I saw a gay at the tractor supply!

[Marshall]

Dear Lord in Heaven I saw a gay at the tractor supply! I was talking to Frank in the back when I saw this skinny fella walk in through receiving wearing shorts with pockets all over them and a yellow shirt with an alligator on it. He had glasses and some sort of hair cut like I've never seen. We all know what Jesus thinks of pockets so I asked him if he was lost because the fabric store was down the street and only men were allowed in back. That made everyone laugh but he gave me a look like he was making eyeballs at me so I punched him on his smart mouth and he was banned for starting a fight.

What sort of world is it when you can't even go get a gasket without being eye molested by a gay?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Hellbound fag-enablers keep asking what difference the queer deathstyle choice makes to normal people. This is what difference it makes. Wake up, America!

[Marshall]

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There are far too many gays and darkies around my town. What happened to the good old days when spooks only came out at night?

[eliot mayfield]

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I hope you were wearing gloves. You could get AIDS from that! Make sure your tetanus shots are up to date too. Maybe watch out for rabies. You never know what you could catch of a homosexual.

[Brother Temperance]

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I wonder what the alligator meant. Maybe it's some kind of queer gang sign. Like the crips and bloods with their ooga-booga bandanas but more deviant and effeminate. No good can come of it, that's for sure.

[James Hutchins]

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I know what you mean, Marshall. We have to be pre-emptive. Knock these faggots down and boot stomp them. Enough with the coddling words "Are you a Homer?". Right to business.

Don't ask, don't tell, just kick the ever living crap out of them I say!

[Professor Tyeisha X]

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Dear Lord in Heaven I saw a gay at the tractor supply! I was talking to Frank in the back when I saw this skinny fella walk in through receiving wearing shorts with pockets all over them and a yellow shirt with an alligator on it. He had glasses and some sort of hair cut like I've never seen. We all know what Jesus thinks of pockets so I asked him if he was lost because the fabric store was down the street and only men were allowed in back. That made everyone laugh but he gave me a look like he was making eyeballs at me so I punched him on his smart mouth and he was banned for starting a fight.

What sort of world is it when you can't even go get a gasket without being eye molested by a gay?

You sir, should be prosecuted for a hate crime and attempted murder! This innocent gay man was simply trying to purchase tractor parts, just like you, and you attack him in cold blood! You are intolerant and narrow-minded.

I would wager if anything, the reason you struck at him is because he was welling up unconscious homosexual thoughts in your mind. It's funny how life imitates art because I am immediately reminded of that great film American Beauty. Remember the Marine next door neighbor? That beat his kid and was a gay-hater? Deep down he had a man crush on Kevin Spacey and wanted hot gay sex action.

That is you, Marshall. A closet queer who beats innocent people because you project your own insecurities onto them. Someone like you needs to come out of the closet, both for your own mental health, and society's.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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You sir, should be prosecuted for a hate crime and attempted murder! This innocent gay man was simply trying to purchase tractor parts, just like you, and you attack him in cold blood! You are intolerant and narrow-minded.

You, "madam," should be prosecuted for a hate crime every time you post on God's favorite discussion board. We innocent True Christians™ are simply trying to share Christ's love, and you come here and vilify us. You are the intolerant and narrow-minded one.

I would wager if anything (rest of satanically inspired message snipped to protect Christian modesty)

How dare you come here and post a plot synopsis from a Hellyweird homer porn movie here on this blessed True Christian™ discussion board! I never thought that even you would stoop so low.

[InGodWeTrust]

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You sir, should be prosecuted for a hate crime

The only person who should be prosecuted for hate crimes is the gay, because he obviously hates God. He's an abomination.

Remember the Marine next door neighbor? That beat his kid and was a gay-hater? Deep down he had a man crush on Kevin Spacey and wanted hot gay sex action.

That's because the marine was an atheist. True Christians™ are not like that.

Edit: Excuse my writing mistakes, I'm multi-tasking (saving infidels on multiple forums at the same time!)

[Marshall]

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Filthy Buck porn removed

Ha ha queers don't drive tractors! They drive foreign cars and bicycles everyone knows that and I don't need some uppity negress lecturing me on what gays do. We all know what gays do and how to spot them so take your hooba jooba talk back to the inner city.
Homosexuals are abominations and should be killed. Unfortunately mans law says we can't kill them so a True Christian™ has a true duty to the Lord to rebuke then whenever they are seen. Thats what I did because, unlike yourself the heathen, I obey the Lord and do my best to not upset Him and cause Him to kill me or my kin.

It's what Jesus would do.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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This is the kind of stuff I've been talking about. Normal STRAIGHT people don't want to put up with this minority and their deathstyle choice. Just because you do something doesn't mean I need to tolerate it-- especially when you're doing it where my kids can see it. Back when I lived in Des Moines we had a gay neighbor. Of course we didn't know this or else we would have petitioned the home owners association to kick him out of his home. Anyway, one night my son Butch, who was probably about 17 back then, was robbing this guy's house for meth money and he goes in the guy's bedroom to steal the TV and he sees this guy on the bed with another guy sexually "connected" to him from behind. What kind of example is that setting? What is that saying to the American people? That your kids can no longer break into someone else's home to steal their tv to fund their meth habit without seeing two guys having anal sex?

[Johnnyboy]

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You sir, should be prosecuted for a hate crime and attempted murder! This innocent gay man was simply trying to purchase tractor parts, just like you, and you attack him in cold blood! You are intolerant and narrow-minded.

I would wager if anything, the reason you struck at him is because he was welling up unconscious homosexual thoughts in your mind. It's funny how life imitates art because I am immediately reminded of that great film American Beauty. Remember the Marine next door neighbor? That beat his kid and was a gay-hater? Deep down he had a man crush on Kevin Spacey and wanted hot gay sex action.

That is you, Marshall. A closet queer who beats innocent people because you project your own insecurities onto them. Someone like you needs to come out of the closet, both for your own mental health, and society's.

UNITED STATES MARINES ARE NOT GAY. UNITED STATES MARINES ARE NOT GAY. UNITED STATES MARINES ARE NOT GAY.

[Brother Temperance]

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That is all.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Just a few weeks ago I saw a priest at Home Depot !!

Like, there are hardly any kids there, very few bingo harlots, and no popey rings to tongue kiss!!

So what was he there for ?? A light bulb to ram up his dooker ??

[Marshall]

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When you're talking about gays and priests the sky is the limit. There is no telling what they are up to which I why I ask them forthwith. It's almost like they have no idea how disgusting they are.