How to boycott AMERICAS HOMOSEXUAL GIANTS 2009

[Jeb Thurmond]

WorldNetDaily had published the latest fruit of their tireless efforts:

America's Pro-Homosexual Giants: 2010

And what a fruit it is! They have listed the 305 gayest companies in the world, allowing Patriots, and all lovers of Liberty, to boycott their products.

As any Patriot knows, the American Family Association started the extremely successful boycott of Ford because they advertise their cars in gay magazines and have a policy of not firing gay people for being gay. The boycott has been so successful, that Ford is at a "competetive disadvantage" according to USA Today:

Ford Motor, the only one of Detroit's Big 3 automakers not in bankruptcy, now could be at a competitive disadvantage

I remember once at a Ford showroom asking about my Heterosexual Discount. They said there's no such thing. Being the victim of such discrimination made my blood boil! But now it's Ford that's boiling, in the cauldron of competetive disadvantage!

Ford allows their vehicles to be used in advertisements for sodomy, and death-metal rockers Aerosmith.

The bad news is that there are now more than 300 major corporations that, like Ford, score a perfect 100 on the The Human Rights Campaign's latest Corporate Equality Index for their pro-sodomite policies.

So how does a patriot avoid unwittingly supporting one of them and thus helping to advance the radical gay agenda? You've come to the right place for advice. Here's a brief list of some of the things you can't do.

You can't fly on American Airlines or US Airways, both of which scored a perfect 100. You might also want to avoid United, Southwest, Delta, Northwest, Continental and JetBlue; all scored above 80. In fact, you can't even fly on Sarah Palin's Alaska Airlines, which no doubt will be filled with nose-rubbing gay eskimos with it's score of 100. Who can you fly? Well, you could try Nepal Airlines, the faith-based airline that sacrifices goats to appease God. Or gods, because they might be hindu, which is awefully close to sodomy. You'll arrive at your destination stinking of curry and with a case of dierrah which might leave your backside feeling as if you've been sodomized. Anyway, Nepal Airlines has only two planes, both of them made by Boeing; Boeing got a perfect 100 too. I say, if you can't afford a private jet, you're probably not needed at your destination anyway.

In case you're wondering why our soldiers have failed to pacify the Middle East according to the PNAC docrine, you can blame their equipment. Most of the major defense contractors scored very well. Honeywell, Raytheon and Northrop Grumman all scored a perfect 100. Lockheed got an 85. Who would have guessed that our supposedly good ol' red-blooded and (so we thought) straight American fighting men are using weapons that advance the gay agenda? Their policy seems to be, "don't ask, don't tell".

Shopping, being an effeminate pastime, is sodomite infested too. You can't shop at Abercrombie and Fitch, The Gap, JC Penney's, Macy's, or Nordstroms. Can't wear Levis jeans or Nike shoes. And even that staple of middle American fashion, LL Bean, scored a 79. Ah well, there's always K-Mart. And in a pinch, you can use my grandfathers "budget tuxedo" - just wear a plain white sheet - it was good enough for my grandpa, and it should be good enough for you.

You won't be going to the mall anyway since cars are pretty much out entirely. Ford, General Motors, Chrysler, Toyota, Subaru and Volkswagon all scored a FABULOUS 100. You could try Volvo, but that's a Swedish company and you know how those morally bankrupt socialist Scandinavians behave. Again, if you can't afford a helicopter, you're probably not needed there anyway.

The real trouble starts with borrowing money. I have long advocated borrowing as much money as possible and donating it to Jesus, knowing that the rapture will happen before you have to pay it back. However, Bank of America, Citigroup, Countrywide, JP Morgan Chase, Fannie Mae, Indy Mac, Washington Mutual and Wells Fargo all scored 100. Need a morally upstanding credit card? Avoid American Express, Mastercard and Visa; all got 100. Can't do Discover either, since they're owned by Morgan Stanley who got 100 as well. My advice: borrow anyway, since we are living the Final Days, with the Rapture coming soon, you'll never have to pay it back to the sodomites.

I know, all of this corporate sodomy is making you say "I need a drink". Well, be careful: Budweiser scored FABULOUS, and it's owned by socialist Belgians. Even Coors, typically a friend to conservatives, has been corrupted by the armies of sodom and scores a FABULOUS 100.

No Coke or Pepsi, they both got 100. Maxwell House, they're owned by Kraft Foods, which is also 100. General Mills is also 100. Campbell Soups, got a 95. That pretty much leaves most supermarkets as gay meet markets. Don't be shocked if your next grocery trip is done under the glare of disco balls and to the thumping of techno music. The answer is to buy raw products straight from the farm and teach your woman to actually cook for once!

The subliminal homosexual innuendo is obvious: little sphincters in every race: yellow for the "rice queens", pink twinks, and the bruise-purple of those bottoms who like it rough. Note the cherry in the logo, aimed at pedophiles who like rectal virgins. I don't even need to mention the gushing white fluid everywhere, do I?

Ironically, you can safely eat Heinz 57 sauce; despite being associated with a certain gay-loving Massachusetts liberal, they only scored a 46. But I for one would sooner eat grubs I picked out of old logs than eat Teresa Heinz Kerry's thick red discharge.

