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  • Toy Story 3 makes children GAY!

    Rev. Jim Osborne and I joined forces in researching the pure evil that is Toy Story 3.

    Cranky Old Man:
    Satan's minion Steve Jobs (owner of both Walt Disney Pictures and Pixar Animation Studios) created yet another product to corrupt our innocent children. Most of the movie is set in a day care center filled with children adopted by gay and lesbian couples!

    Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

    Seducing children to ignore the Holy Bible!
    True Christians™ know that the best form of entertainment for our children is Bible study! Not only does the movie itself take time away that could be spend on Bible study, it also actively promotes children playing with sodomy toys instead of reading the Bible!

    Gay gay gay!
    Disney and Pixar made sure to use only gay actors like Tom Hanks and Tim Allen to do the voices! Even the so called romance in the movie between Barbie and Ken is made entirely unbelievable by the extremely gay Ken doll. Children get a completely wrong picture of how a True Christian™ man should behave! And don't get me started on the many toys in the movie modeled after gay sex dolls!

    Approved by Satan!
    God has given Steve Jobs many clear signs to stop his evil ways, but Steve Jobs keeps doing Satan's bidding! I am certain God will run out of patience with Steve Jobs and smite him one of these days, but unfortunately in the meantime he keeps creating evil products aimed at destroying the souls of our innocent children!

    "Many toys in Toy Story 3 are modeled after gay sex dolls!"


    Rev. Jim Osborne:
    Even though I have never watched any of the actual films, I've been heightening the awareness to Christian parents everywhere about this sick and perverted series. The series revolves around two "friends"...an astronaut and a cowboy. We know from the Village People and gay subculture, that queers like to play dress-up. Obviously, this is Disney and Pixar's way of moving the gay agenda forth, down the throats of innocent children!

    Furthermore, these two toys are named "Buzz Lightyear" and "Woody". One sounds like it could be in a gay porno or a brand of vibrator, and the other is slang for an erection. Why couldn't they have called them decent names with no innuendo surrounding them? Why not "Dick Blaster" and "Harry"? Something normal like that.

    And if there's any further skepticism that these films are not the vanguard of the gay agenda's attempt to recruit children, then take a look at this screenshot...

    Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 06-30-2010, 10:17 AM.
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    Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!

    @Cranky Old Man I am so glad my father does not allow me to watch movies!
    I Jesus!

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    • #3
      Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!

      forbid those movies that allow gays

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      • #4
        Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!

        That's such a retarded idea you have there about Toy Story 3 making kids gay.
        The movie isn't out yet lol. soon but still.

        And 85% of Sweden(not sweedeland)is atheist!!
        48% of Russia is atheist!!
        65% of Japan is Atheist
        11.9% of the world is non religious
        (This can't be true --> 1/3 of the world is Christians.)

        God dammit! I thought there were gonna be atleast 60% of non religious people in the entire world! Guess i was wrong at that point

        Anyway when i was little i loved Toy Story and i still do
        BUT IM NOT GAY! explain that
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          Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!

          Originally posted by B.Y.O.B View Post
          Anyway when i was little i loved Toy Story and i still do
          BUT IM NOT GAY! explain that
          You're gay and are lying to us, that's your explanation!

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          • #6
            Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!

            I agree with you, Dirk. BYOB is taking a typically surreptitious, homersexural approach to the subject.
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              Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!

              Yet again with you peoples preoccupation with other peoples sexuality.

              A) A film is not going to change anyone's sexuality.
              b) God does not care what consenting adults do with each other.
              The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

              4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
              Followed by this piece of advice

              8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.
              Your preoccupation with peoples sexuality shows all the signs of someone that is unsure about their own, and that is not something that uncommon as we can see from these examples.
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                Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                Your preoccupation with peoples sexuality shows all the signs of someone that is unsure about their own, and that is not something that uncommon as we can see from these examples.
                Yes, it appears that you are trying to externalize the blame for your homersexurality as well.

                The way you know that Dirk and I are not homers is that we find it disgusting.
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                • #9
                  Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  Yes, it appears that you are trying to externalize the blame for your homersexurality as well.

                  The way you know that Dirk and I are not homers is that we find it disgusting.
                  You know nothing of my sexuality, and I do nothing to promote one type over the other, it is something personal to the people involved. It is not something they choose, it is not something they have been turned into by anything, let alone a film, it is who they are. But for you this seems to be a problem.

                  It comes down to that twisted knot inside you that I have spoken of before, you see people living their lives as they want to, savouring existence without harming anyone else, you and your kind are unable to do this and it eats away inside you, destroying your very being.

                  I bring you the words of The One True God, Hallowed be His Noodly Appendages, in the hope that one day you can accept them. When that day comes you will be free of that knot inside you, the bile at the very centre of your being will disperse and you will finally be able to enjoy life and who you really are.
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                    Re: Toy Story 3 makes children GAY!

                    With all due respect Mr Cranky but I was brought up with Noddy and Big Ears (Enid Blyton) allegedly being homosexual lovers but I promise you My Cranky the thought of them having sexual liaisons never entered my mind.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      Yet again with you peoples preoccupation with other peoples sexuality.
                      The Bible shows us that God is preoccupied with people's sexuality. He doesn't owe you or anyone else an explanation as to why.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        The Bible shows us that God is preoccupied with people's sexuality. He doesn't owe you or anyone else an explanation as to why.
                        Your bible shows us nothing of the true word of God, the TRUE word of GOD, Hallowed be His Noodly Appendages, shows us he does not care as long as all parties are consenting, of legal age, AND with mental maturity.

                        And HE tells us, as I have already shown you lot many times:
                        As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
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                          Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!

                          Originally posted by B.Y.O.B View Post
                          That's such a retarded idea you have there about Toy Story 3 making kids gay.
                          The movie isn't out yet lol. soon but still.

                          And 85% of Sweden(not sweedeland)is atheist!!
                          48% of Russia is atheist!!
                          65% of Japan is Atheist
                          11.9% of the world is non religious
                          (This can't be true --> 1/3 of the world is Christians.)

                          God dammit! I thought there were gonna be atleast 60% of non religious people in the entire world! Guess i was wrong at that point

                          Anyway when i was little i loved Toy Story and i still do
                          BUT IM NOT GAY! explain that
                          BYOB, you are not studying to be a CPA nor presently working for the IRS are you?
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                            Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Your bible shows us nothing of the true word of God, the TRUE word of GOD, Hallowed be His Noodly Appendages, shows us he does not care as long as all parties are consenting, of legal age, AND with mental maturity.
                            Silly macaroni worshiper, who said that the woman has to consent?

                            Exodus 21:7: And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

                            Deut. 22:28-29: If a man find a damsel [that is] a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty [shekels] of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                              Re: Toy Story 3 makes children gay!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                              Silly macaroni worshiper, who said that the woman has to consent?
                              GOD DID:
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                              4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
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