Republican minister "seeking a woman from 18 till 29"

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Ladies! Are you looking for a man who doesn't wait for a permission slip to defend his country? Are you looking for a man that won't run around on you? (At least until A republican president pardons him)

Meet Walton County Republican Headquarters volunteer Dannie R Baker, who is being persecuted for pre-emptively defending America against potential illegal immigrants:

Early Morning Shooting Kills 2 Injures 3 in Miramar Beach

Neighbors say Baker wasn't happy with all the activity at the house and think that was the motive for his shooting spree.
Neighbor Crystal Lynn says "he did come up to me one time and asked me if I was ready for the revolution to begin and if I had any immigrant in my house to get them out." ...

Shooter sent 'radical' e-mails

He was a volunteer at the Walton County Republican Headquarters during the Bush-Cheney presidential campaign in 2004.

"He volunteered the same time I did," said Pat Magee, a member of the Walton County Republican Executive Committee. "I was shocked. The person I knew would have never done anything bad to anyone." ...

Jim Anders, another member of the Republican Executive Committee, said Baker was very active during the 2004 election but added that he was very eccentric... Baker did not volunteer during last year's election, but local Republicans said they began to receive disturbing e-mails from him about national political issues, said Anders....

Here is his profile

Dannie R Baker

United States, Florida, Miramar Beach

I am a man, 58 years old
seeking a woman from 18 till 29


My name: Dannie R Baker Birthday: 1950-07-11 My country: United StatesState: FloridaMy city: Miramar BeachMy hello phrase: I'm looking for a woman to be my bride and to have my children and to enjoy my lifestyle on the beach in Florida, USA!!! I want a Christian who wants to be a ministers wife. I want a wife who wants to live in America and travel some in ministry one day. I'm looking for my dream girl that I have waited a lifetime to be with!!! If this fits your vision for life get in touch with me. Maybe God is putting us together!!!


(I'm still not sure what "18 till 29" means, I assume he means that he wants to marry an 18 year old, and expects the rapture to occur when she is 29.)

[Nobar King]

Re: Republican minister "seeking a woman from 18 till 29"

That's the trouble with waiting: sometimes you wait too long.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Republican minister "seeking a woman from 18 till 29"

That's the trouble with waiting: sometimes you wait too long.

Are you kidding? That devilshly handsome man is in the prime of his life. The fact that he looks almost exactly like me does not make me biased.

Hopefully the republican party will provide him with a good lawyer, and he'll be able to have his sentence commuted to exile in the (soon to be) Republic of Alaska. He seems like Sister Sally's type, don't you think?

[Sally Paulson]

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He seems like Sister Sally's type, don't you think?

5 targets and only 2 kills? Sorry, that's not man enough for me.

Besides, I'm not "18 till 29".

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Besides, I'm not "18 till 29".

39 forever Sister ?

BTW, nice rack...

[BornAgain!!]

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so
he's a murderer?

[Nobar King]

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That possibility had not crossed my mind. You are sick.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Republican minister "seeking a woman from 18 till 29"

Anyone tried setting him up with John McCain's daughter, Megan McCain? She needs to settle down and start having babies soon. All this "dating" stuff she's doing sounds pretty slutty.

The election killed my personal life.


OK, maybe killed is a bit of an exaggeration. But it does seem to be on life support. Of all the things people warned would happen post-election, no one ever said anything about how complicated dating would become. Especially if your dad loses the election. There are things that have been difficult, but nothing quite as tough as dating. I fear the election has destroyed my ability and desire to date. Now, I cannot say at any point in my life that I have been very good at dating. But I have become something I used to despise: people who let politics dictate his or her attraction to someone.

One extreme fan of my mother’s recently told me I could be “his Cindy.” And then asked me if I ever wore pearls because they probably would look as good on me as they do on my mother.

I am a person that has always prided myself on keeping politics out of my relationships. I think I would have probably graduated from Columbia friendless had I made politics a focal point in any of my friendships during college. I have many friends who openly voted for Barack Obama (many of them also didn’t). Who my friends voted for is of no concern to me. I am adult enough to understand that people vote for their own personal reasons, and I know how personal politics can be to someone.


