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  • #1

    Does anyone remember "penis inspection day"?

    I was chatting with some friends and none of them seem to remember "penis inspection day".
    The gym teacher took us into the washroom one a a time while everyone else was playing,
    to check if we were developing properly and keeping it squeaky clean.
    I always got an A+ for gym since I always spend a lot of time praying and cleaning my penis.
    Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"

    John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."
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  • #2
    Re: Does anyone remember "penis inspection day"?

    Excuse me!?
    I think that is call abuse, no?

    (And your 'pichurri' make squeak noises!!?? )

    YIC, Mari.
    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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    • #3
      Re: Does anyone remember "penis inspection day"?

      Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
      I think that is call abuse, no?
      Abuse? My gym teacher is a Christian man who often visits for long praying sessions with my mother. He would never abuse someone!
      Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"

      John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."

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      • #4
        Re: Does anyone remember "penis inspection day"?

        Originally posted by Techno Bob View Post
        Abuse? My gym teacher is a Christian man who often visits for long praying sessions with my mother. He would never abuse someone!
        But I'm sure is wrong for one man touch another's 'pichurri', no?

        YIC, Mari.
        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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        • #5
          Re: Does anyone remember "penis inspection day"?

          Dear María Gálvez-Villalobos,

          Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
          But I'm sure is wrong for one man touch another's 'pichurri', no?
          Not if it is for medical reasons. In my line of work I have to touch the genitals of young children all the time. It's just part of the path Jesus has chosen for me. And it is a great way to express my love for God's young children. "Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them" (Psalm 127:5).

          Yours in Christ,

          Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
          How to Study the Bible - About HELL! - The Miracles of Jesus - Biblical Facts - Scientific PROOF

          THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
          Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

          ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!

          "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
          and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
          from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9

          1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
          2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
          3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
          rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
          4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
          your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13
          		What to Pray:

          Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
          I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
          please you through my own efforts. I know that I
          deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
          know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

          Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
          on myself but only on you and I receive you as
          Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
          Lord Jesus, please save me!
          		Accepted Jesus as your Savior?
          Now you need to:

          1. Study your KJV Bible every day
          to get to know Christ better.
          2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
          3. Be baptized, worship, fellowship,
          and serve with other Christians
          in a church where Christ is preached,
          and the Bible is the final authority.
          4. Tell others about Jesus Christ
          until the day Jesus finally kills you.

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          • #6
            Re: Does anyone remember "penis inspection day"?

            Originally posted by Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D. View Post
            Dear María Gálvez-Villalobos,

            Not if it is for medical reasons. In my line of work I have to touch the genitals of young children all the time. It's just part of the path Jesus has chosen for me. And it is a great way to express my love for God's young children. "Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them" (Psalm 127:5).

            Yours in Christ,

            Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
            Ah. Thank you Pastor. Is good to know is OK if you are a pichurrologist. And for others persons is OK too, in some circomstances, I mean?

            YIC, Mari.
            Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
            My favorite verse from the Bible is:
            - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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            • #7
              Re: Does anyone remember "penis inspection day"?

              Dear María Gálvez-Villalobos,

              Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
              Ah. Thank you Pastor. Is good to know is OK if you are a pichurrologist. And for others persons is OK too, in some circomstances, I mean?
              Bob mentioned his gym teacher is a Christian. So I am certain the gym teacher must be trustworthy.

              "Holding fast the faithful word as he hath been taught, that he may be able by sound doctrine both to exhort and to convince the gainsayers." (Titus 1:9)

              Yours in Christ,

              Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
              How to Study the Bible - About HELL! - The Miracles of Jesus - Biblical Facts - Scientific PROOF

              THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
              Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

              ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!

              "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
              and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
              from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9

              1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
              2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
              3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
              rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
              4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
              your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13
              		What to Pray:

              Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
              I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
              please you through my own efforts. I know that I
              deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
              know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

              Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
              on myself but only on you and I receive you as
              Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
              Lord Jesus, please save me!
              		Accepted Jesus as your Savior?
              Now you need to:

              1. Study your KJV Bible every day
              to get to know Christ better.
              2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
              3. Be baptized, worship, fellowship,
              and serve with other Christians
              in a church where Christ is preached,
              and the Bible is the final authority.
              4. Tell others about Jesus Christ
              until the day Jesus finally kills you.

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              • #8
                Re: Does anyone remember "penis inspection day"?

                I recall being at Camp Kingsley in NH as a small child. Every day, we had to line up naked for a daily inspection. Memories like that are priceless.

                Edit: Being the memories were fond, I went and looked it up. The place has been taken over by the Devil.
                It is now CO-ED!!!!!!!!!!
                The sessions do not last the entire summer!!!!
                Gone are the snappy uniformsd everyone had to wear, White and Burgundy striped shirts and grey pants, children now wear anything THEY choose!!!!
                No more daily Bible classes!!!!!!!
                No more day long training classes!!!!
                Thay have a 'parents day'!!!!!
                The cabins have screens and some have windows!!!!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Does anyone remember "penis inspection day"?

                  I have a little bit similar memories from my school days. The school nurse would inspect my penis and when some movement started happening downstairs she would take a cold spoon and slap my balls with it.

                  I'll never forget that.
                  Revelation 22:1:
                  And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Does anyone remember "penis inspection day"?

                    Originally posted by Living_Water View Post
                    I have a little bit similar memories from my school days. The school nurse would inspect my penis and when some movement started happening downstairs she would take a cold spoon and slap my balls with it.

                    I'll never forget that.
                    I think I'm lucky for be a girl sometimes.

                    YIC, Mari.
                    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Does anyone remember "penis inspection day"?

                      I just called my boy's school and asked them when the next penis inspection day is, and if they needed any logistical help.

                      We seemed to have a connectivity problem because the call dropped (we've had some high winds recently), so I'm going to go down to the front office in person and inquire about it.

                      Yours in Christ,

                      Z. Smyth
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                      • #12
                        Re: Does anyone remember "penis inspection day"?

                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                        I just called my boy's school and asked them when the next penis inspection day is, and if they needed any logistical help.

                        We seemed to have a connectivity problem because the call dropped (we've had some high winds recently), so I'm going to go down to the front office in person and inquire about it.

                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
                        This is a stellar idea. I will go to my childrens' school as well. Should I bring my own examination gloves?
                        The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                        Give her a shovel.
                        Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                        19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Does anyone remember "penis inspection day"?

                          I don't remember penis inspection day, but i'm defiantly down to hop on the bandwagon with ya'll and go with my son to school on monday and inquire about when the next one is scheduled.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Does anyone remember "penis inspection day"?

                            Originally posted by Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D. View Post
                            Dear María Gálvez-Villalobos,

                            Not if it is for medical reasons. In my line of work I have to touch the genitals of young children all the time. It's just part of the path Jesus has chosen for me. And it is a great way to express my love for God's young children. "Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them" (Psalm 127:5).

                            Yours in Christ,

                            Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
                            Express your love for children by touching their genitals. You should be shot.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Does anyone remember "penis inspection day"?

                              I remember these penis inspection days, but at our school (not Christian, remember, my roots are lutheran) had woman who do it when I was 11 years. If I remember correctly she wanted to inspect my and two other who had early puberty every day in one week. I think she kept going these inspections with one of the kids for whole period.

                              YiC,
                              Miikkael
                              Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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