Join my crusades in Second Life! Post here when you're in SL

[Dr. Laurie PHD]

I'm sorry I haven't been here on the forum very often. Most of my online time is spent in a program called Second Life, which I will explain.

Basically, it's a free program which simulates a perfect America, after the rapture. Like a perfect America, it mostly consists of shopping malls where you can buy things and mansions where you can display the things you bought.

However, it's after the rapture, which means most of these places are empty, and the only people still around are sinners: sex maniacs, goths, furries - really hard-core sinners who do nothing but dance and have sex.

That's what makes it such a great place for soul-saving. You'll never waste any time preaching to the choir because everyone is a sinner. As everywhere, there is persecution, but that's part of being a True Christian.

This thread is here so we can co-ordinate ourselves in Second Life. Just post here when you logon to SL, and I'll try to join you.

https://join.secondlife.com/

If you set second life to play in a window (edit > preferences) you can instantly switch from second life to here and back again.

To find people, click the "search" button along the bottom, and click the "people" tab. True Christians to search for:

DrLaurie Criss
Nobar Leborski


Also we can talk about our crusades. My day started at a Micheal Jackson memorial which, though tastefully decorated, quickly degenerated into an orgy. Yes, even the funerals will turn into orgies after Christians have been raptured away. Be warned, the simulation is chillingly realistic.

After some preaching the sinners becan to ignore me, so I went to a Raggae dance with a live DJ:

DrLaurie Criss: Is everybody here saved?
DrLaurie Criss: Is that ganja smoke?
Stacy Bernheim: hahaha
shouts: Afi Avon, Thank you for contributing to the Irie DJ Smoke Fund!
DrLaurie Criss: Smoking ganja is a sin!
TheHempest Podless: we all sinners then
Psycoflyng Dragovar: SMOIKING GNJA IS A RITE
Zaniia Daines: to each is own smoke what cha want
DrLaurie Criss: So much revelery and reefer madness. I don't know where to start.
TheHempest Podless: its reefer happiness actually
Zaniia Daines: Dr sorry you feel the way you do but if your not comfortable sl is a huge enviroment
Zaniia Daines: Irie is a place where everyone is excepted despite how anyone feels
DrLaurie Criss: No, it's no problem, as a christian I'm used to being persecuted for my faith
sweet Korpov: baby lets go to another island
Stacy Bernheim: lol
DrLaurie Criss: I have to preach the word to the four corners of the Earth, even here
TheHempest Podless: shh Dr just kick back and feel the vibes

The DJ was also saying things, but voice doesn't end up on the chat logs.

A strange thing happened when I left. I kept dancing, everywhere I went. People asked me why:

DrLaurie Criss: I'm dancing because I'm saved and going to heaven, not hell like Michael Jackson
DrLaurie Criss: Unless he repented of his occulist music videos, long hair, and cuttings of the flesh, of course
DrLaurie Criss: So you're from brooklyn?
IRON Hawker: indeed
Rowan Maurer: Yeah Laurie!!!
DrLaurie Criss: So do you have any idea which sin God was punishing NYC for in 2001?
Rowan Maurer: I don't get it
Annie70 Kesslinger: What do you mean punishing NYC in 2001???
IRON Hawker: What title
Annie70 Kesslinger: I lived there in 2001
kellyann Ying: hiya siss
IRON Hawker: yeah, and i lost 5 friends there
DrLaurie Criss: I've always figured faldwell had it right when he said God was punishing NYC for secular humanists, but others say it was for the abortionists
Rowan Maurer: oh boy
Rowan Maurer: you are a rank human Dr. Laurie
DrLaurie Criss: So many sins, it's hard to tell which ones Godispunishing at any moment. Thought youmight have some insight
Annie70 Kesslinger: everyone was touched
Annie70 Kesslinger: I lost friends too
Wietse Savira: god loves children
Annie70 Kesslinger: HOw do you know?
Rowan Maurer: someone needs to be banned
DrLaurie Criss: Now now, I'm used to be being persecuted, but I only asked a question
Rowan Maurer: you're being cruel and inappropriate
DrLaurie Criss: A simple "I don't know" would suffice, no need to get angry

Then I went back memorial to Michael Jackson. The orgy had finally died down:

