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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by JeebusLuvver69 View Post
    Ok. what? why? homosexuality is not something that is bad, homosexuality is ok! if a guy wants to love a guy, then a guy can love a guy, if a girl wants to love a girl, then a girl can love a girl!!!
    This isn't love, dear. This is Satan using the genitalia of willful dupes to spread lies and sin through the sweaty, stinky union of body parts that were meant to stay at least six feet away from each other.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    Originally posted by Iplaytf2 View Post
    Let them have the parade [I stopped reading there]
    A parade is necessarily a public spectacle, unless they all live in a castle or have a ranch somewhere. That means people will see them. And let's face it, they're rather difficult to miss. They want me to accommodate their attitudes, not just for an hour or when I went to buy something where they were displaying themselves, accidently, not knowing they'd be there, but for a whole month!

    In return are they willing to accommodate my attitudes and preferences? No. Jesus understood this, using the example of prayer. "Do it at home," was His advice. And so I don't pray in public places. These creatures on the other hand exhibit their preferences like wrecking balls. Brightly luminous, iridescently fluorescent wrecking balls with tinsel and that shiny stuff, sure, but flailing around as though they'd come off their chains and struck magnetic turbulence whether I want to see it or not.

    It's all one way. Glitter it up at home. By denying God on this topic, the stage is set for claiming other revelations to be false or even that they're not revelations at all.

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  • handmaiden
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    Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    Originally posted by Iplaytf2 View Post
    Let them have the parade you stupid ***vulgar reference to the last part of the digestive tract removed***. I am bisexual and I hope God punishes your ***synonym of donkey removed***.
    How about that!? You got tough with a grown man. Color me impressed, (with pastels, at least.)


    Of course, you're getting worked up over a post that is about a thousand years old, (I exaggerate, of course.) You still haven't made any attempt to argue from the Bible, though, which is our gold standard around here.


    Instead, you've stooped to vulgarity and insults. But that's the standard we have come to expect from those who insist that they have read the Bible, but lack the courage to discuss it with our learned scholars here.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    Originally posted by Iplaytf2 View Post
    Let them have the parade you stupid ***vulgar reference to the last part of the digestive tract removed***. I am bisexual and I hope God punishes your ***synonym of donkey removed***.
    I'm beginning to suspect someone may have told a tiny little fib about their age when they registered here.

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  • Iplaytf2
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    Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    6 years ago I purchased a nice beach front estate in the Keys. I don't get here that much, except for a few months in the winter. Today I saw something absolutely horrendous, a Homersexural parade. There where thousands of them. All standing in a row, tall ones, short ones , fat ones and skinny ones. They even have a damn map showing their night clubs,gay Key West map. It seems that I can do two things, one move or two ask all of our Pastors and Reverends to come here and fight for Jesus. Well I am fond of my home, so Pastor Ezekiel, Levi and Rev Jim are you up for the challenge? Help me save my home. All expenses are on me, I can have my private jet in Freehold in 3 hours flat.
    Let them have the parade you stupid ***vulgar reference to the last part of the digestive tract removed***. I am bisexual and I hope God punishes your ***synonym of donkey removed***.

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    Originally posted by JeebusLuvver69 View Post
    Ok. what? why? homosexuality is not something that is bad, homosexuality is ok! if a guy wants to love a guy, then a guy can love a guy, if a girl wants to love a girl, then a girl can love a girl!!!
    Of course they can. It's called Free Will. However, God will hate them for it:

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

    YOUR THE BAD PEOPLE HERE! FORCING PEOPLE TO COMPRESS THEY'RE REAL FEELINGS! MAKING THEM FOLLOW THE RULES OF SOME OVER-THE-TOP BOOK THAT FALSEFULLY CLAIMS THAT THE CREATION OF THE UNIVERSE WAS BY SOME GUY WITH A BEARD IN THE SKY WHO CAN DO WHATEVER THE F*CK HE WANTS!!! YOU'RE ALL RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FREAKS WHO LIVE BY A BOOK WRITTEN BY SOME MAN WHO PROBABLY WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS! FRANKLY, I AM A PERSON OF GOD, BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT SOME OF THIS IS WAY TOO FAR!!!
    I'm confused. How can you believe in God and at the same time think that the only source of our knowledge about Him - the Holy Bible - is false?

