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    New tool in war against gays: GLUE!

    BREAKING NEWS: it seems that the 'raqheads have found a cure for sodomy. Amazing how much change a little democracy and freedom, courtesy of Uncle Sam, can bring to a country. It's stories like this that make me Proud To Be An American.

    A prominent Iraqi human rights activist says that Iraqi militia have deployed a painful form of torture against homosexuals by closing their anuses using 'Iranian gum.' ... Yina Mohammad told Alarabiya.net that, 'Iraqi militias have deployed an unprecedented form of torture against homosexuals by using a very strong glue that will close their anus.' According to her, the new substance 'is known as the American hum, which is an Iranian-manufactured glue that if applied to the skin, sticks to it and can only be removed by surgery. After they glue the anuses of homosexuals, they give them a drink that causes diarrhea. Since the anus is closed, the diarrhea causes death.
    Do they sell this stuff at Michael's?
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    Tags: gays, god's wrath, homosexuals, stopped clock is right 2x/day, torture
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    Re: Homers in Iraqistan bring shame to their families

    This is a funny prank like supergluing an emo to a toilet.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: New tool in war against gays: GLUE!

      Ewwww! That story made me *pucker* up.
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      • #4
        Re: Homers in Iraqistan bring shame to their families

        Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
        BREAKING NEWS: it seems that the 'raqheads have found a cure for sodomy. Amazing how much change a little democracy and freedom, courtesy of Uncle Sam, can bring to a country. It's stories like this that make me Proud To Be An American.



        Do they sell this stuff at Michael's?
        Indeed they probably do sell it at Michael's. Micheals is ok for the ladies but any man going in there is most likely a homer. Men can find this at the Home Depot. Wwherever you are shopping, just look for "Super Glue"!

        If you ladies buy this at Michael's and spot a homer in there, you can try it out before you buy!

        Yours in Christ
        Brother Lazarus
        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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        • #5
          Re: Homers in Iraqistan bring shame to their families

          Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
          BREAKING NEWS: it seems that the 'raqheads have found a cure for sodomy. Amazing how much change a little democracy and freedom, courtesy of Uncle Sam, can bring to a country. It's stories like this that make me Proud To Be An American.



          Do they sell this stuff at Michael's?
          IT IS JOKER FOR YUO????I be ashamed of belonging too mankind!!!

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          • #6
            Re: Homers in Iraqistan bring shame to their families

            Originally posted by Manny View Post
            IT IS JOKER FOR YUO????I be ashamed of belonging too mankind!!!

            You need to come to Jesus and give up your butt jockey joy boy sodomite ways. I'll be praying for you!

            Oh, and keep an eye out next time you're in Michael's!

            Yours in Christ
            Brother Lazarus
            In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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            • #7
              Re: Homers in Iraqistan bring shame to their families

              Originally posted by Manny View Post
              IT IS JOKER FOR YUO????I be ashamed of belonging too mankind!!!
              We're ashamed that you belong to mankind, too, but you can change that by repenting and opening an LBC tithing account.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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              • #8
                Re: New tool in war against gays: GLUE!

                Waddaya know. The mooselimb terrorists finally did somethin useful.

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                • #9
                  Re: New tool in war against gays: GLUE!

                  I AM PEVERTIDO

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                  • #10
                    Re: New tool in war against gays: GLUE!

                    Originally posted by Manny View Post
                    I AM PEVERTIDO
                    New avatar Manny? Did you under go a sex change? If so there may be no chance of redemption. Satan will surely have his way with you.

                    Yours in Christ
                    Brother Lazarus
                    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                    • #11
                      Re: New tool in war against gays: GLUE!

                      Originally posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
                      Waddaya know. The mooselimb terrorists finally did somethin useful.
                      A stopped clock is right twice a day. Even papists have been known to say or do something useful now and then.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                      • #12
                        Re: Homers in Iraqistan bring shame to their families

                        Originally posted by Mr.Brother Lazarus View Post
                        Oh, and keep an eye out next time you're in Michael's!
                        but not that brown eye you keep that to yourselfs, Mr.MannyMooner!

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