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    Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

    I see the forecast for "Derby Day" is thunderstorms and very bad weather. We should pray that one of God's Fingers (tornado) wipes out the Kentucky Derby and concentrates on the infield.
    The Kentucky Derby infield is Saddam and Gomorrah personified for the modern age. Let us pray God deals with them accordingly!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    I see the forecast for "Derby Day" is thunderstorms and very bad weather. We should pray that one of God's Fingers (tornado) wipes out the Kentucky Derby and concentrates on the infield.
    The Kentucky Derby infield is Saddam and Gomorrah personified for the modern age. Let us pray God deals with them accordingly!
    Really? I've never been, but I thought they went very traditional at the Derby. Ladies dressing properly, wearing beautiful hats and drinking mint juleps.
    Drama queen

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

      I have been concerned for years regarding the 'randy' dwarfs they have ride the horses. Rumors of their debaucheries following the races are legendary.

      And disturbingly, they appear to be mostly of the homer variety.
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

        Is it any coincidence that bestiality is completely legal in the state of Kentucky?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

          Great after I wagered $25,000 dollars on Mine That Bird, at 50 to 1 odds you tell me its wrong, I guess I will just give it to Jesus and ask that He forgive me.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

            I'm not sure why, but I'm joining you in prayer for whatever reason.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #7
              Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

              I'm afraid I'm going to have to post some photos from the "Sinfield" Ladies, please leave the thread now.







              A quote from the former louisville now in Hell Hunter s Thompson:
              "That whole thing will be jammed with people; fifty thousand or so, and most of them staggering drunk. It's a fantastic scene--thousands of people fainting, crying, copulating, trampling each other, and fighting with broken whiskey bottles."


              And the Homosexuals blatantly advertise!
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #8
                Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                Sweet Lord!

                I think I'd rather dine with the horses, they're better mannered and probably better house trained.
                Drama queen

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                  Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                  And the Homosexuals blatantly advertise!
                  I am glad God gave us AIDS to kill these extreme sinners.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                    Jesus is listening to us! Continue praying!
                    2010 Kentucky Derby at Risk for Severe Thunderstorms, Flooding, Tornado

                    Flooding rain, violent thunderstorms and a tornado outbreak are among the concerns AccuWeather.com meteorologists have this weekend for the Ohio and lower Mississippi valleys, including Churchill Downs and the Kentucky Derby Saturday.
                    http://www.accuweather.com/blogs/news/story/30928/2010-kentucky-derby-at-risk-fo-1.asp
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                      Shout GLORY !!!
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Is it any coincidence that bestiality is completely legal in the state of Kentucky?
                        I was not aware of this. I will pray for a tornado now! It shall hit the Kentucky Derbey, so help me God.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                          Jesus is listening to us! Continue praying!

                          http://www.accuweather.com/blogs/new...-risk-fo-1.asp

                          Praise Jesus

                          He always answers the prayers of the faithful!
                          Drama queen

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                          • #14
                            Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                            After seeing those pictures I'm doubling my prayers. Can you keep us updated with the odds?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                              404 Not Found | whas11.com
                              http://www.whas11.com/sports/derby-horse-racing/Churchill-Downs-calls-news-conference-to-discuss-emergency-Derby-weather-plan-92543099.html


                              They know God's wrath is coming!
                              Louisville, Ky. (WHAS11) - It's not been often over the years that Churchill Downs calls a news conference about the weather.

                              But that happened Friday afternoon as the track, along with local emergency authorities talked about Saturday's storm system, the heavy rain and Churchill's plan in case they need to get people out of there quickly.
                              Officials gathered to discuss options should severe weather strike Saturday while up to 100,000 people are in the infield of Churchill Downs.
                              The National Weather Service, law enforcement, the National Guard and Metrosafe officials met to discuss different emergency plans should the weather turn especially ugly.
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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