (dogs are like fools aka atheists)

    Isaiah 56:10

    His watchmen are blind: they are all ignorant, they are all dumb dogs, they cannot bark; sleeping, lying down, loving to slumber. (dogs are dumb and lazy)

    Isaiah 56:11
    Yea, they are greedy dogs which can never have enough, and they are shepherds that cannot understand: they all look to their own way, every one for his gain, from his quarter. (dogs are greedy and selfish)

    Matthew 7:6
    Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

    Matthew 15:26
    But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.

    Philippians 3:2
    Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers, beware of the concision.

    Revelation 22:15
    For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

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    Re: God hates dogs!

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    They without need go around exposing their genitals in front of children, ignoring God given commandments of modesty. They molest our children's legs, go around showing off their red rockets and nipples. They urinate and defecate all over the place, expose children to such disgusting acts as breastfeeding and birth, not to mention wanton fornication
    Just another example of hippies taking after animals. Jesus (and Landover) hates them both.

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    • #3
      Re: God hates dogs!

      Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      It cannot BE!!!!!!!

      MY Ginger-Belle....evil????????
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      • #4
        Re: God hates dogs!

        Judging from its looks, perhaps it is only a very large rodent?

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        • #5
          Re: God hates dogs!

          Well, you will be happy to know, Heathen_Basher, I just received a 10-point infraction for "admitting to owning a horrid cockroach herder".

          I hope it's not followed up by orders to sacrifice her!!!!!!!!

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            Re: God hates dogs!

            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
            Well, you will be happy to know, Heathen_Basher, I just received an infraction for "admitting to owning a horrid cockroach herder".

            I hope it's not followed up by orders to sacrifice her!!!!!!!!
            No, but dress it up as a football if you bring it to the Christmas picnic.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • #7
              Re: God hates dogs!

              I am happy to report, at least, that Ginger-Belle is always fully clothed. So at least the accusation of nudity does not apply to her.

              I have tried.

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              • #8
                Re: God hates dogs!

                Indeed, perhaps there is occassion to show mercy towards a dog that belongs to a good Christian family. As the gospels say, while dogs don't deserve an entire meal, they can get a few crumbs now and again (just like all those foreigners and pagans)

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                • #9
                  Re: God hates dogs!

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  Indeed, perhaps there is occassion to show mercy towards a dog that belongs to a good Christian family. As the gospels say, while dogs don't deserve an entire meal, they can get a few crumbs now and again (just like all those foreigners and pagans)
                  I see why Godly True Christians(tm) keep their dogs tied out behind the shed and feed them just enough scraps to keep them alive. If Jesus hates them, so do I! In fact, to show my devotion to the Lord I'm going to go to the local animal shelter tomorrow, adopt a dog, and every day when I come in from work I'm going to kick that dog in the ribs as hard as I can in the name of Jesus!

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                  • #10
                    Re: God hates dogs!

                    I haven't trusted dogs since I was a little child. I was, oh, probably 7 or 8 when the family dog bit my hand while I was playing with him. The wound would have required stitches, but my mother and father weren't Saved yet, so, naturally, there was no money to pay a doctor to make the house call. The gash became infected and I would have lost my hand if it weren't for Jesus looking after me. It was after this incident that my parents recognized my miraculous recovery and bowed before the awesome power of the Lord.

                    Ever since that day, I've treated my dogs like the animals that they are. They sleep outside, in their kennels. Their only reward is when I take them out hunting. The Labradors get to retrieve ducks for me, while the shorthairs find and then retrieve upland game.
                    A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                    Psalm 139:19-20
                    Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                    For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                    • #11
                      Re: God hates dogs!

                      Just another example of hippies taking after animals. Jesus (and Landover) hates them both.
                      Dogs like other animals do not have souls. Unfortunately due to being influenced strongly by the Enemy, Radical Liberals do not seem capable of grasping this fact.

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                      • #12
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                        Small dogs are evil perverts! I had mine put down for being a butt sniffing perv.

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                        • #13
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                          Dogs make you think about bestiality which, subsequently, makes you turn queer. There was a study sometime ago that concluded that children who own a pet are more likely to become a Demoncrat (probably censored queer) than a God-fearing person.

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                          • #14
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                            When I was growing up on that horrible hippy commune, there were hungry, mangy curs everywhere. They were the children's biggest competition for food and attention. Since all the "adults" were constantly fornicating in a drugged-out haze, I and the other kids had to fend for ourselves.

                            I've always hated dogs. Now I know that I was being Godly without even realizing it. The Lord was steering me to him by making me fight stray dogs for food as a shoeless waif! Praise Him!
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                            • #15
                              Re: God hates dogs!

                              I personally do not like the animal, those Chinese commies can have them all, and eat them too! I'm sure they would love to sacrifice them in the name of their false god "Buddha"

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