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    Brother Dirk's Anger Management Counseling

    Dear reader,

    I have made this thread because I felt it was necessary. I noticed there is a lot of anger, rage and hate on this forum. The True Christians™ are not responsible for this, but the new posters. I believe it's their Godless ways that makes them angry. Let me give you a few examples and show to you why I am making those claims.
    Here is when I start noticing that people were angry. So I kindly ask the person why he or she has that rage. That way the posters starts thinking about his vile acts. If he does not, he surely will go to hell

    Hastur for example is a person that is quit angry
     Johnx3 thinks his rage will make us think otherwise, but he's wrong.
    Plasmapuke is also agressive by nature I wonder all the posters I just mentioned are black.

    These examples show us that quit a large amount of people are angry by nature. You might wonder, what does God think of all of this?

    Psalm 37:8
    Cease from anger, and forsake wrath: fret not thyself in any wise to do evil

    Proverbs 14:7
    Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge.


    Proverbs 14:17
    He that is soon angry dealeth foolishly: and a man of wicked devices is hated.

    Proverbs 15:7
    The lips of the wise disperse knowledge: but the heart of the foolish doeth not so.

    Proverbs 29:8
    Scornful men bring a city into a snare: but wise men turn away wrath

    Colossians 3:8
    But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.

    As you have seen in the scriptures mentioned above anger and rage are not good. That's why I have started Brother Dirk's Anger Mangement Counseling. I will provide you sessions where we help to overcome your anger and learn to control is. With my counseling I offer you the oppertunity to never be angry again. This way you will always have a clear mind and be able to make the right decisions.

    Here are a few fast tips for the young and angry:
    • Breathe deep and slowly
    • Count to 30
    • Think of God
    • Read the KJV1611 out loud
    • Go away from the location you are and go to the park. It will calm you down
    • Go to the Landover Baptist Church and talk to one of our Pastor's about the situation.
    • Drink some alcohol, it will calm most people down. Preferably Scotch


    If you have more questions, please ask!
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    Re: Brother Dirk's Anger Management Counseling

    What an excellent idea Brother Dirk! We get a lot of visitors on this forum who get angry for no apparent reason.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      Re: Brother Dirk's Anger Management Counseling

      I sometimes wonder if there isn't a lot of steroid rage in the Scandinavian countries like Denmark where the World's Strongest Man always seems to come from.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        Re: Brother Dirk's Anger Management Counseling

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        I sometimes wonder if there isn't a lot of steroid rage in the Scandinavian countries like Denmark where the World's Strongest Man always seems to come from.
        Well Nobar King, since I am fully aware and have a lot knowledge regarding rage, it is safe to say it's in their culture to behave like that. Their primitive way of thinking includes raping females and hating God. They don't have a KJV1611 for sale in Denmark, I think that says it all.

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          Re: Brother Dirk's Anger Management Counseling

          Brother Dirk,

          Is your program suitable for women too?

          There have been a lot of aggro atheist dykes on here of late.

          It is great the work you are doing to help folk manage their anger.
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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            Re: Brother Dirk's Anger Management Counseling

            There are several units on anger management in the excellent Landover Ex-Negro program, might be a good idea to 'cross pollinate' the programs.

            Recall all the 'rage-o-holic' Negroes and Negresses that have successfully conquered their inner tribal and primitive impulses in the Landover program, and I bet those same techniques can help the unSaved Finlanders, Denmarkians, Swedites, and Norlings!!


            PRAISE JESUS!!





            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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              Re: Brother Dirk's Anger Management Counseling

              Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
              Brother Dirk,

              Is your program suitable for women too?

              There have been a lot of aggro atheist dykes on here of late.

              It is great the work you are doing to help folk manage their anger.
              Sister Charli,

              Yes, I do offer a program that is also suitable for woman. It's the same program actually, both males and females can participate in the same session. I offer both group and private sessions.
              Regarding the dykes who are angry, I have developed a special program for them.

              Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
              There are several units on anger management in the excellent Landover Ex-Negro program, might be a good idea to 'cross pollinate' the programs.

              Recall all the 'rage-o-holic' Negroes and Negresses that have successfully conquered their inner tribal and primitive impulses in the Landover program, and I bet those same techniques can help the unSaved Finlanders, Denmarkians, Swedites, and Norlings!!


              PRAISE JESUS!!





              Hail Brother Reb,

              Thank you for your interest. I thought about cross pollinating the programs, it would be good to combine it. However, at the moment there are some difficulties for that idea:

              1. We need to think of a good implementation of the system, since negros need special treatment. They think and act differently. I need some help from our True Christian™ scientists, since they are educated regarding the negroehood. I have not much contact with the colored folks, so I don't know how they think.
              2. I get more and more patients who need help.*
              3. In this stage, the costs are far higher then the profit. As a True Christian™ and Republican, I can't do that. I'm not a socialist.

              I hope this makes things more clear.

              *Seasonfluctuation: Peakings are mostly during the summer and winter.

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