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  • #1

    It's Time for PORK!

    Folks, with Easter just around the corner, Wal-Mart, Food 4 Less and Food Lion are rolling out their ham and pork specials. I'm so enthusiastic, but wondered if our husbands might be hungry for a little strange (recipe that is!). Anyway, post your favorite PORK recipe in this forum!

    PS Toegrumpity Joos mind your own beeswax!
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  • #2
    Re: It's Time for PORK!

    I like pork pretty mauch any way it is cooked, pork is one of the most amazing foods in all of Creation. Every time I eat it I praise Jesus for His gift of salvation, were it not for the sacrifice of the Lamb of God we would be denied the pleasure of pork like the heathen jews and muslims.

    Praise Jesus!

    Your brother in Christ, NC.
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    • #3
      Re: It's Time for PORK!

      Originally posted by Negative_Cool View Post
      I like pork pretty mauch any way it is cooked, pork is one of the most amazing foods in all of Creation. Every time I eat it I praise Jesus for His gift of salvation, were it not for the sacrifice of the Lamb of God we would be denied the pleasure of pork like the heathen jews and muslims.

      Praise Jesus!

      Your brother in Christ, NC.
      Is it true that you people eat ostriches and koalas down there? Do they taste like pork?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        Re: It's Time for PORK!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Is it true that you people eat ostriches and koalas down there? Do they taste like pork?
        The abos do those things, but most people I know just eat normal Christian foods.
        Jesus, I'm never going to give you up! Jesus, I'm never going to let you down!
        Jesus, I'm never going to run around and desert you!
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        • #5
          Re: It's Time for PORK!

          Originally posted by Negative_Cool View Post
          The abos do those things, but most people I know just eat normal Christian foods.
          So then do abos taste like pork?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: It's Time for PORK!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            So then do abos taste like pork?
            I wouldn't think so, pork is white meat.
            Jesus, I'm never going to give you up! Jesus, I'm never going to let you down!
            Jesus, I'm never going to run around and desert you!
            Jesus, I'm never going to make you cry! Jesus, I'm never going to say goodbye!
            Jesus, I'm never going to tell a lie and hurt you!

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            • #7
              Re: It's Time for PORK!

              Ok, I love the little piggies:
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: It's Time for PORK!

                I grind my own pork to make sausage. Made a batch last night. I'm planning to use it for a ragu sauce for Sunday's lasagna.
                If anyone wants, I can make up a few extra pans and leave them in the chuch cafeteria.
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                • #9
                  Re: It's Time for PORK!

                  Originally posted by Negative_Cool View Post
                  I like pork pretty mauch any way it is cooked, pork is one of the most amazing foods in all of Creation. Every time I eat it I praise Jesus for His gift of salvation, were it not for the sacrifice of the Lamb of God we would be denied the pleasure of pork like the heathen jews and muslims.
                  ... or those pseudo-Christians in the SDA "church," which just goes to show how much they hate Jesus.
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                  • #10
                    Re: It's Time for PORK!

                    I want to get Porked too! Is it time yet, is it time yet, IS IT TIME YET?!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: It's Time for PORK!

                      I guess everyone remembers the pork party I threw on my estate last year on Muhammad's birthday (may piss be upon him). I may do it again this year if there's enough interest (and sister SUV can promise to stay out of the punchbowl this time!).


                      Man, there is nothing like a pork party!!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #12
                        Re: It's Time for PORK!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I guess everyone remembers the pork party I threw on my estate last year on Muhammad's birthday (may piss be upon him). I may do it again this year if there's enough interest (and sister SUV can promise to stay out of the punchbowl this time!).


                        Man, there is nothing like a pork party!!
                        Thanks again; that was fun. I do enjoy a good spit roast.
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                        • #13
                          Re: It's Time for PORK!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          I guess everyone remembers the pork party I threw on my estate last year on Muhammad's birthday (may piss be upon him).



                          And the Bar-B-Q Sauce was ever so tangy and delicious!

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                          • #14
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                            I will be following this GODLY recipe. Better bring your bibs this year!

                            Enjoy!

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                            • #15
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                              My favorite is butterflied pork chops, seasoned just right and grilled to perfection. Yum!
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