Pam's Planets: An Apology to Hitoshi

[One-eyed Jack]

On another thread I had castigated that tongue-twisting heathen Hitoshi for not knowing that Pamela Anderson had her plastic breasts reduced in size from DDDD-XL-Wide to C. He, on the other hand, said that dear innocent Pam had in fact had her finest assets reinflated!

Hitoshi was right. I was wrong.

It behooves a Christian gentleman -- or even me -- to admit it when he has got his facts wrong.

And be it indeed that I have erred, mine error remaineth with myself. Job 19:4

Pam once had normal-sized couch cushions, but then she had them enhanced. (This was the Golden Age of Pamela Anderson.) Then she had them reduced. Then enhanced again. Then reduced (when she contracted Hepatitis C from stepping on one of Angelina Jolie's diseased foreign orphans). And then she had them enhanced yet again.

Each one is now fitted with a handy zipper underneath for quick removal and installation of the artificial upholstery.




Of Pam's splendidly overwrought mammalian equipage one might say, as did the prophet Jeremiah, "They are vanity, and the work of errors: in the time of their visitation they shall perish."

But perhaps that would be mocking dear innocent Pam.

Sorry, Hitoshi. I should never have doubted the expertise of a horny Nip with regard to the titanic teats of Plush Pam.

~~ OEJ

[Nobar King]

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David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

[Hitoshi]

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I am make acceptance of Jack apology. I am write Pamala Anderson haiku for celebrate of our new lucky friendship.

poem is call "no bull"

pam anderson boob
fluctuate like stock market
and are best when bare

[Talitha]

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I am make acceptance of Jack apology. I am write Pamala Anderson haiku for celebrate of our new lucky friendship.

poem is call "no bull"

pam anderson boob
fluctuate like stock market
and are best when bare

You darn Nips would eat anything!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am make acceptance of Jack apology. I am write Pamala Anderson haiku for celebrate of our new lucky friendship.

You ornamentals really do live in a dream world. The whore Pam Anderson wouldn't give a chink like you the time of day.

[Wide-Open]

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You ornamentals really do live in a dream world. The whore Pam Anderson wouldn't give a chink like you the time of day.

His false hopes probably have something to do with this.

[Hitoshi]

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You ornamentals really do live in a dream world. The whore Pam Anderson wouldn't give a chink like you the time of day.

I am not write poem for Pamala Anderson okay. poem is about Pamala Anderson (is what I was mean when was say I write Pamala Anderson poem).

I am tired of alway have to make explain for dummy American. all my post crystal clear should not be problem for understand okay.

[Sister Noddy]

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Pam once had normal-sized couch cushions, but then she had them enhanced. (This was the Golden Age of Pamela Anderson.) Then she had them reduced. Then enhanced again. Then reduced (when she contracted Hepatitis C from stepping on one of Angelina Jolie's diseased foreign orphans). And then she had them enhanced yet again.

Each one is now fitted with a handy zipper underneath for quick removal and installation of the artificial upholstery.




Of Pam's splendidly overwrought mammalian equipage one might say, as did the prophet Jeremiah, "They are vanity, and the work of errors: in the time of their visitation they shall perish."

But perhaps that would be mocking dear innocent Pam.

Sorry, Hitoshi. I should never have doubted the expertise of a horny Nip with regard to the titanic teats of Plush Pam.

~~ OEJ

Dear Landover,

Excuse me. This is Noddy's son-in-law, Godwin. I have taken her computer away and have locked her in her prayer closet until further notice. I am not pleased. What have that harlot Pamela Andernobs's boob jobs got to do with Jesus? Nothing, that's what. I'm shocked, that's what. It's shocking. Since when is this a thread about Jesus' sweet love? And don't tell me you fraternize with dirty chinks on this forum. I cannot tell you how shocked I am. I need to go take my blood pressure pills now, that's how shocking this is. It will be one sad and sorry Noddy if I should have a heart attack and die of shock before I let her out of the closet. Excuse me.

Sincerely,

Mr Godwin, Headmaster
Christian Baptist Grammar School
Taylor Street, Nob Hill
SF CA

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, I hope you're happy now Hirishi. Sister Noddy is probably getting a good Christian beating because of your pornographic posts on our Godly forum.

May Jesus smite you soundly for your perversion.

[One-eyed Jack]

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I heartily apologize for offending Sister Noddy, Godwin, Baby Jesus, and God by posting on such a vile and worldly topic. Alas, I am weak. A weak, weak, reed; a flawed and fallible man; a foul sinner in the sight of the Lord

Thank goodness I am a Landover Baptist and therefore guaranteed salvation despite my fallen nature.

Godwin, I hope Sister Noddy recovers from the shock of seeing that Hollywood Jezebel stretching her pink teeshirt to the limits of elasticity.

He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing. Job 26:7

~~ OEJ

[Sister Noddy]

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I heartily apologize for offending ...

Godwin, I hope Sister Noddy recovers from the shock of seeing that Hollywood Jezebel stretching her pink teeshirt to the limits of elasticity.

He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing.Job 26:7

~~ OEJ

Dear Mr Jack,

This is Godwin again. As a gesture of good will between good Christian Baptist gentlemen, I accept your apology. It's now the next night, and we've had a family crisis. You understand of course. My mother-in-law is rather a fragile sort. She's prone to asthma attacks when she gets nervous. She cries easily, so just a token spanking for tonight. I have let her out of the prayer closet, and now she is resting comfortably upstairs in her room. It's a good thing my cousins from Carolina are still visiting. You understand of course. Their wives are tending to dinner, so we menfolk and my two sons can get on with evening Bible study in the parlor. You understand of course. As for Noddy's internet activities, I shall return her computer to her only after I've gone through some of the threads in these forums, to see that the material presented is Jesus-worthy and suitable for a recently Saved® female of such (shall we say) delicate sensibilities as Noddy. What a peculiar little creature she is. We wouldn't want to see her go into another one of her swoons, now would we. Be sure that I will be monitoring her continuing participation on these True Christian™ forums. You understand of course.

Sincerely,

Mr Godwin

[tinfoil]

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How do you know you will be saved just because you're a "True Christian"? Have fun in hell with the rest of the KKK.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Pam's Planets: An Apology to Hitoshi

I can see some practical application for this:



She must be very well protected in a car crash having those two airbags pre-installed.

YIC,
Buford

[Sister Noddy]

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How do you know you will be saved just because you're a "True Christian"? Have fun in hell with the rest of the KKK.

Dear Mr Tinioril,

Excuse me. My mother-in-law Sister Noddy is (shall we say) unwell today, so I am answering your post. We True Christians™ know we are Saved® because it says so in the Bible. Do you get my drift? It is written in the Holy Scriptures thus:

Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

1st Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

There are many more, Mr Tinioril, too many indeed for just one post. Do you get my drift? We know we are Saved®, just as we know you are not, Mr Tinioril. Best to get with the big picture and get with Jesus just as fast as you can. And now I must tend to my sick mother, and my Christian Baptist Grammar School students, and my twin sons, and my visiting cousins, and to their unruly wives (who are in the kitchen baking today's holiday fruit pies) and to my health as it were, as it's time for my morning blood pressure medication. Do you get my drift? Excuse me.

Sincerely,

Mr Godwin

[Hitoshi]

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I can see some practical application for this:



She must be very well protected in a car crash having those two airbags pre-installed.

YIC,
Buford

I am want build house between pamala anderson boobie and live there forever.