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Default Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-18-2010, 01:42 AM

Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

I recently realized that the simple program put together by the founders of Alcoholics Anonymous many years ago (to pull drunks out of the gutter), is essentially what worked for me when I left the wicked depravity of homosexuality over twenty years ago.

Slight changes have been made to these steps in order to specifically address gays and include appropriate Scripture as a witnessing tool for the fag that will take the first step and admit that he has a problem.

If only a loving Christian had approached me with such a clear path out of my reprehensible sin and despair, I might have been saved years earlier, praise Jesus!

1.) Admit you are powerless over the gayness – that your life has become unmanageable.

Hebrews 11:37 “They were stoned, they were sawn asunder, were tempted, were slain with the sword: they wandered about in sheepskins and goatskins; being destitute, afflicted, tormented;”

Most queers are in denial of what a mess they have made of their lives in their choice to be gay. In the early days of the sin, some will delude themselves that they are in control because they still have money and employment. But homelessness, destitution, affliction and torment ultimately await all that persist in the sin of sodomy. There is simply no future in being a homosexual.

2.) Come to believe that a Power greater than yourself can make you a normal person again.

Job 33:12 “Behold, in this thou art not just: I will answer thee, that God is greater than man.”

Homosexuals are always atheist as well. It is difficult for the gay to grasp the concept that they were created by a greater power and that He did not intend for us to spend our days coupled to strange men in public restrooms. There is more to life than the pleasure of prostate stimulation and there IS a higher power in God. Praise Him!

3.) Make a decision to turn your will and life over to the care of God.

2 Chronicles 7:14 “If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.”

This is where the rubber starts to meet the road. The first two steps, however important, are conscious thought processes in realizing that you are an abomination and that there is a God. Now you must let God start calling the shots in your life and let Him lead you rather than your genitals and wicked lust.

4.) Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of all your filthy sins.

Psalm 139:1 “O lord, thou hast searched me, and known me.”
2 “Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.”
3 “Thou compassest my path and my lying down, and art acquainted with all my ways.”

Be honest, as we see in Scripture that God already knows the extent of your filthy character. Inventory all the sins that are associated with your being queer. Hating God, soliciting straight friends, exposing your self in public, theft to support the narcotic addictions that go with being a homo, etc. Don’t make any excuses for your debauchery.

5.) Admit to God, yourself and to other human beings the exact nature of your wrongs.

Job 17:1 “My breath is corrupt, my days are extinct, the graves are ready for me.”

This is what God is expecting. No half-hearted apologies for “liking men”, but a blunt admission that you are a foul and corrupt abomination deserving of death. You must also admit to family and friends that you have been a despicable sodomite, fortunate and thankful to still be among the living.

6.) Be entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

Acts 8:22 “Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee.”

By this step, you realize just what scum you are, and are preparing to remove the faggotry from your life for good. You are going to ask God to forever eliminate the wicked desire to savage rectums and exchange bodily fluids with other sinful men. It all ends now, praise God!

7.) Humbly ask Him to remove the queerness.

Luke 11:2 “And he said unto them, When ye pray, say, Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, as in heaven, so in earth.”
3 “Give us day by day our daily bread.”
4 “And forgive us our sins; for we also forgive every one that is indebted to us. And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil.”

Praise Jesus Christ! If you have been honest with yourself and God, the gay is gone! May God now begin the healing process of the body you have so abused and violated. And may the warmth of Jesus be in your soul as you return to society as a normal person.

8.) Make a list of all persons you have harmed, and become willing to make amends to them all.

Jeremiah 7:5 “For if ye throughly amend your ways and your doings; if ye throughly execute judgment between a man and his neighbour;”

God has forgiven you for being a sissyfag, but it wasn’t just Jesus that you spat upon when you were a practicing homosexual. Now you must make a list of all that you offended as a gay and be willing to make amends for your behavior. Gays repulse all normal people and are especially offensive to the True Christians™ they persecute in hatred. Expect writer’s cramp.

9.) Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

Numbers 5:7 “Then they shall confess their sin which they have done: and he shall recompense his trespass with the principal thereof, and add unto it the fifth part thereof, and give it unto him against whom he hath trespassed.”