Do not fear! Moses and friends lived in the desert for 40 years on manna from God after their escape from bondage. If we show the courage to escape from the homosexual bondage of the sodomite empire, no doubt God Will Prove for us as well.

Don't worry about malnutrition, Jesus will cure all ills. He will do it alone: if you don't believe in faith healing, you'd better start, because getting health insurance without supporting those godless sodomites may prove impossible. AAA, Hartford, Metlife, Prudential, ING and Nationwide are all perfect 100s. Even the obviously misnamed American Family Insurance Group scores 100. Yes, we are going to start a copywrite lawsuit over their use the word "family".

There is no need for health insurence anyway, since a Patriot can't take any medication made by Eli Lilly, Bristol Myers Squibb, GlaxoSmithKline, Johnson and Johnson, Merck or Pfizer. Don't worry Sally, just pray a little harder and I'm sure that rash will clear up soon. And if it doesn't, take solace in the fact that you're doing the right thing. Wear it like a badge of honor for your brave and virtuous stand against immorality and inequality.

Endnote: In case you don't believe that homosexual preditors are EVERYWHERE, below is a screen-capture from the WND article. Yes, that's an actual ad for a gay cruise. On WorldNetDaily. How the founding fathers must be weeping in heaven!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Brother, that was a masterful rebuke against the fag-enablers in business. Of course, in a truly free-market economy, they would be forbidden to pander to the homers. I just wish to amplify on one point:

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Don't worry about malnutrition, Jesus will cure all ills. He will do it alone: if you don't believe in faith healing, you'd better start, because getting health insurance without supporting those godless sodomites may prove impossible. AAA, Hartford, Metlife, Prudential, ING and Nationwide are all perfect 100s. Even the obviously misnamed American Family Insurance Group scores 100. Yes, we are going to start a copywrite lawsuit over their use the word "family".

There is no need for health insurence anyway, since a Patriot can't take any medication made by Eli Lilly, Bristol Myers Squibb, GlaxoSmithKline, Johnson and Johnson, Merck or Pfizer. Don't worry Sally, just pray a little harder and I'm sure that rash will clear up soon. And if it doesn't, take solace in the fact that you're doing the right thing. Wear it like a badge of honor for your brave and virtuous stand against immorality and inequality.

It is no surprise that those companies are in bed with the lavender mafia, since their very business model is based on thumbing their noses at Almighty God:

2 Chron 16:12-13: And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease [was] exceeding [great]: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.

[Nobar King]

I'm not surprised 89. Dickstein Shapiro made the list.

[Wash O'Hanley]

You can't fly on American Airlines or US Airways, both of which scored a perfect 100. You might also want to avoid United, Southwest, Delta, Northwest, Continental and JetBlue; all scored above 80. In fact, you can't even fly on Sarah Palin's Alaska Airlines, which no doubt will be filled with nose-rubbing gay eskimos with it's score of 100. Who can you fly? Well, you could try Nepal Airlines, the faith-based airline that sacrifices goats to appease God. Or gods, because they might be hindu, which is awefully close to sodomy. You'll arrive at your destination stinking of curry and with a case of dierrah which might leave your backside feeling as if you've been sodomized. Anyway, Nepal Airlines has only two planes, both of them made by Boeing; Boeing got a perfect 100 too. I say, if you can't afford a private jet, you're probably not needed at your destination anyway.

Christians probably shouldn't leave America anyway. A lot of bad can come from going to socialist and non-Christian nations. It would be much smarter if Christians everywhere never went farther than 20 miles from the homes (or dirtfarms) in which they were born.

[Levi Jones]

American Airlines has a special site for sodomites.

www.aa.com/rainbow.

Hi! I'm George from American Airlines Rainbow TeAAm - The only LGBT Dedicated Sales Team in the industry. We want to be your airline for life so we've created a one-stop shop to fulfill all of your travel needs. Come back often for news and updates!

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[Jeb Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

Whistler's ski gay week.

I watched a documentary expose about Whistler's Gay Ski Week. "Gay Snowballing Party #12".

It was not informative at all. Two thumbs down.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

McDonalds has long been known as a queer burger joint, and must be avoided at all times.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

I'm not surprised 89. Dickstein Shapiro made the list.

Ditto "Cummins" and "Cox Enterprises". These companies practically display their sodomite pride in their own names! Disgusting.

[Virginia D. Templeton]

Let us not forget McDonalds' unrelenting support of Big Melanin, from their "I'm lovin' it" ad campaign (Negroes are notorious for dropping their g's) to this sickening site: All Coloreds, All The Time. There is blood in their burgers -- the blood of every white hymen that Negro tallywhackers have whipped to a frazzle since this ill crusade began.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton

Let us not forget McDonalds' unrelenting support of Big Melanin, from their "I'm lovin' it" ad campaign (Negroes are notorious for dropping their g's) to this sickening site: All Coloreds, All The Time. There is blood in their burgers -- the blood of every white hymen that Negro tallywhackers have whipped to a frazzle since this ill crusade began.

If McDonald's is going to promote everyone who isn't like us, I'll stick with the Baptist Burger Barn on Philemon Street.