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01-14-2009, 10:05 PM
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Re: Methodists
Not these ones:
Southern Methodist Gayla Prom
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01-14-2009, 10:15 PM
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01-14-2009, 10:41 PM
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You need to understand, however, that there's saved, and then there's Saved. If you're a Methodist who really accepts the blood of Jesus, the Lord will keep you from going to Hell, but don't expect to sit close to Jesus in the Heavenly Banquet Hall. The primo tables are reserved for the Apostles and Platinum Tithing True Christians™.
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01-14-2009, 10:51 PM
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The United Methodist Church is a bunch of liberal almost-Christian fluffy bunnies. As you can read in their own words, they believe in interpreting Scripture through tradition, experience, and most damnably of all, reason.
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01-14-2009, 11:14 PM
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Oh my. Such bigotry! I do not understand why you hate that which is basically yourself. Methodists and baptists are one in the same.
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You are demonstrating by your own misbehavior that there are quite some differences here......
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  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell: Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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02-07-2010, 04:02 AM
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell: Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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