Christian Side Hug Rap

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

This rap video shows that some Christians are teaching their youngsters the Truth©, that hugging is a form of sodomy and is forbidden by God's Law©.

Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire. (italics mine)

So, parents, make sure that you never hug your kids, or you are committing pedophilia! Hugging is just a way for harlots to seduce unsuspecting men by giving them a cheap thrill.

Of course, I had no idea that people rubbed genitals when they hugged, because I have always used the more appropriate "side hug", which these hip young Christians explain in the video.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Women who hug men are just asking to get raped. That is the classic rape position. All he has to do then is go to the ground.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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>humming<

"I'm a rough rider, filled with Christ's love, gimme that Christian side hug, that Christian side hug"

Was that Eminem in the background?

[BelieverInGod]

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Isn't Christian rap way worse than Christian rock?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Isn't Christian rap way worse than Christian rock?

Rap is just the primitive music that negros make, when they are trying to imitate the white man. In this case, it is being used to preach Christ's Truth(c) to the lowest common denominator (black people). How else are we going to reach murderous savages from lawless ghettos where everyone is high on crack? We have to keep negros from rubbing genitals with our children somehow!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I was humming along with this catchy tune today, and Rosa asked me, "Meester Reverend, what you say?"

"I was kinda singing the lyrics to this song. Here, I'll play it for you." I had saved the video for my youth pastor to share with the teens this weekend.

She listened. "That's what I think they say! 'I'm a Rough Rider, feelt with Christ's love.' Meester Reverend, you not know what is a Rough Rider?"

"I figured it was some kind of pathetic gangbanger-wannabe posing, but didn't see it as distracting much from the Godly message. Why?"

She told me to Google it. I was shocked.



"I'm a Rough Rider, filled with Christ's love," indeed! They don't want a Christian Side Hug, they're after a Sodomite Butt Snuggle! To think, I almost handed this perversity off to a group of impressionable teenagers. Imagine the ideas it could have put into their innocent little minds!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Reverend Rodimer, I wonder if you've come across any more information about this trend. I think the Christian Side Hug is sweeping the nation!

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I think this wonderful group has single-handedly reclaimed "rough rider" for the glory of God just like the Christian church has reclaimed the rainbow from the so-called "gay" agenda for the glory of God!

Oh how exciting to see moral affection in our youth again!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Reverend Rodimer, I wonder if you've come across any more information about this trend. I think the Christian Side Hug is sweeping the nation!

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I think this wonderful group has single-handedly reclaimed "rough rider" for the glory of God just like the Christian church has reclaimed the rainbow from the so-called "gay" agenda for the glory of God!

Oh how exciting to see moral affection in our youth again!

As a matter of fact, Sister, I was just reading an article following up on the Christian Side Hug movement!

Yes, it was roughly three years ago when the Christian Side Hug emerged and took the entire nation by storm (at least in my estimation) and informed us all about the dangers of front hugging and kissing that is plaguing all of our young culture warriors across the country, male and female alike. How is today’s Christian teen going to fight the onslaught of sexual depravity that is held under his or her nose on a daily basis through the Satanic forces of basic bodily contact? Who knew that the modern secular hug, placed the genitals in such proximity, that you’re in danger of becoming a full-fledged sexual deviant?

Yes, Sister, people are STILL side-hugging and chatting about side-hugs!