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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12911
    #1

    Equinox: A Great Moment for the Rapture?

    I've been a little nervous lately, thinking about the upcoming summer equinox. It makes me uneasy because I know the cults all become more active at this time. For example, atheists have picnics, and the wiccans--I don't even want to know what wiccans do.

    Then, a potential good of the equinox occurred to me. Would not that be a great moment for the rapture? It would be so easy, administratively so to speak, to separate the Christians from the heathens.

    God could spot immediately those caught in the act of celebrating equinox and torch them. The float-on-up program for the rest of us would be expedited.

    I don't know if this is sound theological thinking. It's just something I think would be practical.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22379
      #2
      Re: Equinox: A Great Moment for the Rapture?

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      and the wiccans--I don't even want to know what wiccans do
      Sounds like it is time for our annual witch hunt!
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • LovingChristian
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2010
          • 29
          #3
          Re: Equinox: A Great Moment for the Rapture?

          It seems to me that in his omnipotence, it doesn't matter much to God when he kills all the false-believers.

          However, since it is morally right to kill these people at any time (Dt.13:6-10), it would be a good time for a True Christian™to go out and do their thing.

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            • Master Gordon
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2010
              • 376
              #4
              Re: Equinox: A Great Moment for the Rapture?

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              I've been a little nervous lately, thinking about the upcoming summer equinox. It makes me uneasy because I know the cults all become more active at this time. For example, atheists have picnics, and the wiccans--I don't even want to know what wiccans do.

              Then, a potential good of the equinox occurred to me. Would not that be a great moment for the rapture? It would be so easy, administratively so to speak, to separate the Christians from the heathens.

              God could spot immediately those caught in the act of celebrating equinox and torch them. The float-on-up program for the rest of us would be expedited.

              I don't know if this is sound theological thinking. It's just something I think would be practical.
              You are so lucky being on the other side of the equator, we are coming up to the winter equinox. The wiccans will their bits off if they start those evil filthy rituals over here. Burn them all I say they are an abomination to the Lord.
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              Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
              so a fool returneth to his folly

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                • Firebird13
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 25
                  #5
                  Re: Equinox: A Great Moment for the Rapture?

                  Actually, we're coming up on a solstice. Not an equinox. They're quite the opposite. the Summer Solstice (commonly called Midsummer) is the longest day of the year, while the Winter Solstice (Yule) is the longest night. Just a minor correction.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Equinox: A Great Moment for the Rapture?

                      Originally posted by Firebird13 View Post
                      Actually, we're coming up on a solstice. Not an equinox. They're quite the opposite. the Summer Solstice (commonly called Midsummer) is the longest day of the year, while the Winter Solstice (Yule) is the longest night. Just a minor correction.
                      Listen witch, we're not interested in your coven's plans. This is a Christian forum.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Firebird13
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 25
                          #7
                          Re: Equinox: A Great Moment for the Rapture?

                          Not a witch. Just knowledgeable. Thought I could help clear something up.

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