DrLaurie Criss: Everyon here to pray for the soul of Mr. Jackson?
Rustamov Tairov: Amen.
Rustamov Tairov: nice ufo hat misses
DrLaurie Criss: It's a southern belle hat.
Rustamov Tairov: so cool!
Plouchia Quan: love yr hat drlaurie ㋡
DrLaurie Criss: Well, enough chitchat, time to pray
DrLaurie Criss: Dear Jesus, please forgive Michael Jackson for his occultist music videos, long hair, homosexuality, and cuttings ofthe flesh. And if you send him to hel, please don't torture him too severely, amen
Rustamov Tairov: dr u sux
Rustamov Tairov: yr ass sux 2
DrLaurie Criss: PS also please have meercy on the souls of his fans, they know not what they do, amen
Rustamov Tairov: only fals thought goes to hell
Rustamov Tairov: so be carefull
Rustamov Tairov: false
DrLaurie Criss: John 3:16
Plouchia Quan: pray that I won't kick yr ass drl ㋡
DrLaurie Criss: Only those who believe escape damnantion. If Mr. Jackson repented, he willbe allright
DrLaurie Criss: I'm flattered that he chose to surgically make himself white, but the Bible says cuttings of the flesh are banned. I'm justpraying that he repented of those sins.
Rustamov Tairov: we ignore you now...bye

I know it doesn't look like I made a lot of progress, but I bet many people will have a "long dark night of the soul" tonight!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Join my crusades in Second Life! Post here when you're in SL

Keep doing the Lord's work, ma'am! Jesus is smiling down at you.

[Nobar King]

Re: Join my crusades in Second Life! Post here when you're in SL

I was going to join, but I don't know much about it and could you post a link to your profile so that I can find you when I join? Can you send me an invite or referral or something?

[Miss April]

Re: Join my crusades in Second Life! Post here when you're in SL

Dr. Laurie I whould love to Join but like Brother Nobar said Can you post a Link on how? cause it seems like a Wonderful thing your doing keep up the Great work

[Dr. Laurie PHD]

Re: Join my crusades in Second Life! Post here when you're in SL

https://join.secondlife.com/

As for how to find each other inside second life, I'm sure there's a way, I just haven't found it. That's why I created this thread.

If you set second life to play in a window (edit > preferences) you can instantly switch from second life to here and back again.

[Nobar King]

Re: Join my crusades in Second Life! Post here when you're in SL

I don't understand why it won't let me use my last name. I clicked for about 20 minutes looking for King as a last name. I figured that might show up, but it's probably too elitist for the programmers. There were plenty of names that I didn't want to choose.

The only decent name that I saw was Nobar Faith. It sounds kinds of girly, but at least it shows some respect for the Lord. Am I wrong?

[Nobar King]

Re: Join my crusades in Second Life! Post here when you're in SL

I finally logged in. Now I have to find you somehow?

[Dr. Laurie PHD]

Re: Join my crusades in Second Life! Post here when you're in SL

Are you still online? What's the name of the place you're at?

If you click the "search" button along the bottom, I think you can select people there. I'm Drlaurie Criss

[Nobar King]

Re: Join my crusades in Second Life! Post here when you're in SL

I searched for you but found no results. My Character is Nobar Leborski. See if you can find me.

[Dr. Laurie PHD]

Re: Join my crusades in Second Life! Post here when you're in SL

I searched for you but found no results. My Character is Nobar Leborski. See if you can find me.

Oh I did find you. But I was looking for Nobar Faith. I'll try now.

[Nobar King]

Re: Join my crusades in Second Life! Post here when you're in SL

I accepted your friend request, but I still didn't see you. How long do I have to leave this thing on?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Join my crusades in Second Life! Post here when you're in SL

Boy, you two really couldn't organize a peeing contest in a brewery, could you?

That's video games for you - increased hand-eye co-ordination, decreased brain-brain co-ordination. I haven't played a video game since Pac-Man and even it was too violent.

[Nobar King]

Re: Join my crusades in Second Life! Post here when you're in SL

I logged on but got bored waiting. Then I did something else.

[James Of Lusitania]

Re: Join my crusades in Second Life! Post here when you're in SL

I'll never go back to Second Life again. When I accessed it for the first time, some French homosexual named Gaston was harassing me all the time, despite my requests to stop it, and multiple reports to the administration.