    IF YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE, YOU GO AHEAD AND CLAIM THE CREATORS ARE SATANISTS, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THOSE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE OF GOD?
    The Bible is the Word of God. Those who follow it 100% are Godly. Those who don't are going to Hell. Period.

    NOT EVERYTHING THAT YOU DON'T LIKE IS A CREATION OF SATAN! AND SOMETIMES, YOU JUST HAVE TO LET PEOPLE BE THEMSELVES
    Of course we let people to be themselves, honey! If they chose to go to Hell, that's their problem, not ours!

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    Originally posted by JeebusLuvver69 View Post
    I AM A PERSON OF GOD, BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT SOME OF THIS IS WAY TOO FAR!!!
    Which statements made by God do you disagree with particularly?

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  • Oliver Brendan Hayve
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    Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    Originally posted by JeebusLuvver69 View Post
    I AM A PERSON OF GOD
    How do you know that you genuinely are a person of God and don't just think you are, and how do you know what God thinks about anything? The Landover Baptists believe what they believe about God and their relationship with God because they believe in the Bible, which you don't. What's your source of information?

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  • handmaiden
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    Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    Originally posted by JeebusLuvver69 View Post
    Ok. what? why? homosexuality is not something that is bad, homosexuality is ok! if a guy wants to love a guy, then a guy can love a guy, if a girl wants to love a girl, then a girl can love a girl!!!
    YOUR THE BAD PEOPLE HERE! FORCING PEOPLE TO COMPRESS THEY'RE REAL FEELINGS! MAKING THEM FOLLOW THE RULES OF SOME OVER-THE-TOP BOOK THAT FALSEFULLY CLAIMS THAT THE CREATION OF THE UNIVERSE WAS BY SOME GUY WITH A BEARD IN THE SKY WHO CAN DO WHATEVER THE F*CK HE WANTS!!! YOU'RE ALL RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FREAKS WHO LIVE BY A BOOK WRITTEN BY SOME MAN WHO PROBABLY WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS! FRANKLY, I AM A PERSON OF GOD, BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT SOME OF THIS IS WAY TOO FAR!!! IF YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE, YOU GO AHEAD AND CLAIM THE CREATORS ARE SATANISTS, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THOSE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE OF GOD? NOT EVERYTHING THAT YOU DON'T LIKE IS A CREATION OF SATAN! AND SOMETIMES, YOU JUST HAVE TO LET PEOPLE BE THEMSELVES
    Shout all you want, but we take repose and comfort in the words of the actual Bible:


    Psalm 18:35
    Thou hast also given me the shield of thy salvation: and thy right hand hath holden me up, and thy gentleness hath made me great.

    Furthermore, unless you were born in The Year of Our Lord, 1969, I fear that you username smacks of unnatural behavior. Does that, indeed, reflect the manner in which you "luv Jeebus"?


    I will pray for you.


    Soft-spokenly Yours,
    Handmaiden


    Proverbs 15:1
    A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.

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  • JeebusLuvver69
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    Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

    I recently realized that the simple program put together by the founders of Alcoholics Anonymous many years ago (to pull drunks out of the gutter), is essentially what worked for me when I left the wicked depravity of homosexuality over twenty years ago.

    Slight changes have been made to these steps in order to specifically address gays and include appropriate Scripture as a witnessing tool for the fag that will take the first step and admit that he has a problem.

    If only a loving Christian had approached me with such a clear path out of my reprehensible sin and despair, I might have been saved years earlier, praise Jesus!

    1.) Admit you are powerless over the gayness – that your life has become unmanageable.

