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On June 22nd, 2003, a think-tank I co-founded, The Bush Youth, published the following article. Though it got hardly any mainstream publication, it made it into the Republican Party's email and blast-fax networks, thus making it one of the most influential articles of the year. Today private security contractors are the backbone of the Crusade in Iraq, and we can thank these 9 paragraphs:
WMD search hampered by unpatriotic, sissy soldiers
Privatization the only solution to low productivity
By Bob Davidson
Bush Youth Foreign Correspondant
BAGHDAD -- a U.S. military in dire need of privatization and infested by "don't ask don't tell" homosexuals is responsible for the failure to find weapons of mass destruction or Al Queda supporters. US soldiers, like all public sector workers, are overpaid, lazy, and sissified, needing the shock therapy of the private sector to disipline them.
Most disturbing are the unpatrotic statements made by these limb-wristed nancies. As quoted in the Washinton Post: "What are we getting into here?" asked a sergeant with the U.S. Army's 4th Infantry Division who is stationed near Baqubah, a city 30 miles northeast of Baghdad. "The war is supposed to be over, but every day we hear of another soldier getting killed. Is it worth it? Saddam isn't in power anymore. The locals want us to leave. Why are we still here?"
Another reason for the failure to find WMD is illegals in the armed forces. Many troops spend more time taking siestas and listening to Ricky Martin than smoking out evildoers. "I don't know why they're keeping us around here," said Cpl. Anthony Arteaga, 25, of Hammond, La., who is assigned to the 588th Engineer Battalion. "We're not peacekeepers. We're heavy-combat engineers." The Bush Youth is already organizing a boycott of the entire Artega family, which will make the campaign to remove the Dixie Chicks from the airwaves look minor in comparism.
"When the battalion first arrived in Baqubah in late April, "every single person was waving at us," said 2nd Lt. Skip Boston, 24, of Marshalltown, Iowa. Now, he said, "they just stare."
"A man told me the other day that we've been here for two months and nothing's changed..."" Updates on the Bush Youth boycott of Marshalltown Iowa will be posted soon.
Military engineers recently cleared garbage from a field in Fallujah, resurfaced it with dirt and put up goal posts to create an instant soccer field.
Soldiers are evil repeating unpatriotic liberalmedia propaganda: A day later, the goal posts were stolen and all the dirt had been scraped from the field. Garbage began to pile up again. "Is this animosity, crime or both? What kind of people loot dirt?" said Capt. Allen Vaught, from the 490th Civil Affairs Battalion. Of course the dirt was not "looted", it is just more Iraqis celebrating the downfall of Saddam. Some of them loot palaces to redistribute wealth, or improvise fireworks displays by burning museams and libraries, and some redistribute dirt. Obviously it was Saddam's dirt.
At a checkpoint on the outskirts of Baghdad set up to search for illegal weapons, a soldier sweating in the 110-degree heat told a reporter, "Tell President Bush to bring us home."
We should bring them home all right - home to Guantanamo Bay!
# posted by the Bush Youth : Sunday, June 22, 2003. One God, One America, One Leader!
WMD search hampered by unpatriotic, sissy soldiers
Privatization the only solution to low productivity
By Bob Davidson
Bush Youth Foreign Correspondant
BAGHDAD -- a U.S. military in dire need of privatization and infested by "don't ask don't tell" homosexuals is responsible for the failure to find weapons of mass destruction or Al Queda supporters. US soldiers, like all public sector workers, are overpaid, lazy, and sissified, needing the shock therapy of the private sector to disipline them.
Most disturbing are the unpatrotic statements made by these limb-wristed nancies. As quoted in the Washinton Post: "What are we getting into here?" asked a sergeant with the U.S. Army's 4th Infantry Division who is stationed near Baqubah, a city 30 miles northeast of Baghdad. "The war is supposed to be over, but every day we hear of another soldier getting killed. Is it worth it? Saddam isn't in power anymore. The locals want us to leave. Why are we still here?"
Another reason for the failure to find WMD is illegals in the armed forces. Many troops spend more time taking siestas and listening to Ricky Martin than smoking out evildoers. "I don't know why they're keeping us around here," said Cpl. Anthony Arteaga, 25, of Hammond, La., who is assigned to the 588th Engineer Battalion. "We're not peacekeepers. We're heavy-combat engineers." The Bush Youth is already organizing a boycott of the entire Artega family, which will make the campaign to remove the Dixie Chicks from the airwaves look minor in comparism.
"When the battalion first arrived in Baqubah in late April, "every single person was waving at us," said 2nd Lt. Skip Boston, 24, of Marshalltown, Iowa. Now, he said, "they just stare."
"A man told me the other day that we've been here for two months and nothing's changed..."" Updates on the Bush Youth boycott of Marshalltown Iowa will be posted soon.
Military engineers recently cleared garbage from a field in Fallujah, resurfaced it with dirt and put up goal posts to create an instant soccer field.
Soldiers are evil repeating unpatriotic liberalmedia propaganda: A day later, the goal posts were stolen and all the dirt had been scraped from the field. Garbage began to pile up again. "Is this animosity, crime or both? What kind of people loot dirt?" said Capt. Allen Vaught, from the 490th Civil Affairs Battalion. Of course the dirt was not "looted", it is just more Iraqis celebrating the downfall of Saddam. Some of them loot palaces to redistribute wealth, or improvise fireworks displays by burning museams and libraries, and some redistribute dirt. Obviously it was Saddam's dirt.
At a checkpoint on the outskirts of Baghdad set up to search for illegal weapons, a soldier sweating in the 110-degree heat told a reporter, "Tell President Bush to bring us home."
We should bring them home all right - home to Guantanamo Bay!
# posted by the Bush Youth : Sunday, June 22, 2003. One God, One America, One Leader!
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