The Landover Baptist Church
Like us or burn

Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > False Religions and Cults

False Religions and Cults Catholics, Wiccans, Lutherans, Satanists, Mormons, and more!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 01-20-2011, 02:13 PM
Lost Sheep McUinnean's Avatar
Lost Sheep McUinnean Lost Sheep McUinnean is offline
Linguistics and Translation Consultant
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Ex-Masturbator True Christian™ Friend of Jesus Real American™ Saved 1 Year Ready for the Rapture Flat Earth Bronze Tither Christian Love Heaven Bound Punched the most queers Tell her once One Year/1000 posts TC Bravery The Lord’s Witness Wound Bronze Tither Pro-Life Porn Resistant Persecuted ex-sheep-shagger 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: LBC Language Lab
Posts: 2,193
Lost Sheep McUinnean is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Lost Sheep McUinnean is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Lost Sheep McUinnean is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Lost Sheep McUinnean is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Lost Sheep McUinnean is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Lost Sheep McUinnean is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Lost Sheep McUinnean is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Lost Sheep McUinnean is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Lost Sheep McUinnean is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Lost Sheep McUinnean is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Lost Sheep McUinnean is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

My wife popped the question. She wondered why there were actually a growing number of atheists in the world. I corrected her, pointing out that in actual fact logic (God's) would dictate that all atheists eventually see the despairingly utter complete pointlessness of existence with no goals, no objective, no meaning, no purpose-filled void of a life and usually commit suicide. Those brave enough anyway. The rest would kill themselves in other ways, drugs, alcohol, adventure sports.

Unlike True Christians who have full complete lives full of love and fulfillment, they are sad empty creatures with nothing to live for. They all look for ways to end it all sooner rather than later. It makes sense.

We come from nothing, we go to nothing, so what's the point of all the inbetweenness? Ipso facto ergo Goodbye cruel world is the way it works I told her.

I'd like an atheist to give their viewpoint if we have any of those sad lonely absurdly angry creatures online who're always lurking.

What's the point of your sad miserable little lives?
And how do you plan to top yourselves once and for all?


Thanks in advance, McUinnean
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 01-20-2011, 11:07 PM
WinnerNotSinner's Avatar
WinnerNotSinner WinnerNotSinner is offline
Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ Heaven Bound 1st Year Bible College Ex-Masturbator True Christian™ 2nd Year Bible College Friend of Jesus Punched the most queers True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Tell her once The Lord’s Witness Wound Bronze Tither 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Persecuted Porn Resistant True Republican 

Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing, Freehold, Iowa.
Posts: 948
WinnerNotSinner is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WinnerNotSinner is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WinnerNotSinner is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WinnerNotSinner is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WinnerNotSinner is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WinnerNotSinner is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WinnerNotSinner is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WinnerNotSinner is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WinnerNotSinner is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WinnerNotSinner is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.WinnerNotSinner is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

Sometimes I start to feel sorry for atheists, but then I remember they have free will and have chosen to WASTE their lives.

I wont be able to hear their cries for forgiveness from Heaven, Praise!
__________________
A woman came up to me the other day, 20/1/2012 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 01-20-2011, 11:14 PM
Bobby-Joe's Avatar
Bobby-Joe Bobby-Joe is offline
Landover Security Superviser
Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
 

One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years True Heterosexual™ True Christian Provider™ award 2008 Witch Hunt Award Real American™ Ex-Mary Worshipper The Lord’s Witness Wound Tagging for Jesus Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Punched the most queers Ex-Masturbator True Christian Justice of the Peace Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Home Schooled Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Super Soaker Baptism Award Tell her once Silver Tither Gunfest '07 Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
Posts: 18,571
Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

I don't get why it isn't legal sport to torment atheists? What other purpose do they server, besides signing up to be Nazi stormtroopers or Inquisitors?

Seriously, what kind of woman would love a sick monster like and atheist?
__________________

Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

Hot Must ReadThreads!


Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 01-20-2011, 11:17 PM
Wash O'Hanley's Avatar
Wash O'Hanley Wash O'Hanley is offline
Debate Moderator (and participant)
Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
Louder Than Reason
 

True Christian™ Saved 1 Year Fairest and most balanced broadcaster Saved 5 Years Real American™ Gold Tither Publisher's Choice TC Bravery Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Persecuted Pro-Life True Republican 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 2,141
Wash O'Hanley will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wash O'Hanley will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wash O'Hanley will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wash O'Hanley will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wash O'Hanley will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wash O'Hanley will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wash O'Hanley will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wash O'Hanley will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wash O'Hanley will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wash O'Hanley will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wash O'Hanley will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

The only thing atheists live for is to turn our children gay or go on a shooting rampage in a Toys R Us and blame it on Sarah Palin.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 01-20-2011, 11:27 PM
jennabenna's Avatar
jennabenna jennabenna is offline
Unsaved trash, nigra witch lesbian
 

Uppity Woman/Enabler Negroe Poster Thieving Nigra Bleeding heart liebral Homer Caution - Poster is on Drugs Perv Evilution Cancer on Society 

Join Date: May 2010
Location: Paris
Posts: 265
jennabenna is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.jennabenna is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.jennabenna is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.jennabenna is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.jennabenna is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.jennabenna is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.jennabenna is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.jennabenna is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.jennabenna is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.jennabenna is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.jennabenna is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

There's an interesting youtube video called "Atheist life vs. Religious life". While you may not like or agree with anything it says, it does have some very interesting points. I think you should watch it.
__________________
If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 01-20-2011, 11:33 PM
Bobby-Joe's Avatar
Bobby-Joe Bobby-Joe is offline
Landover Security Superviser
Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
 

One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years True Heterosexual™ True Christian Provider™ award 2008 Witch Hunt Award Real American™ Ex-Mary Worshipper The Lord’s Witness Wound Tagging for Jesus Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Punched the most queers Ex-Masturbator True Christian Justice of the Peace Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Home Schooled Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Super Soaker Baptism Award Tell her once Silver Tither Gunfest '07 Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
Posts: 18,571
Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
The only thing atheists live for is to turn our children gay or go on a shooting rampage in a Toys R Us and blame it on Sarah Palin.
So true Wash. We all were horrified about your story of the twenty something atheists who would grease himself up and go around a ski resort offering to give women mansled rides down the mountain.

Quote:
Originally Posted by jennabenna View Post
There's an interesting youtube video called "Atheist life vs. Religious life". While you may not like or agree with anything it says, it does have some very interesting points. I think you should watch it.
How can we trust an atheist to find out what their lives are like. We TRUE Christins™ all ready know atheists are willing to pretend to believe in God just to make a joke.
__________________

Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

Hot Must ReadThreads!


Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 01-20-2011, 11:36 PM
SUV's Avatar
SUV SUV is offline
True Christian™ Princess
The Driving Force behind RA12
Have at it, anytime!

Long service medal, 1st class One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Ribfest '08 True Christian™ Saved 5 Years Saved 10 Years Best Pie True Christian Lady Real American™ Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient Born again virgin Persecuted Christian Love Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork True Republican Princess 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: At the Gift Exchange Counter
Posts: 11,026
SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

They are pitiful "people" aren't they? Always need their atheism to hide behind, just like a small Child needs a lollipop
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 01-21-2011, 11:45 AM
Louise1987 Louise1987 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 22
Louise1987 is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

Hello

1) Lost Sheep: You and I were in another discussion somewhere else on this site, but I think I've been banned or something, because it won't let me reply. I don't even think I wrote anything terrible, except for not being completely agreeing with the rest of you, which I don't percieve as bad.


No, to point 2)

I happen to be an atheist. I can explain what we think, if you like. Personally I am an agnostic atheist, meaning I believe in god when I see undisputable proof of god's existence. Currently religion is subjecte and a feeling and those who doesn't feel religious aren't, obiously

Atheists aren't worse than muslims or christians. There are many of each behind bars. Take catholism who has done much harm to children.

I think we can all agree that is terrible.

To explain why I'M an atheist I will give you an example.

When you look at a rainbow and see the beauty in it... it's undeniable. It's beautiful. I, as an atheist, wondered (and I hope most people wonder) how the rainbow function.

Splitting the rainbow apart doesn't make it ugly. I can be very poetic about it, as a whole, but when I "split it up" to find out what makes a rainbow and disovered light. I found out how light travels through space, how it makes our sky blue due to molecules and how, when it hits the rainbows, it splits the light into different colours, like you can prove with a prism if you hold it up to the light.

