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It's Time for PORK! -
03-01-2009, 03:31 PM
Folks, with Easter just around the corner, Wal-Mart, Food 4 Less and Food Lion are rolling out their ham and pork specials. I'm so enthusiastic, but wondered if our husbands might be hungry for a little strange (recipe that is!). Anyway, post your favorite PORK recipe in this forum!
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 02:44 AM
I like pork pretty mauch any way it is cooked, pork is one of the most amazing foods in all of Creation. Every time I eat it I praise Jesus for His gift of salvation, were it not for the sacrifice of the Lamb of God we would be denied the pleasure of pork like the heathen jews and muslims.
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 02:47 AM
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I like pork pretty mauch any way it is cooked, pork is one of the most amazing foods in all of Creation. Every time I eat it I praise Jesus for His gift of salvation, were it not for the sacrifice of the Lamb of God we would be denied the pleasure of pork like the heathen jews and muslims.
Praise Jesus!
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Is it true that you people eat ostriches and koalas down there? Do they taste like pork?
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 03:05 AM
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Is it true that you people eat ostriches and koalas down there? Do they taste like pork?
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The abos do those things, but most people I know just eat normal Christian foods.
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 03:10 AM
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The abos do those things, but most people I know just eat normal Christian foods.
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So then do abos taste like pork?
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 03:13 AM
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So then do abos taste like pork?
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I wouldn't think so, pork is white meat.
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 03:31 AM
Ok, I love the little piggies:
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 12:51 PM
I grind my own pork to make sausage. Made a batch last night. I'm planning to use it for a ragu sauce for Sunday's lasagna.
If anyone wants, I can make up a few extra pans and leave them in the chuch cafeteria.
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 01:13 PM
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I like pork pretty mauch any way it is cooked, pork is one of the most amazing foods in all of Creation. Every time I eat it I praise Jesus for His gift of salvation, were it not for the sacrifice of the Lamb of God we would be denied the pleasure of pork like the heathen jews and muslims.
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... or those pseudo-Christians in the SDA "church," which just goes to show how much they hate Jesus.
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 01:13 PM
I want to get Porked too! Is it time yet, is it time yet, IS IT TIME YET?!!
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 01:42 PM
I guess everyone remembers the pork party I threw on my estate last year on Muhammad's birthday (may piss be upon him). I may do it again this year if there's enough interest (and sister SUV can promise to stay out of the punchbowl this time!).
Man, there is nothing like a pork party!! 
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 01:44 PM
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I guess everyone remembers the pork party I threw on my estate last year on Muhammad's birthday (may piss be upon him). I may do it again this year if there's enough interest (and sister SUV can promise to stay out of the punchbowl this time!).
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Thanks again; that was fun. I do enjoy a good spit roast.
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03-03-2009, 02:09 PM
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I guess everyone remembers the pork party I threw on my estate last year on Muhammad's birthday (may piss be upon him).
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 02:35 PM
I will be following this GODLY recipe. Better bring your bibs this year!
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 03:13 PM
My favorite is butterflied pork chops, seasoned just right and grilled to perfection. Yum!
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 03:33 PM
Pork chops with butterflies... I never thought of that one.
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 05:35 PM
All this talk of pork . . . Is it Obama Stimulus Package Day already? 
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Re: It's Time for PORK! -
03-03-2009, 06:00 PM
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All this talk of pork . . . Is it Obama Stimulus Package Day already? |
I know! It seems like we've been waiting forever to see his package!
Show us your package already!
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