People sometimes ask why I look at greasy dagos suspiciously and it's because the wretched country of Italy is primarily known for two iniquitous institutions: The Mafia and the Catholic Church. So, it should come as no surprise that these two organizations have a lot in common with each other, and at times overlap and work together. The Pope and the Godfather of the Mafia are essentially the same person, and the organizations they control operate similarly.



Catholics and Mafia: Both led by a rich, opulently dressed pimp whose word is final. All power is authoritative and a dictatorship. Catholics are led by the Pope which means "Father", and the Mob is led by the "Godfather".


Both the pope and the godfather demand everyone to kiss their rings, which is the ultimate sign of respect for them.


The pope and godfather both live in expansive, indulgent mansions and live the sweet life.
Other comparisons and similarities....
Known for being violent organizations that kills anybody that gets in the way of their agenda. Been known to systematically murder and torture people.
Both have an elaborate hierarchy, taking orders from the Pope/Godfather. In the cult, archbishops, bishops, priests, deacons. In the mob, capos, lieutenants, soldiers, etc.
Obsessed with rituals and symbolism. Compare communion, mass, sacraments with Mafia practice of burning images of saints, greeting others with a kiss, following the mob code.
Despite being well-known, still essentially secret societies. The Vatican's secret library, secret prophecy of Fatima, secret papal letters and correspondence, etc. are reminiscient of the inherently secretive nature of the Mafia.
Both organizations are Satanic and evil. Catholics and Mafioso will all end up in Hell regardless.
Reknown for illegal, criminal, and immoral activities. Catholics: systematic molestation of children, executing and torturing dissidents, advocating genocide and siding with the Nazis, extortion and money laundering, etc. Mafia: murder, kidnapping, loan sharking, fraud, drugs, prostitution, torture, blackmail, etc.
Catholics claim to eat/drink literal flesh and blood during communion. As evil as the Mafia are, they would never stoop to cannibalism.
Catholics eat fish on Fridays, the pope wears a "fisherman's ring", while the Mafia makes people "sleep with the fishes".
So remember, next time someone casually says "Well, I'm off to mass...", they are practically saying, "Well, I'm off to the capo's meeting. We're going to off Jimmy 'Hotshot' Mancuso." Papists and mobsters are one in the same!



Catholics and Mafia: Both led by a rich, opulently dressed pimp whose word is final. All power is authoritative and a dictatorship. Catholics are led by the Pope which means "Father", and the Mob is led by the "Godfather".


Both the pope and the godfather demand everyone to kiss their rings, which is the ultimate sign of respect for them.


The pope and godfather both live in expansive, indulgent mansions and live the sweet life.
Other comparisons and similarities....
Known for being violent organizations that kills anybody that gets in the way of their agenda. Been known to systematically murder and torture people.
Both have an elaborate hierarchy, taking orders from the Pope/Godfather. In the cult, archbishops, bishops, priests, deacons. In the mob, capos, lieutenants, soldiers, etc.
Obsessed with rituals and symbolism. Compare communion, mass, sacraments with Mafia practice of burning images of saints, greeting others with a kiss, following the mob code.
Despite being well-known, still essentially secret societies. The Vatican's secret library, secret prophecy of Fatima, secret papal letters and correspondence, etc. are reminiscient of the inherently secretive nature of the Mafia.
Both organizations are Satanic and evil. Catholics and Mafioso will all end up in Hell regardless.
Reknown for illegal, criminal, and immoral activities. Catholics: systematic molestation of children, executing and torturing dissidents, advocating genocide and siding with the Nazis, extortion and money laundering, etc. Mafia: murder, kidnapping, loan sharking, fraud, drugs, prostitution, torture, blackmail, etc.
Catholics claim to eat/drink literal flesh and blood during communion. As evil as the Mafia are, they would never stoop to cannibalism.
Catholics eat fish on Fridays, the pope wears a "fisherman's ring", while the Mafia makes people "sleep with the fishes".
So remember, next time someone casually says "Well, I'm off to mass...", they are practically saying, "Well, I'm off to the capo's meeting. We're going to off Jimmy 'Hotshot' Mancuso." Papists and mobsters are one in the same!


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