As a recently cured ex-gay, you are likely homeless and currently have no means to properly compensate those you have trespassed against. At the very least, seek gainful employment and make pledges to those you owe. Begin with your parents, whose hearts you surely broke the day you told them you were a queer.

10.) Continue to take personal inventory and when you are wrong, promptly admit it.

Job 6:24 “Teach me, and I will hold my tongue: and cause me to understand wherein I have erred.”

You no longer spend your waking moments lusting after the groins and backsides of other men. Life is now worth living and every day brings more hope and promise. But you are young in your walk with Christ and your euphoria of leaving filthy gay sex behind can be dangerous without constant prayer. You were wrong when you first fumbled with a man’s trousers and can still err in many ways.

11.) Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with God, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

Psalm 63:1 “O God, thou art my God; early will I seek thee: my soul thirsteth for thee, my flesh longeth for thee in a dry and thirsty land, where no water is;”
2 “To see thy power and thy glory, so as I have seen thee in the sanctuary.”

Remember Step 1 and praise our Lord every day. Without His help, you would be colostomized and in a care home slowly dying of the AIDS, at public expense. It’s only fair that you spend considerable time giving thanks to the one that could have smitten you outright if He didn’t love you so much.

12.) Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, carry this message to other sodomites.

Hebrews 1:14 “Are they not all ministering spirits, sent forth to minister for them who shall be heirs of salvation?”

With the grace of Jesus Christ, I am no longer a homo. Twenty years of my life were lost to Satan as I freely offered my body to other men that would do with me as they pleased. Like a large inflatable ball tossed from row to row at a ball game, so was my gay promiscuity in fag theaters, truck stops and public parks.

Praise Jesus that He saved me from death! May all repentant queers extend this message of Salvation®.

In Christ


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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-18-2010, 01:47 AM

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Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

I recently realized that the simple program put together by the founders of Alcoholics Anonymous many years ago (to pull drunks out of the gutter), is essentially what worked for me when I left the wicked depravity of homosexuality over twenty years ago.

Slight changes have been made to these steps in order to specifically address gays and include appropriate Scripture as a witnessing tool for the fag that will take the first step and admit that he has a problem.

If only a loving Christian had approached me with such a clear path out of my reprehensible sin and despair, I might have been saved years earlier, praise Jesus!

1.) Admit you are powerless over the gayness – that your life has become unmanageable.

Hebrews 11:37 “They were stoned, they were sawn asunder, were tempted, were slain with the sword: they wandered about in sheepskins and goatskins; being destitute, afflicted, tormented;”

Most queers are in denial of what a mess they have made of their lives in their choice to be gay. In the early days of the sin, some will delude themselves that they are in control because they still have money and employment. But homelessness, destitution, affliction and torment ultimately await all that persist in the sin of sodomy. There is simply no future in being a homosexual.

2.) Come to believe that a Power greater than yourself can make you a normal person again.

Job 33:12 “Behold, in this thou art not just: I will answer thee, that God is greater than man.”

Homosexuals are always atheist as well. It is difficult for the gay to grasp the concept that they were created by a greater power and that He did not intend for us to spend our days coupled to strange men in public restrooms. There is more to life than the pleasure of prostate stimulation and there IS a higher power in God. Praise Him!

3.) Make a decision to turn your will and life over to the care of God.

2 Chronicles 7:14 “If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.”

This is where the rubber starts to meet the road. The first two steps, however important, are conscious thought processes in realizing that you are an abomination and that there is a God. Now you must let God start calling the shots in your life and let Him lead you rather than your genitals and wicked lust.

4.) Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of all your filthy sins.

Psalm 139:1 “O lord, thou hast searched me, and known me.”
2 “Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.”
3 “Thou compassest my path and my lying down, and art acquainted with all my ways.”

Be honest, as we see in Scripture that God already knows the extent of your filthy character. Inventory all the sins that are associated with your being queer. Hating God, soliciting straight friends, exposing your self in public, theft to support the narcotic addictions that go with being a homo, etc. Don’t make any excuses for your debauchery.

5.) Admit to God, yourself and to other human beings the exact nature of your wrongs.

Job 17:1 “My breath is corrupt, my days are extinct, the graves are ready for me.”

