Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

[Jonathan H. Dona]

Fellow Christians, I have lived my whole life in Utah and I have lived my whole life surrounded by some of Satan's most trusted worshippers- Mormons. Now, in my time where I have been consorting with the Mormon scum (which is not very often, I assure you), I have noticed one thing about them- their love for green Jello. I tell you, those Mormons love green Jello so much they've used it as an emblem for their own city of Sodom.



I figure they use it as a way of communicating with Satan, or that green Jello is some form of Devil-worship or something of the like. They eat it all of the time, even calling it a salad when there's nothing else in it.

I just pray to all at Landover that you don't eat green Jello. It seems that the other flavors are fine, but green Jello is a Satanist delicacy and I hope that you refrain from eating it in order to stay on the good side of the Lord. Praise Jesus and may the Mormons burn in Hell with their green Jello!

[SUV]

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Christians! Don't...eat...the...green...Jell-O!

Bless you, Brother, for this expose'.

I had been thinking along these same lines myself, but didn't know quite how to broach the subject with the Pastors and Congregation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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We need to get the word to Mother G asap. She seems to rule the roost amoung the hens around Freehold. We don't want any social gaffes at the next pig-roast.

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Honestly, green jello? Good thing I don't like jello period. Give me my grandmother's homemade banana pudding anyday. Heck, anything my grandmother makes is good. Like her spice cakes!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Honestly, green jello? Good thing I don't like jello period. Give me my grandmother's homemade banana pudding anyday. Heck, anything my grandmother makes is good. Like her spice cakes!

I have to agreee with you on that one - all Jello is nasty.

My grandmother was also a fantastic cook. She made divinity that was so light, it would almost dissolve if you breathed on it. And it was from her that I learned that a teaspoon of cinnamon added to brownie batter made the brownies extra delicious.

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Oooh I have to try that one, Dances, thanks!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Oooh I have to try that one, Dances, thanks!

My pleasure.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Mmmm....green jell-o.
The trick is making it right. You've obviously never made it right.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Mmmm....green jell-o.
The trick is making it right. You've obviously never made it right.

With the fat drippings of Christian babies? You sicken me.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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With the fat drippings of Christian babies? You sicken me.

Wow...you sicken me for even thinking of that.

[Sister Noddy]

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(quote by Sister Mary Maria)
With the fat drippings of Christian babies? You sicken me.

(quote by Joo)

Wow... you sicken me for even thinking of that.

Yeah Joo, that is pretty sickening ... ugh ... to suggest that drippings of Christian babies would be a no-no, but that the drippings of other kinds of babies would be okay ...

... other kinds ... such as ---?

Speaking of jello ... I like all flavors well enough, though it's not really my favorite dessert ... anybody remember tapioca pudding?

--- rice pudding ... yummy

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Mmmm....green jell-o.
The trick is making it right. You've obviously never made it right.

It's not the flavor that bothers me - I just don't like food that has to be chased after it's on the plate...

[Old Iron Crotch]

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With the fat drippings of Christian babies? You sicken me.

I'm fairly certain she meant with vodka - Jello shots are fun, and the only good use for Jello.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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We need to get the word to Mother G asap. She seems to rule the roost amoung the hens around Freehold. We don't want any social gaffes at the next pig-roast.

Amen Pastor. And just a gentle reminder, orange and carrot Jello is not allowed at our pot lucks or BBQ's either.

Mother G says that anything that belongs in the gargage disposal (carrot shavings) does not belong in a Jello salad or on HIS Chosen One's dinner tables.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Oh for the love of the Universe! It's just jello! I may not like it but there's nothing wrong with jello!