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  • BACK TO SCHOOL ALERT ! Beware of Homer Teachers!

    PARENTS BEWARE !

    Homosexuals are EVERYWHERE! We were reading earlier today how a sick dyke Teacher molested children, and subjected them to lesbian rape! And this is NOT a one-off case. Yes, as we speak now, millions of sick homersexual school teachers are surfing the internet for kiddy-porn, with your own child's image planted firmly in their minds.

    Friends, this is a serious matter! I estimate around 70-85% of Secular School Teachers (Or SST's as we call them) are potential pedophiles, perverts, rapists, sex-fiends, sexual predators or homosexuals. Yes, HOMOSEXUALS! Gays who hate our God, and want to give YOUR children AIDS!

    Years ago, when I was just a little girl, child snatchers used to be a thing your School Teacher warned you about! "Take care going home, as there are homosexuals out there!" However, with the overwhelming statistics of child abuse going on between pupils and their teacher, it's very clear to me that very teacher, who warned me about child-molestors all those years ago, was probably a pedophile himself!

    Thank the Lord I wasn't one of his victims! You know, he was probably hiding in the shadows when I walked home from school late one night. Waiting to strike with his dirty syringes full of his diseased-blood, ready to inject me with AIDS! But my God guided me to my home safely. Praise Jesus!

    Parents, does YOUR child know how to identify a homer? As all good Christians know, there is evidence of a correlation between the ring finger to index finger length ration and testerone level. That’s why, typically, women’s index fingers are longer than their ring fingers, and vice-versa for men. Yes, the easiest method of identifying a possible homersexual, is by looking at his fingers!

    Please print off the handy chart below, and have your child take it to school with them. This way, they'll be able to identify a potential homosexual who may be teaching them, and report him to the proper authorities!

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    How safe are YOUR children from homosexual predators?

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    Thank you for this very informative thread Sister Rachel it could be a real life saver!

    Another way to tell if a male teacher is gay is if he wears light colored trousers or shoes or drinks out of a mug that has any sort of animal on it (it was probably a gift from his gay lover. Never, EVER touch the mug as it will be covered in the AIDS germs).
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    • #3
      Re: BACK TO SCHOOL ALERT ! Beware of Homer Teachers!

      They also usually have a recognisable voice.Like they're pretending to be a rude teenage girl.

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        Never bend over, in front of these teachers.

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          I will be printing off the finger chart so my children will have a guide and may recognize them. Is there a guide to finding Lesbian Teachers?

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            Re: BACK TO SCHOOL ALERT ! Beware of Homer Teachers!

            Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
            I will be printing off the finger chart so my children will have a guide and may recognize them. Is there a guide to finding Lesbian Teachers?
            Yes! Here's one I found on the interweb, sir. It's pretty much the opposite of the male chart. It all comes down to testerone levels. Typically fags have the same testerone levels as women, while 'beaners have the same levels as normal heterosexual men.

            I hope this helps!

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            Remember to alert your childs school authorities if you suspect any homer teaching there! That way we can catch these things early, before any child-abuse starts. Praise!

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              Another sure sign of radical queerism is if they teach history. Who wants to learn about a bunch of stuff that happened in the past, but God didn't consider important enough to be worth writing about in His Book? Heterosexuals don't, that's for sure.

              Of course, here in the UK, we've all been going to Hell in a handbag ever since the totalitarian Communist Aneurin Bevan destroyed freedom by inventing the NHS, so now virtually all teachers are either fruity queerios, or unspeakably bizarre gender-bending negros that can run really really fast. It's a sick, sad world.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                I think this speaks as more evidence of Intelligent Design. From an evolutionary standpoint, it would make no sense for homosexuals to have different finger lengths than heterosexuals. It is completely arbitrary and has nothing to do with survival. However, the finger-length can be explained in ID terms by seeing it as a tell-tale sign that God has marked homosexuals with so that us heterosexual True Christians(tm) will know they are performing abominations, no matter how secretly they do them.

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  Re: BACK TO SCHOOL ALERT ! Beware of Homer Teachers!

                  I know of gay teachers who have their ring finger longer than their index finger. It's not very accurate to use that diagram.

                  A sure way to tell if a teacher is gay, is how they place the students in the class. i.e all boys at the front, girls at the back.

                  Off-topic: What's with the "How dumb can you get" trophy I have?

                  For valiantly flaunting his or her stupidity for the world to see while ignoring the sage advice of God's elect.

                  ??????????????

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                    Re: BACK TO SCHOOL ALERT ! Beware of Homer Teachers!

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    I think this speaks as more evidence of Intelligent Design. From an evolutionary standpoint, it would make no sense for homosexuals to have different finger lengths than heterosexuals. It is completely arbitrary and has nothing to do with survival. However, the finger-length can be explained in ID terms by seeing it as a tell-tale sign that God has marked homosexuals with so that us heterosexual True Christians™ will know they are performing abominations, no matter how secretly they do them.
                    Thanks for explaining that to me, sir.

                    You know, I always thought that homers had women's testerone levels because they have something wrong with their brains. It's the brain that controls all our bodily functions and our pancreas and hormone levels and difficult stuff like that, and as homers have something wrong with their brains, I just put it down to that?

                    But it makes a LOT more sense that God marked them in some way, so that normal Christian folks, like you or I, can spot them a mile off! I love it how God does all these little things to make this World a far safer place for us True Christians. Thank you Jesus!

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                    • #11
                      Re: BACK TO SCHOOL ALERT ! Beware of Homer Teachers!

                      Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                      I know of gay teachers who have their ring finger longer than their index finger. It's not very accurate to use that diagram.


                      Off-topic: What's with the "How dumb can you get" trophy I have?


                      ??????????????
                      See the quote you just said above the "Off-Topic" part.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • #12
                        Re: BACK TO SCHOOL ALERT ! Beware of Homer Teachers!

                        Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                        Off-topic: What's with the "How dumb can you get" trophy I have?


                        ??????????????
                        I think you got that trophy for valiantly flaunting your stupidity for the world to see while ignoring the sage advice of God's elect.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #13
                          Re: BACK TO SCHOOL ALERT ! Beware of Homer Teachers!

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          I think you got that trophy for valiantly flaunting your stupidity for the world to see while ignoring the sage advice of God's elect.

                          I'm not following how I "flaunt my stupidity". I don't ever recall making an unintelligent post.

                          No one has ever given me "Sage advice" either.

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                          • #14
                            Re: BACK TO SCHOOL ALERT ! Beware of Homer Teachers!

                            Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                            I don't ever recall making an unintelligent post.
                            Maybe you should have some kind of a trophy for amnesia?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              Re: BACK TO SCHOOL ALERT ! Beware of Homer Teachers!

                              Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                              I know of gay teachers who have their ring finger longer than their index finger. It's not very accurate to use that diagram.

                              A sure way to tell if a teacher is gay, is how they place the students in the class. i.e all boys at the front, girls at the back.


                              Off-topic: What's with the "How dumb can you get" trophy I have?


                              ??????????????
                              Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                              I'm not following how I "flaunt my stupidity". I don't ever recall making an unintelligent post.

                              No one has ever given me "Sage advice" either.
                              Better go back and re-read your posts.

                              As for sage advice, every single post offered by any True Christian(tm) contains unspeakable treasure troves of Godly wisdom. Even though you're just a female, you should be able to glean more than you have so far.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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