This is what God is expecting. No half-hearted apologies for “liking men”, but a blunt admission that you are a foul and corrupt abomination deserving of death. You must also admit to family and friends that you have been a despicable sodomite, fortunate and thankful to still be among the living.

6.) Be entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

Acts 8:22 “Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee.”

By this step, you realize just what scum you are, and are preparing to remove the faggotry from your life for good. You are going to ask God to forever eliminate the wicked desire to savage rectums and exchange bodily fluids with other sinful men. It all ends now, praise God!

7.) Humbly ask Him to remove the queerness.

Luke 11:2 “And he said unto them, When ye pray, say, Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, as in heaven, so in earth.”
3 “Give us day by day our daily bread.”
4 “And forgive us our sins; for we also forgive every one that is indebted to us. And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil.”

Praise Jesus Christ! If you have been honest with yourself and God, the gay is gone! May God now begin the healing process of the body you have so abused and violated. And may the warmth of Jesus be in your soul as you return to society as a normal person.

8.) Make a list of all persons you have harmed, and become willing to make amends to them all.

Jeremiah 7:5 “For if ye throughly amend your ways and your doings; if ye throughly execute judgment between a man and his neighbour;”

God has forgiven you for being a sissyfag, but it wasn’t just Jesus that you spat upon when you were a practicing homosexual. Now you must make a list of all that you offended as a gay and be willing to make amends for your behavior. Gays repulse all normal people and are especially offensive to the True Christians™ they persecute in hatred. Expect writer’s cramp.

9.) Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

Numbers 5:7 “Then they shall confess their sin which they have done: and he shall recompense his trespass with the principal thereof, and add unto it the fifth part thereof, and give it unto him against whom he hath trespassed.”

As a recently cured ex-gay, you are likely homeless and currently have no means to properly compensate those you have trespassed against. At the very least, seek gainful employment and make pledges to those you owe. Begin with your parents, whose hearts you surely broke the day you told them you were a queer.

10.) Continue to take personal inventory and when you are wrong, promptly admit it.

Job 6:24 “Teach me, and I will hold my tongue: and cause me to understand wherein I have erred.”

You no longer spend your waking moments lusting after the groins and backsides of other men. Life is now worth living and every day brings more hope and promise. But you are young in your walk with Christ and your euphoria of leaving filthy gay sex behind can be dangerous without constant prayer. You were wrong when you first fumbled with a man’s trousers and can still err in many ways.

11.) Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with God, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

Psalm 63:1 “O God, thou art my God; early will I seek thee: my soul thirsteth for thee, my flesh longeth for thee in a dry and thirsty land, where no water is;”
2 “To see thy power and thy glory, so as I have seen thee in the sanctuary.”

Remember Step 1 and praise our Lord every day. Without His help, you would be colostomized and in a care home slowly dying of the AIDS, at public expense. It’s only fair that you spend considerable time giving thanks to the one that could have smitten you outright if He didn’t love you so much.

12.) Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, carry this message to other sodomites.

Hebrews 1:14 “Are they not all ministering spirits, sent forth to minister for them who shall be heirs of salvation?”

With the grace of Jesus Christ, I am no longer a homo. Twenty years of my life were lost to Satan as I freely offered my body to other men that would do with me as they pleased. Like a large inflatable ball tossed from row to row at a ball game, so was my gay promiscuity in fag theaters, truck stops and public parks.

Praise Jesus that He saved me from death! May all repentant queers extend this message of Salvation®.

In Christ
Well said! I bet you will save lots of people with this program! Perhaps you should send an invitation to a certain someone's daughter to join your program. Perhaps she still has a chance.



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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-18-2010, 02:06 AM

Brother, it warms my heart to see how you've adapted the twelve-step program for alcoholics to combat a much more horrifying and dangerous deathstyle choice; filthy male-on-male sodomy.

"I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance." Luke 15:7

Satan led you to choose homersexuality in the first place, but it is through the Lord that you can use your experience of the filthy deathstyle to lead sinners towards Salvation©. Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-18-2010, 03:33 AM

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Brother, it warms my heart to see how you've adapted the twelve-step program for alcoholics to combat a much more horrifying and dangerous deathstyle choice; filthy male-on-male sodomy.

"I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance." Luke 15:7

Satan led you to choose homersexuality in the first place, but it is through the Lord that you can use your experience of the filthy deathstyle to lead sinners towards Salvation©. Praise Jesus!
Praise Christ Sister!