To me, religion couldn't explain how a rainbow function, the beuty of it. Saying "God did it" wasn't enough. I wanted to understand.

Whether god exists or not I would still want to know how it functions.

If god could be proved I would still wonder how a rainbow functions, how he made it. Like a car. Cars are designed by humans, but some people still want to know the details.

And flowers... most flowers have scents or shapes that attracts bees and other insects to help spread the pollen. Isn't the wonderful?

You may say God did it, but I STILL adore knowing how it works.

As with crime. Atheists are not worse than religious people.

Just because I'm an atheist doesn't mean I don't have moral. I don't kill people or hurt other people. I don't see the productivity in being cruel, really I don't.

All of my friends are atheist and I read the notorious Pharyngula blog everyday. Despite it, none of us feel the urge to harm other people.

I've helped a lot of people, too, who were hurt. Being an atheist doesn't mean we just ignore accidents.

We have exactly the same morals as religious, you, do, the reason behind the just differ. You get yours from the bible, possibly, we get ours from what is logical.

Killing is illogical. Thieving is stupid. Being cruel to others is stupid. Hurting children is stupid, animals, whatever.


So we might hide behind our atheism, but we could say the same to you. You pray, but without proven effect. Why pray and not just be active. Give money or something.

If I lay in a hospital bed I'd rather have the doctor operate on me than pray for me.

And no, we don't pretend to believe in God. My father once said to me, that it's better to believe, just in case.

But if I ever stood in front of God, I will rather be truthful than lie. I'd rather admit I didn't see his wisdom than pretend I saw it, just in case he existed.

Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 01-21-2011, 11:57 AM
Crazy Maniac Crazy Maniac is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 12
Crazy Maniac is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

Louise: I've read your post, and I totally agree with you. I couldn't have described it better myself.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 01-21-2011, 12:38 PM
SUV's Avatar
SUV SUV is offline
True Christian™ Princess
The Driving Force behind RA12
Have at it, anytime!

Long service medal, 1st class One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Ribfest '08 True Christian™ Saved 5 Years Saved 10 Years Best Pie True Christian Lady Real American™ Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient Born again virgin Persecuted Christian Love Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork True Republican Princess 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: At the Gift Exchange Counter
Posts: 11,026
SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Louise1987 View Post
I think I've been banned or something,
Oh hush, Sis. You are simply "Unsaved Trash, Under Investigation." Happens to the Best of us at the start.

However, I stopped reading the rest of your mournful missive when I saw you proclaim yourself athian, and very early on. Because you non-Believers Know NOTHING and don't want to Know Nothing! They don't even want to Know, in the Biblical or any other sense,
The Christ Himself!

Hard to fathom, isn't it?

So! Don't you think it's time to find yourself a better Religion? After all, as George Bush I said, athians aren't really American Citizens! This IS "One Nation, Under God!"

Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 01-21-2011, 12:52 PM
Crazy Maniac Crazy Maniac is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 12
Crazy Maniac is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

Quote:
Originally Posted by SUV View Post
Oh hush, Sis. You are simply "Unsaved Trash, Under Investigation." Happens to the Best of us at the start.

However, I stopped reading the rest of your mournful missive when I saw you proclaim yourself athian, and very early on. Because you non-Believers Know NOTHING and don't want to Know Nothing! They don't even want to Know, in the Biblical or any other sense,
The Christ Himself!

Hard to fathom, isn't it?

So! Don't you think it's time to find yourself a better Religion? After all, as George Bush I said, athians aren't really American Citizens! This IS "One Nation, Under God!"

Luckily I'm not in that "One nation, under god (small g yep)".
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 01-21-2011, 02:08 PM
SUV's Avatar
SUV SUV is offline
True Christian™ Princess
The Driving Force behind RA12
Have at it, anytime!

Long service medal, 1st class One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Ribfest '08 True Christian™ Saved 5 Years Saved 10 Years Best Pie True Christian Lady Real American™ Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient Born again virgin Persecuted Christian Love Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork True Republican Princess 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: At the Gift Exchange Counter
Posts: 11,026
SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy Maniac View Post
Luckily I'm not in that "One nation, under god (small g yep)".
See, Grammar skills go Straight down to Satan when you

Pastor will most Certainly not approve!