This is how I expected my attitude to remain after the election. And it has continued that way with my friends. But when it comes to dating, it's become an entirely different subject. And I promise, no one is more surprised by this revelation than I am. If I am adult enough to understand that voting is one of the most personal things a person can do, why am I letting it affect how attracted to someone I am? I know that no one can really explain sexual attraction and why you are drawn to someone or not—but at this point in time, nothing kills my libido quite like discussing politics.


Here's the biggest surprise: I am not only turned off by people who voted for Barack Obama, but I am also turned off by people that voted for my dad—or more so, obsessive supporters of my dad. Recently, over dinner, a guy started explaining his reasons for supporting President Obama during the election (I didn’t ask, I think the poor guy felt guilty) and I immediately found any attraction I had previously had dissipate. But same thing happens if a guy starts talking about all the reasons why my father should be president. I have the ultimate Catch-22 in post-election dating. So where does that leave me, and who exactly am I attracted to? Let’s just say I’m spending a lot of time writing and even more time with my girlfriends.


Like many people, when I meet a new friend in real life, we also become Facebook friends. And when I friend someone on Facebook (especially someone who is interested in going out on a date), I read their profile to learn more about them. This seems to be where my problems start. Most people list the candidate they supported during the election. Some have joined the group “A Million Strong for Obama.” Some are even part of the group “I have more foreign-policy experience than Sarah Palin.” When I see this type of information I immediately start thinking: How liberal is this person? Do they know I am Republican spawn, against everything that this person believed in during the last election? How important is politics to this person? When I find my father’s face staring back at me on a potential date's Facebook page I am equally put off. I don’t want to see my father’s picture near any picture of a guy I am attracted to, especially if we haven’t even had dinner yet.
Going on actual dates is even harder. One way or another, the election always comes up...


Nothing makes me more ill than the idea of some guy bragging to his friends that he was going to go on a date with “John McCain’s daughter.” (Unfortunately this has happened more times than I would like to count and each time I can sense it within the first 30 seconds of meeting them.) One extreme fan of my mother’s recently told me I could be “his Cindy.” And then asked me if I ever wore pearls because they probably would look as good on me as they do on my mother. No, I'm not kidding. Any guy that has a fetish for older women in pantsuits and large pearls obviously only finds my last name attractive about me.


But the real problem with men who voted for my dad is that I never know to what degree of a fan they are of his. Are they so extreme that they would date me no matter how much they may or may not like me just to meet my dad? Once I went out with a guy who said the food I had ordered was a “maverick choice” and proceeded to tell me, “Wow, straight talking must run in the family.” It’s like someone taking Lisa Marie Presley out on a date and singing “Hound Dog” in the middle of dinner.
I know that during the election, I was quite visible and campaigned very hard for my father. During that entire time, I did not go on a single date because I was too busy. And too paranoid about getting set up for some sort of weird "gotcha" moment. I just assumed that would all go away once the election was over. Little did I know, dating would become much more complicated and much less fun than it was in college. I am sure I am not being fair to all the men out there, but my recent experiences have left me scarred and wary of dating. At this point, my biggest aphrodisiac is an apathetic attitude toward politics.


So to all the fathers out there: If you want your daughters to be single in her 20s, I can say this—run for president.

On second thought, maybe Megan isn't up to our standards. It's very irresponsible to blame your father's job for your own sluttish inability to get married.

[HTannor]

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On second thought, maybe Megan isn't up to our standards. It's very irresponsible to blame your father's job for your own sluttish inability to get married.

You may well be correct, Brother Harvey.

I believe that, before we discard such a lost soul, one-on-one counselling may be in order to truly reveal whether it's possible to salvage whatever purity and piety may still be left in her.

Here is a picture of her feverishing working on her blog.




As my humble contribution to her salvation, I would first sit beside her, and explain to her that any entries she makes are best supported by appropriate Good Book references and quotes.

I'm sure she would greatly appreciate my help and would then ask for more intense counselling.

I'm prepared to sacrifice many hours in this undertaking and have sent her messages offering my services.

I await her response.

[Patriarch Jon]

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There's hope for her yet. At least she likes boys, unlike Dick Cheney's daughter. (How did that happen, although I suspect Cheney using Christian affiliation to promote clearly un-Christian agendas.)

So how many good Christian boys can we set her up with ?

[Little Amy]

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Well I sent him my bikini pic. Hope he responds. I think I would like to live in Florida, on a beach.