May all homosexuals be saved with our work.

In Christ!


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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-21-2010, 12:29 AM

Feedback from a saved queer! Praise Jesus Christ!

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I am writing to thank you and Jesus Christ for saving my life!

I became a gay at the age of 16 when a good pal and I went to see the movie “Tootsie”. We were young, naďve and impressionable, thinking it looked funny and harmless. We could not have been more wrong.

I know you are a busy man and won’t bother you with all the details. In short, this “film” of the gay agenda promoting transsexual sodomy ruined my life for nearly thirty years.

Broke, homeless and with severe abdominal pain, I finally went to the free clinic to see a doctor. He examined me and advised that if I didn’t quit the gay immediately, I would need a rectosigmoidectomy. Everything below my colon was in danger of prolapsing due to the violent daily trauma I was inflicting on myself in filthy gay sex, always seeking a more “filling” experience.

Discouraged and nearly suicidal, this kind man referred me to your 12 Step program and by the grace of God, I am on step 12, saving other gays that I would have solicited in my past life! My body is healing, praise Jesus Christ.

Thank you so much and may God bless you,

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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-27-2010, 12:29 AM

Another email from a wretched gay trying to escape the hopelessness and misery of homosexuality, praise Jesus Christ!

Warning: Graphic. I only post to deter and save heathens that would choose to be a queer and suffer similar humiliation as a consequence.


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Recovering at home from rectal surgery, I am beginning your 12–Step program the hospital chaplain recommended. As you are an ex-homosexual, I ask for your thoughts and prayers as I attempt to leave the emotional, spiritual and physical train wreck of being a gay man behind me.

I don’t know just when I made the choice to be gay, but it was early in life and all I have ever known; the overwhelming and constant lust for other men. I cannot fathom the number of partners I’ve had as a gay (consenting or otherwise) and am not proud of what I have become. I guess we are just like alcoholics in that we need to hit rock bottom before we can change and I finally landed in the gutter last week.

As an ex-gay, I’m sure you understand the many daily rectal cravings that occupy our consciousness. Everything else must be postponed until we have been satisfied, however temporary. Alone at home in the evening, and with none of my hundreds of partners available for a date I was becoming desperate. Smoking the homosexual drug marijuana only fueled my lust for sodomy.

When the base of the Mrs. Buttersworth syrup bottle disappeared inside me, I knew I had gone too far this time, pleasure or no pleasure. Panic set in when I realized I could not dislodge. I somehow got some sleep thinking I could expel in the morning with a bowel movement, but to no avail.

In tears of shame and unable to drive due to the discomfort, I called a taxi to get to the hospital, thinking what I could possibly say to the doctor as I lay prone in the backseat. No chance I could lie and say that I slipped in the shower this time. It was time to tell the truth for once in my life.

When they wheeled me into the ER and the physician asked me why I was there I simply said, “I am a very sick gay man. Please help me?” I recall nothing after that as they prepared me for surgery and extracted what I had defiled myself with.

I WANT to change and am reading my bible as I go through your wise steps. Please pray for my success. Should I fail at this critical point in my life, I will be left with no choice but surgical closure of my anus and a lifetime with a colostomy bag.

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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-27-2010, 01:00 AM

Would the Mrs. Butterworths bottle be available?

I am sure Brother Porter would be able to use that to great effect in his ministrations to other gays desirous of being ex-gayful.


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Would the Mrs. Butterworths bottle be available?

I am sure Brother Porter would be able to use that to great effect in his ministrations to other gays desirous of being ex-gayful.
Brother Griner,

There was a time in my life when these bottles were always within my grasp, along with traffic cones and bowling pins.

But as a True Christian™ man of God now, I need to stay steadfast in my walk and avoid these sinful reminders of when I was a fag and hated Jesus.

I hope you can understand.

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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-27-2010, 01:27 AM

Oh.

Too soon.


I understand.




Thank you and God bless!


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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-27-2010, 02:06 AM

So you took the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous, crossed out the word Alcoholics and wrote in Homos? Great work there...

Ah, I don't blame you. There's a ton of AA variants, and they're usually very Christian-based.
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So you took the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous, crossed out the word Alcoholics and wrote in Homos? Great work there...

