Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

In honor of Paris Hilton's conversion to Christianity (see footnote), this year the gold, silver, bronze, and first runner-up prize for the Sunday School labor-day essay contest ("How the estate tax persecutes America's hard-working heirs") will be this $270 hot pink calfskin Bible.


Don't expect to be the next First Lady of the USA without it!

(The prize for winning boys will be the usual selection of sidearms).

Footnote: Proof of Paris Hilton's conversion to Christianity:

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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That is gooooooorgeous Brother Jeb!

I want one! As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to order one for all the Ladies of Landover for Christmas presents.

No well dressed True Christian™ gal should be without one. I bet Betty Bower's already has one.

Thank you for posting it!

Sister Thumper

[Sister Noddy]

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Oooooooh that is so beautiful! I want one those pink Bibles too!

[Poison__x]

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This is pathetic. You're turning your own religion into a market? You people are...

[Sister Noddy]

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This is pathetic. You're turning your own religion into a market? You people are ...

Oh really? ... and what about that homer-pink writing of yours, Poison?

... don't think Jesus will approve, noddy

[Poison__x]

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I'm not selling my pink words And I don't care what Jesus thi... oh wait, he can't think, he's been dead for 2k years!

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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I'm not selling my pink words

Only because nobody will pay a penny for your thoughts, ever. If or when you have a thought, anyway.

And I don't care what Jesus thi... oh wait, he can't think, he's been dead for 2k years!

He was dead 3 days, not 2, and by the way 2k means 2000, which doesn't even make any sense.

You said you were here to debate us, and we let you in. Now you've betrayed your promise by explicitly stating that you don't care what we think.

If only you were in Iraq. Over here we know how to deal with people who try to sneak into the Green Zone under false premises. And this forum, friend, is GOD'S GREEN ZONE(tm)

In short: Either learn to state your case in an adult manner or get ready to be banned by the first moderator to come along.

[Poison__x]

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I meant 2000, and it makes perfect sense. And I'm sorry for sounding rude, it's just that I'm getting irritated with you, as you are probably irritated with me.

And please, don't get me started about Iraq.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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And please, don't get me started about Iraq.

Your words speak volumes, even though you are a hellbound goth and God hates you, you still support the surge and our troops. The Republican Party thanks you.

[Poison__x]

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I support our troops highly now that we're in Iraq, although it would have been better if they had not had to have gone there in the first place

[Sister Noddy]

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I support our troops highly now that we're in Iraq ...

Well gosh, finally there is some common ground we can share, so maybe it's best to stop right there ...

... hopefully, noddy

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I can't tell you how proud we are of our very own Sister Virginia Templeton and her husband, Mr. Gary Templeton, for donating the Bibles at cost plus 3% for the prizes.
Their store, Biblepalooza, has become my husband, Mr. Whitford, and my favorite Bible store in Freehold! The friendly staff is always there to greet you with a smile and some good, solid witnessing, and their prices can't be beat!

[Dale]

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PROOF that Parris has become a TRUE Christian.
Everyone knows that only God fearing True Christian believers like NASCAR.

http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/08/30/next-rejected-by-kasey-kahne-paris-hilton-sets-sights-on-denny/

[Poison__x]

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Everyone else also knows that without a doubt, NASCAR is THE MOST BORING "sport" ever.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Everyone else also knows that without a doubt, NASCAR is THE MOST BORING "sport" ever.

True Christians(tm) don't marry for excitment. We choose our mates based on useful skills: like fast driving, excellent tailgating skills, and intelligence, proven by how NASCAR drivers only mention God and praying when they win, and not when they lose.

What's your idea of a good sport, count drag-ula?