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  • fairygddless
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    • Mar 2009
    • 14
    #1

    wickedan temper tantrum (split from goth/emo poetry thread)

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    Winner will receive a good belly laugh.

    I bet her fat little cheeks wobbled as she shed fat, little Twinkie scented tears of depression.


    How can you people be such ASSHOLES. I do not care ban me or give me whatever, but this is just wrong you, and you say you believe in God. God would be ashamed of you. If my father seen this he would have this site shut down just for this posting. Before you ask my father is a pastor in Florida, So yes I know all about your God, I grew up around it. But like I said you are all going to HELL for this. You people are Dumb just Dumb
    Tags: baby eating wiccans, fatties burn in hell
    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639
      #2
      Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

      Originally posted by fairygddess View Post
      God would be ashamed of you.
      Prove it, using Scripture.

      If my father seen this he would have this site shut down just for this posting.
      Under what authority?

      Before you ask my father is a pastor in Florida, So yes I know all about your God,
      I see no evidence from your posts that you know the first thing about Him.

      Now kindly stop derailing this thread.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708
          #3
          Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

          Originally posted by fairygddess View Post
          How can you people be such ASSHOLES. I do not care ban me or give me whatever, but this is just wrong you, and you say you believe in God. God would be ashamed of you. If my father seen this he would have this site shut down just for this posting. Before you ask my father is a pastor in Florida, So yes I know all about your God, I grew up around it. But like I said you are all going to HELL for this. You people are Dumb just Dumb
          You fatties stick together don't ya.
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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
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              • May 2008
              • 13996
              #4
              Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

              Originally posted by fairygddess View Post
              How can you people be such ASSHOLES. I do not care ban me or give me whatever, but this is just wrong you, and you say you believe in God. God would be ashamed of you. If my father seen this he would have this site shut down just for this posting. Before you ask my father is a pastor in Florida, So yes I know all about your God, I grew up around it. But like I said you are all going to HELL for this. You people are Dumb just Dumb
              Why would your father be upset about some gothtard's poem about muffins and candy cones?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • fairygddless
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                  • Mar 2009
                  • 14
                  #5
                  Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Why would your father be upset about some gothtard's poem about muffins and candy cones?


                  He would be upset because you turned a girls feelings into your own fun and games.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78551
                      #6
                      Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                      Originally posted by fairygddless View Post
                      He would be upset because you turned a girls feelings into your own fun and games.
                      We only care what Jesus thinks, not your unsaved scumwad of a father.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • fairygddless
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                          • Mar 2009
                          • 14
                          #7
                          Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          We only care what Jesus thinks, not your unsaved scumwad of a father.

                          Ok he is a man of God, Yet you are making fun of him to. That is ok I am emailing him the site right now. lol this should be fun. I give it a week and some one will be going to court for a lawsuit.

                          Oh and I love how you can change people screen names funny.

                          By the way it is FairyGoddess, get it right now.

                          I do not have time right now for you people, but I will be back on later.

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639
                              #8
                              Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                              Originally posted by fairly godless View Post
                              Ok he is a man of God, Yet you are making fun of him to.
                              Not everyone called a "pastor" is a man of God. The world is, sadly, full of false Christian churches with false Christian pastors.

                              That is ok I am emailing him the site right now. lol this should be fun. I give it a week and some one will be going to court for a lawsuit.
                              On what cause of action? If hurting someone's feelings were a cause of action, we could sue all unsaved trash in the world on behalf of Jesus.

                              I do not have time right now for you people, but I will be back on later.
                              No, please, don't go! We miss you.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                • Wide-Open
                                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Nov 2007
                                  • 18449
                                  #9
                                  Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                                  Originally posted by fairygddless View Post
                                  I give it a week and some one will be going to court for a lawsuit.
                                  Viola, it is not wise to threaten people on the internet. Expect a knock on your door from the DoF soon.
                                  Psalm 81:10:
                                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                    • fairygddless
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                                      • Mar 2009
                                      • 14
                                      #10
                                      Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                      Viola, it is not wise to threaten people on the internet. Expect a knock on your door from the DoF soon.
                                      Who is Viola that is not my name sorry but you have the wrong person. What is DOF never heard of it smething made up I guess

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                                        • Nobar King
                                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                          Christ's Guardian
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 23748
                                          #11
                                          Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                                          Do you always ask and answer your own questions?
                                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                            • Wide-Open
                                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Nov 2007
                                              • 18449
                                              #12
                                              Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                                              Originally posted by fairygddless View Post
                                              Who is Viola that is not my name sorry but you have the wrong person. What is DOF never heard of it smething made up I guess
                                              Of course we made it all up.

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                                              You look pretty sad.
                                              Psalm 81:10:
                                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                                • Nobar King
                                                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                  Christ's Guardian
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2007
                                                  • 23748
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                                                  That's not a fairy goddess, that looks like a juggalo.
                                                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                    • Wide-Open
                                                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Nov 2007
                                                      • 18449
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                                                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                                      That's not a fairy goddess, that looks like a juggalo.
                                                      Well, it's not her anyway. That should explain it.
                                                      Psalm 81:10:
                                                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                                        • tigerlily
                                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                          • Mar 2009
                                                          • 66
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: CONTEST! Most Hilarious/Depressing Goth/Emo Poems

                                                          Question how do you cancel your account

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