Ah, I don't blame you. There's a ton of AA variants, and they're usually very Christian-based.
I'm trying to save queers from certain hell. Are you an alcoholic homosexual in denial of your perversions?

This thread is to help fags out of their sin. If you offer nothing positive in Christian witnessing, please stay out of my thread.

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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-27-2010, 02:47 AM

What a wonderful twelve steps! I really enjoyed the bible passages that come along with it, it really helps me understand it completely. I will refer all queers to this thread.

Joyfully yours, Janine Walker

By the way, I have a feeling Sappin is a homer.. might want to stay away from him to avoid AIDS.
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What a wonderful twelve steps! I really enjoyed the bible passages that come along with it, it really helps me understand it completely. I will refer all queers to this thread.

Joyfully yours, Janine Walker

By the way, I have a feeling Sappin is a homer.. might want to stay away from him to avoid AIDS.
Praise God Janine!

I've been a gay and it was the low point of my life. Chasing rectums rather than praising Jesus Christ. If only there was a way to apologize to our Savior.

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Brother Porter, I printed out your 12 step program, Sister Lycia and I are going to Homer bars this week where we will be handing them out. You have no idea how many damn queers there are in The Keys.
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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-27-2010, 09:55 PM

6 years ago I purchased a nice beach front estate in the Keys. I don't get here that much, except for a few months in the winter. Today I saw something absolutely horrendous, a Homersexural parade. There where thousands of them. All standing in a row, tall ones, short ones , fat ones and skinny ones. They even have a damn map showing their night clubs,gay Key West map. It seems that I can do two things, one move or two ask all of our Pastors and Reverends to come here and fight for Jesus. Well I am fond of my home, so Pastor Ezekiel, Levi and Rev Jim are you up for the challenge? Help me save my home. All expenses are on me, I can have my private jet in Freehold in 3 hours flat.
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Let's see...January in Iowa or Key West? I think I'll take Key West.

It'll be great just us guys together, alone in your vacation home, enjoying intimate Christian fellowship and helping put a stop to the homosexual menace which is sweeping our nation.



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It'll be great just us guys together, alone in your vacation home, enjoying intimate Christian fellowship and helping put a stop to the homosexual menace which is sweeping our nation.
I knew I could count on you. Tell ya what I will send my jet up on Friday to pick you and the other Pastors up. I have plenty of room. Sister Lycia is staying with me, so I will have her fly up on Friday. Just let her know if there is any special dietary needs.
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Let's see...January in Iowa or Key West? I think I'll take Key West.

It'll be great just us guys together, alone in your vacation home, enjoying intimate Christian fellowship and helping put a stop to the homosexual menace which is sweeping our nation.
Don't worry, I can make myself scarce, Reverend.

I know you Godly men will be very busy witnessing to sodomites and discussing the best ways to go about doing so. I can appreciate that the last thing you'll want to do during that is babysitting some empty-headed female.

Brother Dewitt mentioned there might be some special dietary needs for the flight. Don't worry, it will be stocked with a few bottles of Dalmore 62.


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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 12-29-2010, 06:36 AM

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So you took the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous, crossed out the word Alcoholics and wrote in Homos? Great work there...

Ah, I don't blame you. There's a ton of AA variants, and they're usually very Christian-based.
Could that be because AA is a Christian religious organization?
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6 years ago I purchased a nice beach front estate in the Keys. I don't get here that much, except for a few months in the winter. Today I saw something absolutely horrendous, a Homersexural parade. There where thousands of them. All standing in a row, tall ones, short ones , fat ones and skinny ones. They even have a damn map showing their night clubs,gay Key West map. It seems that I can do two things, one move or two ask all of our Pastors and Reverends to come here and fight for Jesus. Well I am fond of my home, so Pastor Ezekiel, Levi and Rev Jim are you up for the challenge? Help me save my home. All expenses are on me, I can have my private jet in Freehold in 3 hours flat.
Brother James, if that jet happens to swing by way of Indianapolis (or the regional airport closer to North Salem), I'd be happy to lend a hand to your ministry!


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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 01-08-2011, 10:11 AM

Sorry, I'm a lesbian and i don't see myself leaving my partner anytime soon.

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