Prepare yourself for one great big spanking, young Man or woMan! (you and Pastor )
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 01-21-2011, 04:18 PM
Louise1987 Louise1987 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 22
Louise1987 is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

SUV

How can you even comment when you haven't read what I wrote? If you stopped at atheist you've read one line.

I read ALL yours, despite not agreeing with you. If you wish to comment, how about you read what I wrote first?

And sweetheart, you mentioned George W. Bush, but honey, even *I* know that the US constitution talks about the right to free speech and religious freedom. That means believing in Islam, Christinanity, Norse Gods and whatever.

So next time, how about your give your neighbours of different religion a hug of welcome, because no where does it say that the US is founded under Christiniaty.

And YES, I do want to know, why do you think I am here? I am here to LEARN. I wonder about things, how stuff works, and so I figure it out instead of blaming it on God and accepting that without further information.

Do you give charity to organisations you haven't looked into? How do you know they use your money well? Here in DK we had some issues a couple of years ago and so now, and all I know, we check carefully the organisations before making a decision.

How about YOU look around you instead of just picking the religion closest to you?

You want to be religious, fine by me. But have you checked other religions to see if any of them suited you better or did you just mindlessly choose the one you were brought up with?




I gues this is all pretty pointless to write as you probably only read the title SUV

LOL
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 01-21-2011, 04:24 PM
Louise1987 Louise1987 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 22
Louise1987 is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

*like* Crazy Maniac

Where you from? you can have my e-mail

*** removed e-mail address ***

I trust no one to spam it, as this is a religious place (Ha-ha)

Last edited by Felicity; 01-21-2011 at 04:48 PM. Reason: removed e-mail address
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 01-21-2011, 05:07 PM
Louise1987 Louise1987 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 22
Louise1987 is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

Apparently I cannot "Reply" to private messages.

I'd like to point out I didn't add my mail for dating, but more as a "we have a common idea, I'd like to talk more about it". And since I can't mail through THIS place, because I've yet to be varified, I added my mail, so this is actually your own fault.

Let me reply to mail and send mails and I shan't add my mail anywhere...
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 01-21-2011, 06:13 PM
SUV's Avatar
SUV SUV is offline
True Christian™ Princess
The Driving Force behind RA12
Have at it, anytime!

Long service medal, 1st class One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Ribfest '08 True Christian™ Saved 5 Years Saved 10 Years Best Pie True Christian Lady Real American™ Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient Born again virgin Persecuted Christian Love Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork True Republican Princess 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: At the Gift Exchange Counter
Posts: 11,026
SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Louise1987 View Post
SUV

honey, even *I* know that the US constitution talks about the right to free speech and religious freedom. That means believing in Islam, Christinanity, Norse Gods and whatever.
Huh? We have that here now? What is this Country coming to?

PS Please don't call me "honey." Honey is bee poop
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 01-21-2011, 07:30 PM
Brother Temperance's Avatar
Brother Temperance Brother Temperance is offline
Senior Usher
True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
A very nice young man
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Long service medal, 2nd class Christian Love Saved 5 Years The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking True Heterosexual™ Ex-Christ-Killer Public Awareness Medal Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus TC Bravery Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Ex-Brit True Republican 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
Posts: 15,634
Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Louise1987 View Post
Hello
No, to point 2)

I happen to be an atheist. I can explain what we think, if you like. Personally I am an agnostic atheist, meaning I believe in god when I see undisputable proof of god's existence. Currently religion is subjecte and a feeling and those who doesn't feel religious aren't, obiously
Nonsense. God is an objective fact. He just exists. Just because you don't feel like acknowledging the truth doesn't make it any less true.
Quote:
Atheists aren't worse than muslims or christians. There are many of each behind bars. Take catholism who has done much harm to children.

I think we can all agree that is terrible.
Yes, atheists, muslims and Catholics are all equally hell-bound. Correct.
Quote:
To explain why I'M an atheist I will give you an example.

When you look at a rainbow and see the beauty in it... it's undeniable. It's beautiful. I, as an atheist, wondered (and I hope most people wonder) how the rainbow function.

