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Hello all! Obviously I'm new here and just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Joel and I enjoy bicycles.
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Hello Joel. You can call me 'Enoch on a chair'.
What is your favorite verse in the KJV? Are you married? How many soldiers for Christ have you fathered? What is your favorite pie? Does your wife make it as well as your mother? -
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Hello Joel on a Bike.Originally posted by Joel On a Bike View Post
This is a loving, Godly oasis in the ocean of filth known as the internet.
Unfortunately, some of that filth does make it to this fine forum; people such as myself, unworthy of THE LORD.
Most are bitter about going to Hell, and lash out with vitriol. Others like me are lapdogs, eager for any Godly reward they may earn through slavering devotion.
Do not be swayed by lies and obfuscation, including my drivel. Only trust a merciful True Christian™ member or Pastor.The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Hello Joel, Welcome to GOD's favourite forum.
How can you read a Bible on a bike? The pages would keep blowing around and frankly it would be very dangerous. I suggest buying a car so you can drive around and read the KJV simultaneously.6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.Comment
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Lamentations 3:1I Am the man that hath seene affliction by the rod of his WRATH. Yours in Christ, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
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what are you some sort of faggit?Originally posted by Cursed View Post
we speak AMERICAN on these here forums, speak it or leave.
Jesus himself reads these forums you know.
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
WHITE AND PROUD
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America is a country not a language....Originally posted by Hank View Postwhat are you some sort of faggit?
we speak AMERICAN on these here forums, speak it or leave.
Jesus himself reads these forums you know.
Par conséquent, vous êtes un crétin
see that is a language just like english
No one speaks "american"
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Wrong. American is a development of a language originally known as Anglo-Saxon, later known as Anglisc or Englisc among other names. Its origins in Northern Germany saw it develop into 2 distinct varieties which separated somwhat into English and Scots (or Scots). It has since split again intoOriginally posted by azzamatt View PostAmerica is a country not a language....
Par conséquent, vous êtes un crétin
see that is a language just like English
No one speaks "American"
American, Australian and Kiwish (although many linguists prefer to see the latter as a sub-special dialect of Australian). 'Sedifrikin' is not considered as more than a dialect of English, however.
The consideration of American as a language is beyond all doubt, in much the same way as Breton v Cornish, Czech v Slovak, Irish Gaelic v Scottish Gaelic, Danish v Norwegian to name but a few.
Mutual intelligibility is no measure of languagehood as can be seen among the Romance languages. One could never argue that Italian is a dialect of Spanish.
That's just plain stupid.
(Your welcome, McUinnean, God's Resident Linguist, educating the ignorant masses for Jesus.
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Lamentations 3:1I Am the man that hath seene affliction by the rod of his WRATH. Yours in Christ, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE: THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE: A description to end myths it is English. - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
THE POINTLESSNESS OF ATHEISM: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
MINOR 'DISABILITIES': Is DYSLEXIA a curse from God or is it CURABLE? - The Landover Baptist Church ForumsComment
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Point very well takenOriginally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View PostWrong. American is a development of a language originally known as Anglo-Saxon, later known as Anglisc or Englisc among other names. Its origins in Northern Germany saw it develop into 2 distinct varieties which separated somwhat into English and Scots (or Scots). It has since split again into
American, Australian and Kiwish (although many linguists prefer to see the latter as a sub-special dialect of Australian). 'Sedifrikin' is not considered as more than a dialect of English, however.
The consideration of American as a language is beyond all doubt, in much the same way as Breton v Cornish, Czech v Slovak, Irish Gaelic v Scottish Gaelic, Danish v Norwegian to name but a few.
Mutual intelligibility is no measure of languagehood as can be seen among the Romance languages. One could never argue that Italian is a dialect of Spanish.
That's just plain stupid.
(Your welcome, McUinnean, God's Resident Linguist, educating the ignorant masses for Jesus.)
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Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
WHITE AND PROUD
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iPod. I'm new school. Is that frowned upon?Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View PostHello Joel, Welcome to GOD's favourite forum.
How can you read a Bible on a bike? The pages would keep blowing around and frankly it would be very dangerous. I suggest buying a car so you can drive around and read the KJV simultaneously.Comment
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God Himself has said in the good book to be as "Wise as serpents and gentle as doves". We use the devils own weapon against himself by using the internet to spread His Word.Originally posted by Joel On a Bike View Post
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
WHITE AND PROUD
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Hank,
Im sorry as well
Hope to be forgiven
Also that was French not Spanish Jim OsbournComment
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Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
WHITE AND PROUD
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We know. YOu might also wish to sorrify yourself for suggesting he was a Greek from Crete.Originally posted by azzamatt View PostLamentations 3:1I Am the man that hath seene affliction by the rod of his WRATH. Yours in Christ, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE: THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE: A description to end myths it is English. - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
THE POINTLESSNESS OF ATHEISM: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
MINOR 'DISABILITIES': Is DYSLEXIA a curse from God or is it CURABLE? - The Landover Baptist Church ForumsComment
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