    Hebrews 11:37 “They were stoned, they were sawn asunder, were tempted, were slain with the sword: they wandered about in sheepskins and goatskins; being destitute, afflicted, tormented;”

    Most queers are in denial of what a mess they have made of their lives in their choice to be gay. In the early days of the sin, some will delude themselves that they are in control because they still have money and employment. But homelessness, destitution, affliction and torment ultimately await all that persist in the sin of sodomy. There is simply no future in being a homosexual.

    2.) Come to believe that a Power greater than yourself can make you a normal person again.

    Job 33:12 “Behold, in this thou art not just: I will answer thee, that God is greater than man.”

    Homosexuals are always atheist as well. It is difficult for the gay to grasp the concept that they were created by a greater power and that He did not intend for us to spend our days coupled to strange men in public restrooms. There is more to life than the pleasure of prostate stimulation and there IS a higher power in God. Praise Him!

    3.) Make a decision to turn your will and life over to the care of God.

    2 Chronicles 7:14 “If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.”

    This is where the rubber starts to meet the road. The first two steps, however important, are conscious thought processes in realizing that you are an abomination and that there is a God. Now you must let God start calling the shots in your life and let Him lead you rather than your genitals and wicked lust.

    4.) Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of all your filthy sins.

    Psalm 139:1 “O lord, thou hast searched me, and known me.”
    2 “Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.”
    3 “Thou compassest my path and my lying down, and art acquainted with all my ways.”

    Be honest, as we see in Scripture that God already knows the extent of your filthy character. Inventory all the sins that are associated with your being queer. Hating God, soliciting straight friends, exposing your self in public, theft to support the narcotic addictions that go with being a homo, etc. Don’t make any excuses for your debauchery.

    5.) Admit to God, yourself and to other human beings the exact nature of your wrongs.

    Job 17:1 “My breath is corrupt, my days are extinct, the graves are ready for me.”

    This is what God is expecting. No half-hearted apologies for “liking men”, but a blunt admission that you are a foul and corrupt abomination deserving of death. You must also admit to family and friends that you have been a despicable sodomite, fortunate and thankful to still be among the living.

    6.) Be entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

    Acts 8:22 “Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee.”

    By this step, you realize just what scum you are, and are preparing to remove the faggotry from your life for good. You are going to ask God to forever eliminate the wicked desire to savage rectums and exchange bodily fluids with other sinful men. It all ends now, praise God!

    7.) Humbly ask Him to remove the queerness.

    Luke 11:2 “And he said unto them, When ye pray, say, Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, as in heaven, so in earth.”
    3 “Give us day by day our daily bread.”
    4 “And forgive us our sins; for we also forgive every one that is indebted to us. And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil.”

    Praise Jesus Christ! If you have been honest with yourself and God, the gay is gone! May God now begin the healing process of the body you have so abused and violated. And may the warmth of Jesus be in your soul as you return to society as a normal person.

    8.) Make a list of all persons you have harmed, and become willing to make amends to them all.

    Jeremiah 7:5 “For if ye throughly amend your ways and your doings; if ye throughly execute judgment between a man and his neighbour;”

    God has forgiven you for being a sissyfag, but it wasn’t just Jesus that you spat upon when you were a practicing homosexual. Now you must make a list of all that you offended as a gay and be willing to make amends for your behavior. Gays repulse all normal people and are especially offensive to the True Christians™ they persecute in hatred. Expect writer’s cramp.

    9.) Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

    Numbers 5:7 “Then they shall confess their sin which they have done: and he shall recompense his trespass with the principal thereof, and add unto it the fifth part thereof, and give it unto him against whom he hath trespassed.”

    As a recently cured ex-gay, you are likely homeless and currently have no means to properly compensate those you have trespassed against. At the very least, seek gainful employment and make pledges to those you owe. Begin with your parents, whose hearts you surely broke the day you told them you were a queer.