Splitting the rainbow apart doesn't make it ugly. I can be very poetic about it, as a whole, but when I "split it up" to find out what makes a rainbow and disovered light. I found out how light travels through space, how it makes our sky blue due to molecules and how, when it hits the rainbows, it splits the light into different colours, like you can prove with a prism if you hold it up to the light.
Factually incorrect.
Genesis 9:12 And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations:
13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.14 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:
15 And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.
16 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.


Rainbows are a special promise from God. He created them to remind us of the time He killed almost everything on earth and of His promise that next time He kills everything in the world, He won't use water to do it.
Quote:
As with crime. Atheists are not worse than religious people.

Just because I'm an atheist doesn't mean I don't have moral. I don't kill people or hurt other people. I don't see the productivity in being cruel, really I don't.
See? You don't refrain from cruel behaviour because it's wrong, you do it because you can't see how it benefits you. If Christopher Hitchens made a graph telling you to do so, you'd stab your own mother in the eye.
Quote:
We have exactly the same morals as religious, you, do, the reason behind the just differ. You get yours from the bible, possibly, we get ours from what is logical.

Killing is illogical. Thieving is stupid.
Not if you get away with it.
Quote:
Being cruel to others is stupid. Hurting children is stupid, animals, whatever.
If someone clever made an argument as to why it's a clever thing to do, you'd do it. You have no real moral code beyond what's convenient.
Quote:
So we might hide behind our atheism, but we could say the same to you. You pray, but without proven effect. Why pray and not just be active. Give money or something.

If I lay in a hospital bed I'd rather have the doctor operate on me than pray for me.
If I had a sinful soul, I'd rather wash it in Christ's blood than have a doctor operate on it.
Quote:
And no, we don't pretend to believe in God.
No, you pretend to not believe in God. That's possibly even worse.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Louise1987 View Post
SUV

How can you even comment when you haven't read what I wrote? If you stopped at atheist you've read one line.

I read ALL yours, despite not agreeing with you. If you wish to comment, how about you read what I wrote first?

And sweetheart, you mentioned George W. Bush, but honey, even *I* know that the US constitution talks about the right to free speech and religious freedom. That means believing in Islam, Christinanity, Norse Gods and whatever.
The Bible doesn't, though.
Quote:
I gues this is all pretty pointless to write as you probably only read the title SUV
I read it all. I still don't understand why you hate God so much.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Louise1987 View Post
Apparently I cannot "Reply" to private messages.

I'd like to point out I didn't add my mail for dating, but more as a "we have a common idea, I'd like to talk more about it". And since I can't mail through THIS place, because I've yet to be varified, I added my mail, so this is actually your own fault.

Let me reply to mail and send mails and I shan't add my mail anywhere...
Anything you have to say to a member of our forums, you can say to our faces.
__________________
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 01-21-2011, 11:19 PM
Louise1987 Louise1987 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 22
Louise1987 is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

Yes, you have a constitution. SURPRISE!


Hey Temperance. Thank you for answering the way you have, that's pretty neat.

1) Says you. Your Bible says it, but only you believe it. Muslims belive their religion is the correct one, too, and so do many others. What makes YOU right?

2) Once more, according to YOU. According to islam, YOU're hellbound. According to ALL RELIGIONS I'm hellbound.

Luckily I don't believe in hell. I don't see why anyone has the right to decide my fate.

3)

According to your book God made the rainbow. According to science, religion exist because science was inadequate at the time and couldn't give the needed informations. So what science couldn't prove was found to be work of god. As we move religions have adapted due to undeniable proof of several things.

The catholic pope has admitted the Big Bang existed. However, en claims god did it. Still, they progressed.

4)
Dude, I don't kill people because it doesn't benefit me. Not at all. I'm working with a telephone company where I get extra paid if I get people to join. I don't lie, still, despite it benefitting me. Truly, I don't. I try to see if people can benefit and if they do, it's good for me as well, but otherwise I'd never sell based on my own needs.

I often talk with a friend about how people can't drive. It's terrible. But just because everyone else drives like shit doesn't mean I should, because I wouldn't help the problem that way.

Have you ever spoken with non-religious people? And dude, have you EVER seen those channels who claim they can cure you through the television? Have you seen the guy who sells "miracle spring water"?

Not too long ago there was a religious man who was calling people out in his church, saying their names and people were exited, until they realised that his wife was talking to him through an ear-piece.

