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Satan and his gay posse are at it again! The LORD revealed this to me when I fell asleep on the toilet this morning, and once again I must alert my True Christian brothers!
A Colonoscopy is allegedly a medical procedure that allows doctors to see the lining of your colon and rectum for the purpose of spotting tumors and polyps and other things that could just as easily be cured with prayer and fasting.
Medical procedure? More like a cleverly disguised introduction to sodomy if you ask me! The devil knows that people can't be immediately plunged into the worst of sins right off the bat. That's why he lures them there step by step. The colonoscopy is no exception! If they won't go for the 14 inch purple "magnum" dildo, get them with the colonoscope! In a year, they'll be starring on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!
It gets worse though! Look what I found on WebMD when I searched for 'colonoscopy' on the Google:
I have good reason to believe that there are legions of gays out there pretending to be doctors just so they can shove a camera up your butt to take pictures for their gay porn websites! Imagine! Pictures of your very own GODly colon, now the object of lust of millions of queers across the planet!
NEVER EVER CONSENT TO A COLONOSCOPY, EVEN IF YOUR "DOCTOR" SAYS YOU NEED ONE! IT IS A TRICK TO STEAL PICTURES OF YOUR COLON FOR GAY PORNOGRAPHY WEBSITES!
Often the victims of colonoscopies are older men who aren't computer savvy and don't understand how easy it is to download videos and pictures to the internet! Don't be taken advantage of! Just like the worst of drugs, you can get one colonoscopy and then become addicted for life! This is known as sodomy-addiction, or SA for short. It can be so bad that men will schedule colonoscopies as often as once every year!
This is very urgent, and needs to get out. If you truly care for the Christian men in your life, please forward this information to them immediately!
(Also, if I weren't morally opposed to gambling, I'd bet you that within the next two years, Obama will make colonoscopies mandatory for all men over 35!)
A Colonoscopy is allegedly a medical procedure that allows doctors to see the lining of your colon and rectum for the purpose of spotting tumors and polyps and other things that could just as easily be cured with prayer and fasting.
Medical procedure? More like a cleverly disguised introduction to sodomy if you ask me! The devil knows that people can't be immediately plunged into the worst of sins right off the bat. That's why he lures them there step by step. The colonoscopy is no exception! If they won't go for the 14 inch purple "magnum" dildo, get them with the colonoscope! In a year, they'll be starring on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!
It gets worse though! Look what I found on WebMD when I searched for 'colonoscopy' on the Google:
The colonoscope is a thin, flexible tube that ranges from 48in. to 72in. long. 
A small video camera is attached to the colonoscope so that your doctor can take pictures or video of the large intestine (colon)
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A small video camera is attached to the colonoscope so that your doctor can take pictures or video of the large intestine (colon).
NEVER EVER CONSENT TO A COLONOSCOPY, EVEN IF YOUR "DOCTOR" SAYS YOU NEED ONE! IT IS A TRICK TO STEAL PICTURES OF YOUR COLON FOR GAY PORNOGRAPHY WEBSITES!
Often the victims of colonoscopies are older men who aren't computer savvy and don't understand how easy it is to download videos and pictures to the internet! Don't be taken advantage of! Just like the worst of drugs, you can get one colonoscopy and then become addicted for life! This is known as sodomy-addiction, or SA for short. It can be so bad that men will schedule colonoscopies as often as once every year!
This is very urgent, and needs to get out. If you truly care for the Christian men in your life, please forward this information to them immediately!
(Also, if I weren't morally opposed to gambling, I'd bet you that within the next two years, Obama will make colonoscopies mandatory for all men over 35!)
, but it could extend your life.
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