    10.) Continue to take personal inventory and when you are wrong, promptly admit it.

    Job 6:24 “Teach me, and I will hold my tongue: and cause me to understand wherein I have erred.”

    You no longer spend your waking moments lusting after the groins and backsides of other men. Life is now worth living and every day brings more hope and promise. But you are young in your walk with Christ and your euphoria of leaving filthy gay sex behind can be dangerous without constant prayer. You were wrong when you first fumbled with a man’s trousers and can still err in many ways.

    11.) Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with God, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

    Psalm 63:1 “O God, thou art my God; early will I seek thee: my soul thirsteth for thee, my flesh longeth for thee in a dry and thirsty land, where no water is;”
    2 “To see thy power and thy glory, so as I have seen thee in the sanctuary.”

    Remember Step 1 and praise our Lord every day. Without His help, you would be colostomized and in a care home slowly dying of the AIDS, at public expense. It’s only fair that you spend considerable time giving thanks to the one that could have smitten you outright if He didn’t love you so much.

    12.) Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, carry this message to other sodomites.

    Hebrews 1:14 “Are they not all ministering spirits, sent forth to minister for them who shall be heirs of salvation?”

    With the grace of Jesus Christ, I am no longer a homo. Twenty years of my life were lost to Satan as I freely offered my body to other men that would do with me as they pleased. Like a large inflatable ball tossed from row to row at a ball game, so was my gay promiscuity in fag theaters, truck stops and public parks.

    Praise Jesus that He saved me from death! May all repentant queers extend this message of Salvation®.

    In Christ
    Ok. what? why? homosexuality is not something that is bad, homosexuality is ok! if a guy wants to love a guy, then a guy can love a guy, if a girl wants to love a girl, then a girl can love a girl!!!
    YOUR THE BAD PEOPLE HERE! FORCING PEOPLE TO COMPRESS THEY'RE REAL FEELINGS! MAKING THEM FOLLOW THE RULES OF SOME OVER-THE-TOP BOOK THAT FALSEFULLY CLAIMS THAT THE CREATION OF THE UNIVERSE WAS BY SOME GUY WITH A BEARD IN THE SKY WHO CAN DO WHATEVER THE F*CK HE WANTS!!! YOU'RE ALL RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FREAKS WHO LIVE BY A BOOK WRITTEN BY SOME MAN WHO PROBABLY WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS! FRANKLY, I AM A PERSON OF GOD, BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT SOME OF THIS IS WAY TOO FAR!!! IF YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE, YOU GO AHEAD AND CLAIM THE CREATORS ARE SATANISTS, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THOSE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE OF GOD? NOT EVERYTHING THAT YOU DON'T LIKE IS A CREATION OF SATAN! AND SOMETIMES, YOU JUST HAVE TO LET PEOPLE BE THEMSELVES

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    Another year without rectums, other than my own (and using it as God intended). It's an important milestone for me, my Brothers.

    As you know, my gayness cost me everything. My home, my job, my happiness. I was a homeless felon and a registered sex offender, all because I could not control my urges to mount strangers and violently sodomize men I did not know. It's what being queer is all about.

    Acts 2:38 "Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost."


    In Christ

    SHOUT




    With anything is possible.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    I don't think it's a good idea to use the word "pound" in a thread about homosexshuality.

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  • LoudAndQueer
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    Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    Oh, thank you for informing me. I'll make sure to tag correctly next time.

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  • Russell Holbeck
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    Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

    Originally posted by LoudAndQueer View Post
    Oh, wow! I'll look into using this helpful information for sure... NOT! #QueerAndProud
    Hello LoudAndQueer.

    You can not use the pound sign here to tag things you have to use a tag but I do not think you can add a tag so I added RUGMUNCHER to this one for you since you are a girl sodomite.

    Thank you.

    Rusty

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  • LoudAndQueer
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    Oh, wow! I'll look into using this helpful information for sure... NOT! #QueerAndProud

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