Don't claim innocence, we don't claim it either. We're all guilty of something, religious as non-religious.

I adore Hitchens, he's very insightful. He's really curious about things as well, adopting the religions to understand them. Cool dude.

5)

So... Catholics are OK with molestation when they get away with it... so that makes it ok?

Ofcourse not. Thieving is never ok. Someone who worked their butts off have lost something because some guy is an idiot. It's not ok.

You can argue that it's understandable, however, in some poor countries, but in a place like the west, where we have our needs covered mostly, thieving is not ok. Take charge of your life, be your master. Stop whining about how you were poor as a child.

I grew up with an alchoholic mother. I am on my second education right now. I don't use my past as an excuse.

6)
If someone made an argument towards something I might do it. Depending on topic. If you were a trained sniper and you were told to kill Bin Laden, would you do it? If you were the only one who could?

Who should be saved? A man or a criminal?

Most of my morals come from logic, but it doesn't mean I'm swayed by a good argument. There's more to it than that.

But let's face it: I don't see the point in doing something when someone proved to me it's incorrect. Like... I dunno... Point is, why should I keep doing A when it turns out B is better? I don't just jump on it because of a good argument, I search afterwards to see if it's true, to know the facts.

Like a story with my sister regarding Soya Milk and regular milk. She doesn't like regular milk because there are too many hormones in it. So she used soys. Fact is, soya contains hormone-like substances, which are just as bad. So know she knew and could find something better, something healthier.

6) Does this mean you don't want to be operated in case of sickness? Does this mean you don't use penicillin? Way to go for you, I bow for that. Don't just ignore some science, but all of it. I can accept that. I don't like those religious people who just pluck what they feel is right and then claim holy.

Of course, at the same time I honestly think people who ignore medical advice for some psychic/homeopathic/holistic nonesense is utterly insane and should never allowed to put their children at risk. Medicine and science cannot cure everything, but start there before you attend someone who has a "feeling". Too many children have died because their parents faith didn't permit them to be saved. But then again, the parents supposedly believed their children would be saved in death.

But what if the children believed otherwise, who are the parents to force their faith on others? It's it our right to choose?

7)
How do you know what we do and don't? I don't pretend to not believe in god. But I believe you pretend to believe in god because you're afraid.

Now, this is mud-throwing and utterly pointless, since you cannot know what I believe and vice versa. Calling an entire group for liers is something we both can do and should be stopped now, as it's unproductive. It's obvious I believe you're deranged and you believe me to go to hell when I die, so it lies within the context.

8) the bible wasn't made in US... And so you think your religion is the trumph card, right? Does that mean you drive the way you want in traffic? Does it mean you rage war on your non-religious neighbours, force them to convert or else?

No, you abide by US laws (if you reside in the US, ofc.)

9) I wasn't adding my mail to bitch about you, more to discuss his/her religious views without doing it through a comment.

But I'm not verified, so I cannot reply to msgs and I cannot make any. Which means I cannot defend myself against the accusation laid before me.

But then, that's religion in a nutshell, right? Don't bother defending yourself, you've been judge already? How would YOU feel if you were in my situation, where a whole group bitch about me just because I present a different view or ask questions? I was infricted without ability to defend.

And soon I will get yet another one, where I "whine about infriction" once more and you will have a wonderful way to get rid of me. So hey, grats to you. Let's just push away the different views and live in our own bubble.

Anyways, have a pleasant evening. I am off to bed now, I reckon
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Old 01-22-2011, 06:34 AM
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 76,664
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
__________________
Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Old 01-22-2011, 12:45 PM
Louise1987 Louise1987 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 22
Louise1987 is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives?

Pastor Ezekiel

This was not intended as debate. What started as innocent questions to understand you better was recieved with hatred.

I see now, after having read the "Uninvited and unwelcome" that you REALLY don't tolerate new people and people asking questoins...

So I will leave now, for good.


F*** you all and burn in hell you F*** up, close-minded bigots. Why don't you sacrefice your children or a goat or something.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
atheism christianity, atheist retards, atheists: vain godless scum, evil atheists

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here

The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


All times are GMT. The time now is 05:16 AM.


Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1999, 2009 all rights reserved